A/N: Hey everybody!!! This is the first series I'm gonna write on fanfiction. Since you've already seen this title if you've clicked on it, I won't bother you with trivial detail. I'm gonna also be writing another series called "The Sword may be Mightier than the Pen but what about the Paintbrush?" Ok so I won't bore you with any more boring details. I'll move onto the disclaimer then get on with the story. Onward!
Disclaimer: Me no own Naruto. Currently am trying to save money so can own, at least in plushy form.
The Incredibly Suckish thing called a High School Relationship
It was the first day of school. Children were getting up, woken by the dawn chorus or the sounds of their parents lovingly calling them down to breakfast. All except one. 16-year-old Uzumaki Naruto woke up to this:
"GOMEN NE sunao ja nakute
yume no naka nara ieru
shikou kairo wa SHO-TO sunzen
ima sugu aitai yo
nakitaku naru you na moonlight
denwa mo dekinai midnight
datte junjou doushiyou
HA-TO wa mangekyou"
Uzumaki Naruto glanced sat his alarm clock. Within in a 10 square kilometre distance the children who had not woken up yet, and those who were, woke up to this"
"OH SHIT!!!!!!!!! I'M GONNA BE LATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
And they knew the school year had officially begun.
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22-year-old Uchiha Sasuke was enjoying a peaceful rest. At least he had been until the loud screams of someone yelling that they were going to be late. The youthfulness of the voice caused him to believe it was a high school student. And the fact that there were no more schools out there caused him to believe that whoever it was was a student of Konaha Private School, the school he was due to begin teaching at soon. 'Please Kami-sama' Sasuke prayed, 'Let me not be teaching this kid.' Sasuke rolled over at looked at his alarm clock. "6:15," it glared back at him. "Oh just wonderful," Sasuke muttered to himself, "Oh well, might as well get up." And Sasuke Uchiha, very reluctantly, got up to greet the day.
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Naruto ran to class, barely getting there by the late bell rang. Although, his school began at the 7:45 and he had woken up at 6:15, and living only a 20-minute walk away from the school, he still managed to be late by almost 15 minutes. He had just known it would be a bad morning. First he realized that alarm clock was saying 6:15 instead of 8:15 like his sleep-filled eyes had previously told him. Then he thought he would have plenty of time to get ready so he rolled over and went back to sleep (after hitting the snooze button many, many times). He slept in till 7 fuckin' 25!!! 'This was not a good morning,' Naruto though as he sat down, 'Oh well, at least it can't get much worse. Naruto was wrong, it was about to get much, much worse. At the moment he sat down, the teacher came in. He was new.
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Sasuke cursed silently under his breath as he headed to his new class. He was not in a good mood. Teacher staff meetings, which he had loved when he was a student, had suddenly become the bane of his existence. 'How long could the damn things go on for?!' he wondered. And they kept droning on the same things for so long he'd even seen the principal, Tsunade, stifling a yawn. He promised to himself that, if he ever found a way to, he'd go back in time and make his younger self be kind to the teachers and actually pay attention in their classes instead of going about in his usual "I-don't-give-a-damn" way. At least it was over now. Uchiha Sasuke stopped with his hand on the doorknob and sighed. 'What the hell ever possessed me to become a teacher?' he thought 'Now I have to deal with teenage brats every day for the next 43 years. Oh well, at least none of them could be worse than I was." Sasuke opened the door an stepped into the classroom. He was about to find out how wrong he could be.
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Naruto stopped talking to his friend Kiba and looked up as soon as he heard the click of the door opening as did everyone else in the class. This was the only day that the class of 3A were ever quiet. The teacher would be very glad of this, this would be his only memory of them being quiet. On a bad day the sound level of the class was approximately 325db. He'd have an even warmer memory than other teachers though. They were being especially quiet since this was a new teacher and everyone was curious about him. There had been a rumour going around last term that there was going to be a new teacher. Everyone had dismissed the rumour until the previous teacher, Hatake Kakashi, announced that he would be retiring from being a form teacher and going back to being a plain old Biology teacher. He'd also said that this would be a great experience for the new teacher, this would give him some backbone, teaching the worst class ever as his first class. 3A was excited, this the first time they would have a completely new teacher, and like child with a new toy, they were eager to play with him, test his limits, and see how easily he could be broken. Their new teacher stepped into the classroom.
