Ch. 1: Hiccp th chef
A/N: HIII! i'm Destynee! this ins my 1st fanfic EVUR so PLZ B NEICE!
"WEl that groknkle is ujust terrilbe, stealing your food like that! You soulujdn't have let it stela your fish!" she told the black dragon, and he snorted to say 'I guess not. It was mean f it to take my fish.' she nodded "exacly."
Just then, a skinny boy arbout the girl's age walked up. he came out from between two rocks, down from above the sinked in area were the dragon and girl were sititn gby the pond. he gasped wen he saw the girl becuz she wuz rlly pretty. She had relaly long shiny blak heir with perple strekas and waz rlly skiny. she made Astidd look likke fishlegs! SHE ALSO ha d eyes like liquid gold fallen frokm the sun. he wus awstuck that his dragon toothle ss wasnt eating her. "who r u?" he askerd, shoked to see her in the cove. "who me?' she said with th3e sweetest voice he'd ever herd. she stood up and bowed. "meh name is Tova Sigrún Kaja Ragna Solberg! whatavout you?' "Im Hiccpu'' he told her. "U should come to the cillag e with me so I can intoduc u to evry one"
Win they wit to teh villige n wen day gut der thy sew a craZ dad in tits wif a shild tat had a red whit red blue patern of serkles wit a shape of a white star in the blu serkle. Ther e was a white stare on hi schest and a A on his 4hed. He was werig crazy tites. Tovowe axed "hoo is this reedonculus man"? he juped on a rock and shutted: "I AM COPTANI AMURCA! i IS HER TA FEE THOU FROMST TY MONARKI BY TEH POWEH OV...
DAMURCASY!1!1!1!"
"Vat is dis 'damurcasy' dat you sppek ov, stran mun?" Stoik assed, confuzzled . He stracked his bird.
"R U TEH FOL MINARK OD TIHS PLAQUE? U MUSS B KILLEDEDEED TO FRY DE INNOWENT VODERS!" de wird min exlamed
"My pePOL! dEY ARE FINE AS dEY ARE! DO NOT FRIE DEM!" Sproink bakc. To thins the crzy man dumped at Stok y cloberesed hem ofer teh hade. Soitk feel offer did.
Hippuc stared a el site in angurish. "GET OFFA MEH IZLEND U STUBIC GARY-STU! U KILdElEDELD MEH PAPPY!" he pited ub a javilin und trew it at teh wired men. he colipsed did to. Ciccup lit a dunterous batale cri. "No 1 keels meh dud und gets away with it!"
"U rly luv ur dad, don u?" Tuva ashed, tushing HIccup's shudder gentiley. "Yesh, I rly do" Eh responeded almond quitly.
Sudley A voice brock teh silience, "So... Dose this mean ur chiftaine now, luv?" He herd his gf asc him. "I dunno, Ashtric." He lucked at the ccillaige questioningly. 'i thi nk so"'