I just found this little number on a scrap piece of paper. I wrote it many years ago, and found it funny so thought I would post it! Here goes:
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Pete's an ass and deserves to die.
Sam's insane to date the guy.
He's nosy, annoying and simply put, not Jack.
So Come Season 8, she better dump his ass!
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Sam's in love with Jack, doesn't she realize.
For cryin' out loud, he's a god damn prize.
There is no man better than Colonel Jack O'Neill.
Sam's waited too long, now I'm goin' for the steal!
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Sam's finally dumped Pete, but it's too late you see.
'Cause Jack's now with me, happy as can be!
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:) The End! :)