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Sasuke stepped into the classroom and felt like a nervous rabbit cornered by a pack of wolverines. It was the way they looked at him, like they were trying to figure out how much fun they could have playing with him before they tore him to shreds. 'Calm down Sasuke,' he thought to himself, 'Their just high school students. A few years ago you were one of them.' He suddenly felt bad for his teachers if he had looked at them like that. He mentally shook himself and said,"Hello students, my name is Uchiha Sasuke and I'm your new teacher." Instead of the chorus of "Good morning Uchiha-sensei"'s he'd been hoping for, his new students looked at each other as if they were electing someone to be the first to torture him (they were). Suddenly they all looked at him, with evil smiles on their faces. A blond-haired, cerulean-eyed boy spoke up. He had a voice exactly like the voice that had woken up Sasuke that morning. Kami-sama is cruel.
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Naruto and his class-mates looked around at each other. By a silent agreement they picked one student every new semester to test out the limits of the new teacher. This year it looked like he had been chosen. The class turned to the teacher and settled down to see what Naruto would start with. First, Naruto assessed his teacher. He was good-looking Naruto had to admit. Raven hair, obsidian eyes, pale skin, skinny yet muscular. Appearances could be deceiving though. He thought, with a shudder, of Anko-sensei from last year. Having her gave them scars that would never heal. The new teacher didn't look very tough though, maybe it was the way he had frozen for a moment when he had first entered the classroom, or the way his voice had shook when he had announced his name to the class. Whatever it was, Naruto felt disappointed. He'd hoped his first ever completely new teacher would be tougher to break. 'Oh well,' Naruto thought. And he started.
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Sasuke was terrified. Usually nothing scares him. When that gang had come after him one day? Whatever. When his thousands of fangirls chased after him? Nothing. Now? He'd rather be in a jungle somewhere, being eaten alive by cannibals. "Yo teach," the blonde haired boy asked. The boy spoke the same way he had spoke to his teachers, with the same tone that made it quite clear that before they had been putting up with him quite nicely, but now it was time for some fun.
"Yes, um?"
"Uzumaki Naruto," the boy replied. Sasuke shuddered. They warned him about this boy. Actually they had warned him about the whole class of 3A but they had warned him about Uzumaki Naruto the most.
"Yes Uzumaki-san?"
"This is your first time teaching, right?" Naruto leaned forward over his desk and propped his chin in his hand.
"Yes." Sasuke was afraid of where Naruto was going with this.
"Do you have a girlfriend?"
"No." Sasuke wondered what had prompted Naruto to start this little share session. He was scared to find out.
"So do little girls not turn you on? Only teenage ones? Or is it boys? Maybe-"
"Nani?!" Sasuke shouted, cutting Naruto off. Now he was just angry. Still a little frightened, but mainly angry. "Ok, since this is first day I'll forgive this little misdemeanour, but if you ever even suggest something like that again, I will personally make sure the rest of your days in my class are filled with misery and sorrow!" (Wow, Sasuke's acting really bitchy now. I wonder if it's that time of month?). Naruto didn't even a bat an eyelid.
"Sure teach," he said an leaned back in his seat with his hands behind his head. He looked as if, though Sasuke had delivered a threat which in high school would've made his enemies quake in fear, he had won. Sasuke shuddered again. 'And I still have this kid for Math and English,' he thought, 'High school a second time, definitely not fun.'
End of Chapter 1
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End A/N: Yep, so how'd you like it? And if think I'm perverted for pairing a 16 going on 17 year old with a 22 year old remember, I was doing to make it 15 going on 16 in the beginning. Naruto's alarm clock is playing the Sailor Moon first opening theme. English translation is: I'm sorry I'm not candid. I can say it if in my dreams. My thoughts are about to short circuit. I want to see you right now! I'm just about to cry – moonlight I can't call you, either – midnight. But I have a simple heart, so what can I do? My heart is a kaleidoscope. I think you might be able to guess why I chose this one for him. So yeah, am planning two one-shot songfics and the story I mentioned in the beginning. A girl I know said that she heard that all boys are bisexual cuz they have a giving end and a receiving ^_^! And remember, My Chemical Romance is an important part of the creative process!