Chapter 1: End of my boring life.

Alright, Welcome to the first chapter of Code name: Cyber connects. The name is a code essential to the plot of this fic. I know what most of you are thinking, a fan fiction that has Pokémon as Giant Robots, what's this? Well, I decided to give this Idea a shot since nobody else has. Either people will like it, or people wont. I already posted chapters of this fic to a forum site, and they suggested that I put it on this site. Oh yea disclaimers, I don't own the Idea of Pokémon, I just own the Idea of turning them into robots

" You lose dumb ass, you have no skill, LOL what a Noob."

"WHAT THE HELL, SHUT THE HELL UP YOU DAMN GAME!!!" I yelled and threw My PSP against the wall, smashing it on collision. God, how come that game insulted me avout every little thing I did? Well I guess you can't expect any less from a final fantasy game. Especial the new ones with AI's that judge you, I wish I could have gotten one of those kiss ass Ai's, but i had to get one that hated me. I sighed, and then sank back into my chair, ( For I had stood up when I threw the PSP) Every body in the lunch room looked at me like I was insane or something. Yea I guess it was poor judgment to destroy one of the most annoying things in my life in my school's cafeteria, but it felt so Freaking good. I then matted my messy oddly colored blue hair, and pulled out my D.S from my blue jeans. I then pulled out a D.S game cartridge from the pocket of my Grey jacket, which covered my White under shirt. I then slammed the game in and then turned on My D.S. But that time all of the Final Fantasy Nerds huddled around my broken PsP, knowing what game was in it.

"No No!!!!" Screamed some guy Dressed as Squall " This game is the only finally fantasy game where they combined all of the Final fantasy games."

"Why" Another final fantasy fan boy cried behind his friend, this one was dressed up as cloud. " Oh no, our lord and savior cloud has perished let's All commemorate his death." And then they all huddled around the game, and started saying their weird Final fantasy religion prayer. I then went back to playing my M rated Pokémon game, it has better violence, more language, and an actual plot. I sat there, playing my game in peace... For about 2 minutes, before I heard a familiar voice call " Hey Edo."

Oh, I forgot to mention my name didn't I? My name is Edo Nagori, the kid whose bored of this life. I mean, come on, all the average person does is work and die. And I was not about to join the ranks of the final fantasy worshipers. I turned around to see a Black haired boy walking towards my table. His Long sleeved shirt, was appropriate for this fall weather, and he also had Green pants. Wow.. I just realized how half assed that description was. I then sighed when I realized who it was. I then said unenthusiastically "Hello Tren."

"Edo. Edo, Edo!! Guess what" Said Tren, more excited then he usually was. I sighed then turned off my game, never got really far today anyway.

"what Tren? What do you want to tell me???" I asked and then he gave me two drawing, one was a... scribble, I couldn't even tell waht the hell is was supposed to be of. The other.. looked like... An egg, with wheels, and cracks or something. I then looked back up at Tren.
"Ok I give, What the hell is this supposed to be of?"

"Well.." Tren started, his voice leaking of Pervyness " Those are my plans to drill a hole into the girls locker room and you know, look inside of it and take pictures, cool eh.?" I then looked at Tren, for a like Ten minutes, my usual reaction when he pull something like this

"Tren, is the only thing you care about women their bodies?"

"Of course not Edo, I also care about them for other reasons too, like Sex and their boobies..." I then looked away from him, and then started playing my game again.

"Hey, Edo, you didn't ask about the second thing." Tren said, acting full of him self

"Alright.... What's the other thing?"

"What you couldn't figure it out?

"Err.. no, Your Drawings suck."

He then looked at me, seeming offend e " Suck? Dude, you don't know greatness when it bites you in the ass, what sucks is the stuff you do!!!"

I then continued to play my game, and replied remaining cool " That may be. But at least I don't look up Yuri on my computer every night, nor do I drill holes in the girls locker rooms." Which was True, Tren did more perverted things than anybody else in this school. Well, except for sex, he may try to argue against it, but he was a virgin. I should know, he has been my "Friend" Science Elementary school. Why else would I be friends with somebody a year younger than me?

Tren then Yelled "YEA, BUT AT LEAST I DON'T KILL GAME SYSTEMS" Now everybody was looking at us, nothing unusual actually, people usually stared at us. The kid who's never dated a girl in his life, and the over the extreme pervert who had a love for mechanics as big as his love for Yuri.

"Hey Tren" I asked, wanting to get this particular conversation over with. "What is up with that last drawing? "

Tren then Said, glad that I had finally asked that question 'Dude You'll see after school." After school? God damn this was starting to get annoying.

*After class.*

I walked out side of the school, the Sky having a tint of orange to the usual Blue. My backpack was on my back, It was relatively empty because it was thanksgiving break. Thanksgiving as in thanking that the cyberconnects empire won the war for control of the world. If we lost, it would have been a complete dictator ship, another war would probly have broken out already, However since that final war 30 years ago, the war has been in peace. Sure crime would happen all the time, however the government had police forces set up every where, to help protect the people. Other than that, we didn't really have to worry about threats from this planet. What we did have to worry about, were alien attacks, however those happened rarely, and they were quickly dealt with.

