Own Transformers? Me? My only chance of that is if Hasbro decides to sell, and I doubt that will happen. They own Transformers, Megatron, Starscream, and all the money it all makes. I'm just writing a drabble here.
"Relax"
By J.T. Magnus, "Turbo"
Humans, as a whole, are inferior. Their history, however, interests me, especially those you would find close to the leaders who made that history. Washington had Arnold, Hitler had Himmler, Stalin had Beria, and Kennedy perhaps had Johnson.
And in the history of Cybertron, I have Starscream. Fortunately or unfortunately for me, he lacks General Arnold's martial skill, Himmler's detachment, Beria's successfulness and Johnson's ability to remain an unknown. In short, he is a failure, and if history were to judge by one's associates, then so would I too be known as a failure.
Scheme those schemes you so dearly love, Starscream. Hit me with those laser beams you think will finish me. Prove to me that you are worthy of the title you hold now, much less that which I hold and you covet. Because Megatron will be known as a failure for no being, and if you would bring me down, then I will forced to remove you from history's eye.