Fry: Hey bender what ya doing buddy?

Bender: Bite my artistic rainbow lookin' ass!

Professor Farnsworth: GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!

Amy & Leela: What's the news professor?

Amy & Leela: Hey! Stop it!

Leela: Chinese skank!

Professor: You will delivering this package to the planet of cartoons. They also paid me 1 million dollars for you to not look at their pixels, That my crew shouldn't know about. Oops! I said to much.

Leela: You mean that planet with the creepy aliens from another universe?

Professor:Oh! yes.

SCENE 2

Fry: Leela I have to ask you a question.

Leela: Not now fry, Were already here at the cartoon planet. Wow this place looks sillier than I imagined.

Bender: Ooo! I'm gonna rip off all these cartoon characters! (picks up mickey mouse and walks to the ship)

Mickey mouse: Hey! let go of me! [Screams]

Bender: Here you can stay with ol' Bessie.

Bessie (the ship): he dumped me.

Mickey Mouse: Hey wanna go out?!

Bessie: And then we'll get married and have kids and then die together! [Psychedelic laugh]

Mickey mouse: Op! never mind

Bessie: [Crying]

Mickey mouse: [Pulls out a beer and gets drunk] Try this kids you know you want to. [passes out]

Bender: Who are those gay people prancing around?

Lilli: We're not gay people.

Bender: Aaah!

Lilli: Hey your kinda cute. Wanna see a movie.

Bender: Aren't you 12?

Lilli: I am but I don't act like most 12 year olds. I basically have the same mind as you. And I don't ask for marriage.

Bender: Good enough for me.

SCENE 3: Fry and leela's date in a tree

Leela: Thanks for staying by my side fry.

Fry: Leela, I have something to ask you and I'm not taking no for an answer.

Leela: What is it fry?

Fry: [Falls of tree] Aaaaaaah!

Leela: Fry are you okay?!

[Fry dusts him self off and gets down on one knee]

Leela: Awwww...

Fry: Will you marry me?

Leela: Yes, yes, yes! Oh, a I mean, sure, okay I'm cool with that.

SCENE 3: BENDER AND LILLI'S DATE

Bender: This feels kinda...

Lilli: [Interrupts] Wierd.

Bender: Going out with a 12 year old cartoon character.

Lilli: [Holds benders hand] Bender, age and species does'nt matter were both on a screen. And as long as were together.

Bender: We are?

Lilli: Tap the glass

Bender: What the?!

Lilli: Now do you want to kill some humans?

Bender: Do I!

A/n: this is the first time I ever wrote a book or fanfiction. Please review!