Choice of a Lifetime

Disclaimer: you wish I owned inuyasha. Don't try to sue me. You'll be lucky to end up with a nickel. Cause I don't own it. Nope.

Inuyasha: Kagome! We're out of ramen!!!

Kagome: so what? What am I the ramen god? Fix your own d*** ramen! The only way you can change my mind is to * thinks of something he'll never do* is to give your brother the tetsiga * smirk *

Inuyasha: oh h*** no! I'd rather give naraku all the shikkon shards!!!

Kag: oh well looks like your on your own then.

Sango: henati! (Sonic boom smack)

Miroku: x_____x

Kag: why in the world does he do that?

Shippo: maybe he's mentally unstable.

Inu: from all those blows to the head it may be possible.

????: maybe while he's asleep, we can give him implants!

All except Miroku: hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

Miroku: wtf? Sango getting implants?

Kag: no one said anything about implants.

Shippo: told ya he's mentally unstable!

Miroku: I come from a broken home and I'm very lonely.

Inu/Shippo: what a load of bull!!

Kag/Sango: d*** straight. ????: kukukukukukukuku!

All: What was that?

????: Me naraku!

Naraku: Wait I'm here to help! _____________________________________________________________ Me how is this guy here to help? And why? Cliff time! Please review!!!

Ps: read the next chapter! I swear it gets funnier

Chapter 2: naraku's plan

Naraku: wait I'm here to help!

* game show arena appears