ONCE UPON A TIME SONIC AND AMY HAD SEX. THE END. BUT WAIT. THERE'S MORE!

SONIC THEN GATHERED UP HIS REMAINING SEMEN IN ORDER TO HAVE SEX WITH ALL HIS FRIENDS, INCLUDING THE MALES! AND HE EVEN HAD SEX WITH HIS KIDS HE SOON HAD.

AND THEN SONIC ATE A PILL AND SUDDENLY BECAME ROUGE! THEN THEY ALL BECAME BEST FRIENDS AND RODE INTO THE WIND! AMEN! ROUGE SONIC HAD SEX WITH ROUGE ROUGE, AND THEY WERE CONFUSED AS TO WHO WAS WHO BY THE END.

THEN EVERYONE TEAMED UP TO BRUTALLY MURDER SONIC FROM THE PAST SO THAT HE'D NEVER EXIST. HOWEVER THEY FAILED JUST LIKE SILVER DID IN '06.

AND THEN 1 DIRECTION APPEARED AND THEY ALL HAD SEX AND BECAME SUPER PREGNANT.

AND SONIC WENT INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION WHERE HE MET HIS FEMALE COUNTERPART. HE ALSO MET SHADOW'S LOST BROTHER AND THE HEDGEHOG VERSIONS OF ELISE AND MARIA BECAUSE TRANS-SPECIATION IS A THING NOW. MY BROTHER'S A CRAB.

SONIC ALSO BECAME TRANS, BECAUSE WHY NOT. YEAH, AND SONIC ALSO BECAME OFFICIALLY GAY/LESBIAN. HE DECIDED TO MARRY SHADOW, IN ORDER TO MAKE THE SHIPPING UNIVERSE COMPLETE. THEN SONIC AND SHADOW HAD A CHILD THAT THEY NAMED SILVER.

THEY ALSO HAD INCEST WITH THEIR CHAO RELATIVES IN ORDER TO LOOK LIKE CREEPY LUNATICS WHO LIKED BESTIALITY.

THEN EGGMAN BECAME JEALOUS AND BOTH WITH GAY AND PEDOPHILIC INTENTIONS, RAPED SONIC. HE MADE SURE TO GIVE THEM A BIG, JUICY, HARD PENIS. THIS ALSO MADE EGGMAN BEASTILITIC. HE TRANS-FORMED INTO A FEMALE FURRY RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEIR EYES, ANIME HENTAI STYLE!

AND OUT OF NOWHERE, CORY APPEARED AND KICKED TRUMP OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE AND TRUMP DECIDED TO BECOME A SONIC CHARACTER.

TRUMP DECIDED TO REPLACE CUBOT'S PLACE, BECAUSE HE HAS MORE EXPERIENCE THAN CUBOT. IN ORDER TO CONVINCE EGGWOMAN TO LET HIM BE THE NEW CUBOT, HE BUILT A WALL AROUND CUBOT AND TRAPPED HIM IN THE COUNTRY OF CUBOTES. HOWEVER, CUBOT CAME BACK, AND PROFESSED HIS DEEP CRUSH ON TRUMP, AND HIS HUGE DESIRE FOR SEX.

THEN OUT OF NOWHERE, EVERY SINGLE MLP CHARACTER APPEARED AND HAD SEX WITH SONIC, RESULTING IN PONYHOG BABIES. THEN SONIC REALIZED HE LIKED TO HAVE BABIES WHENEVER HE (SHE) /SHE ALSO REALIZED HE/SHE LIKED THE TASTE OF HORSE MEAT AND ATE THEM ALL, EVEN THE PONYHOGS. BUT HE MADE SURE TO RAPE HIS/HER CHILDREN BEFORE EATING THEM."CUM ON, STEP IT UP!" SAID SONIC AS HE RAPED ALL HIS CHILDREN. THEN ZERO THE GODHOG CAME (COMPLETELY ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NUT STEEL)AND HE MURDERED EVERYONE. AND THAT'S HOW SONIC DIED. THE END.

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