I broadly walked down the Steps as I looked at the sky. A group of three Pokémech flew in the sky, above our school. Oh yes, Pokémech are the government uses to protect us. They are molded after the creatures used to tame in the past, called Pokémon. All of the Pokémon died in the final war, trying to help us humans out. I suppose that was God's big kick in the balls for us killing each other.

I then sighed, walking down the steps, when I was tripped and fell down the stone stairs. "Holy Crap monkeys!!!" I yelled as I collided with the stone floor. I turned my head, to see Tren, looking pissed.

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR??" I yelled at him. God, he did this all the time, well when I kept him waiting.

"Dude, I had to wait ten minutes for you to put everything away. Ten minutes."

I then sighed again, pulling my self out, lord I felt some blood dripping out of my arm, it was probably just a scrape.

"Is this about what you wanted to show me."

He nodded his head "Yea, remember your skate board that accidently broke during the summer?"

"My skate board didn't accidently break, you threw it in the street to test if it were car proof."

"Detail details, any way I fixed it, and it's better than ever, It can fly now." He then pointed to a wooden board next to the school. IT looked like an average skateboard, except it has a flame thrower combined with a toaster oven with a fuse attached? I then looked at Tren in disbelief.

"What the hell, you made it worse." I said, knowing that I would never ride my beloved skate board again.

"No, I made it jet powered, I will demonstrate it's epicenes to you in a second, first, I have to show you the pictures I took." He then took off his backpack, and started rummaging through it.

"Dude.. You really think I want to see these?"

"Hell yea, these are like, the best pictures of a girls locker room ever." He then found the pictures and he shoved them in front of my face.

"Wow that's impressive" I said, retaining my usually casual tone. "You got pictures of lockers and walls." His face then turned into one of shock, and then he looked at the pictures again.

"Crap, I knew I should have never taken these pictures in the middle of cla..." Suddenly there was a huge explosion from where my skate board was. Half of the was school blown up, and a huge hole where the ground once was.

"DUED" I yelled immediately blaming Tren for what had happened. I mean it was his work. "Your whole adding rockets to my skateboard thing blew up the entire school!!!"

"Wait" He said, trying to defend himself. "It can't be set off unless I light the fuse."

"Then how the hell did that thing go o..." Suddenly a huge crash, and a girls scream. I turned around to see the three Pokémech from before, standing on some of the remains of my school. The huge mudkip shape one was standing on a puddle of blood. The Zigzagoon one was shooting a near by building, and the Absol mech started destroying the school. They stood about as large as a house. What the hell was going on? Why was this happening. I mean earth was in peace with it's self right? So why were these mechs killing every thing?

"HOLY CRAP!!!" Tren yelled, I looked at him, his eyes were wide, and he was trembling. I have never seen Tren this scared before. Usually he was acting perverted, or just plane crazy. I then noticed my legs trembling. Holy crap, was I going to die like this? Was I going to die with out fulfilling my dream, being successful and being able to live a life with out work, with my wife and kids? Suddenly the Absol looked at Tren and I, and I swore I heard the Pokémech chuckle.

"Oh hey there kids, schools out. Time to kiss your asses' good bye." Said a voice, that most defiantly came from the pilot of the mech. Suddenly his Tail started to Glow, oh crap he was going to kill us with an Iron tail.

"Hey screwball" Tren said as he threw a rock at the Pokémech. " You think you can take us on? The great Tren, the sexy. And Edo.. The nerdish." Ok, now I sort of wanted Tren to die. However, just as the Absol was about to kill us, I started to hear gunshots. The mech looked up, and so did I about 5 floors about us, was A giant Pikachu. I really couldn't say Pokémech because it wasn't as large as a house, it was like a mile long, and was at least 50 feet tall. I then tried to pinpoint the sound of the machine gun, I then saw a 12 year old girl, holding a machine gun, with what I could only guess were shells around her.

"SUCK IT TERRORIST SCUM!!!" She yelled, and then backed up, suddenly two Pokémech jumped out of the sky, and when the landed they created a shockwave. however that Shockwave unbalanced Tren and I, and then we fell into the hole that the explosion from before had caused. My, jacket blowing up and down from the fall, and my D.S fell from my jacket pocket. Into the abyss below, as were we.

Chapter one end.

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXAlright, personally I think this chapter went well. First off, let me explain almost all of the characters in this Fic are based off of people I know in a forum. Next I already have 4 chapters of this made. I'm planning to relies them weekly, until I hit the point where I have no premade chapters. I'd also thank all of the people who inspired me to write this fic, including all of the people on that site, and RTJ, who really motivated me to write fan fictions with his fan fic, Diamond fists. I admit I tried to make fics before this one, but they were a joke.