A/N This story is for Deidara is da bomb literally. Well, he did request for it. Anyways, I hope you like it! This is 35 Ways to Piss Uchiha Itachi.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any other of the characters.
Put your hand on his shoulder and stick out your finger. After that simply just call his name. (See what happens!*Sniggers*)
Spam his facebook wall with stupid messages!
Send fake embarrassing rumors about him.
Pull down his pants and shout," Oh my GOD! Rainbow Monkey!"
Stare at his face for about 2 seconds and shout," My eyes! It's burning!"
Give him drugs and whisper," It's "good" for you." Into his ear.
Shout," Oh my god! It's him!" when Itachi is nearby. After he says," Where? Where?" Point towards his lower region and shout," Down there!"
Whisper this into his ear," I like…PIE!" loudly.
Slap him real hard on his back and shout in his ear," What's up?"
Warn him to give you back the money he owed you.
Throw a pancake into his face and shout," Got you!"
Change his Akatsuki cloak into a pink bikini.
Jump on him and shout," His MINE!" whenever someone walks by.
Whisper,' I know what you did last night…"into his ear.
Give him a local anaesthetic injection while he is sleeping. After that just jump on him.
Ask Itachi if he want to save the world. If he answers yes, tell him to kill himself.
Punch him in the face and say," This is what you call humor…" in a serious tone.
Give him a few coins and say," you poor poor thing.."
Make him sing a song and put it on the web.
Talk to him in different languages.
Ask him would he like a Sasuke plush toy as a gift for his birthday.
Grab Orochimaru by the scruff of his neck and say,' Itachi is MINE!"
Give Itachi a piece of your mind.
When he asks you something, tell him this," It's human stuff, you wouldn't understand."
Send him yaoi porn to his cell phone, computer (Email) and tell him that there is a bunch of gays waiting for him at his front door.
Annoy him by repeating the same words over and over again.
Stalk him wherever he goes. (Especially the toilet)
Blame him for things he didn't do.
Punch him in the stomach and whisper this into his ear," That was for my pet hamster."
Walk to him casually and say," Hey, Itachi! You don't need to worry about Sasuke anymore; I finished him for you…" When Itachi says," WHAT!" or something, finish your speech with,' in TAP DANCING!"
Keep staring dumbly at Itachi in the face and when he asks you what, just answer him in a sing song voice," Nothing!"
Shout," It's that homo again!" while pointing at him. (Make sure everybody hears it)
When Itachi is asleep, prod him with your finger and say loudly," Is he dead?"
Hug Itachi by the waist and say," Don't leave me alone… You asshole!"
Sing the "If you were gay" song whenever he is around.
A/N Well I hope you like it! R/R or else...XD