This is an alternate version of South Park: Phone Destroyer. At least if I were to control the South Park universe instead of Trey and Matt. Anyways the characters don't belong to me blah blah blah, let's begin the story I'll probably forget to update in the future.
Summer In Cartman's House…
NO ONES POV:
Kyle: I say we play Christians vs Jews!
Tweek: Yeah!
Kenny: *Muffled* Christians vs Jews is boring. I say we play Cyber Ghetto!
Clyde: I agree, screw Christians vs Jews!
Timmy: TIMMEH!
Tweek: Oh, like cyber ghetto is any better than our choice!
Stan: Both those options suck, How bout Indians vs Cowboys!
Clyde: No way! You just like it because you win all the time Stan!
Token: Well maybe you should try harder! It's not our fault you guys suck!
Kyle: We don't suck!
Jimmy: y-y-you're right, you d-d-don't suck. You swallow.
Kyle: Shut it Jimmy!
Cartman: Enough! The only reasonable game is Stick of Truth!
Stan/Kenny/Kyle: NO!
Craig: I don't see anything wrong with it.
Butters: Me neither. I say we do Eric's plan!
Kyle: Don't you remember we threw the stick in the pond fatass!
Cartman: Doesn't mean we can't fight.
Stan: Besides that, the game wasn't that fun anyway.
Everyone but Butters, Cartman, and Craig: yeah!
Cartman: Then what is one game we can all agree on HUH!
Kyle: I have an idea.
Kenny: *Muffled*We're not playing Christians vs Jews Kyle.
Kyle: I wasn't gonna say that Kenny!
Cartman: Then what's your plan?
Kyle: *In a slightly annoyed tone* I was gonna say, how about we have a battle. Winner decides the game we play.
Cartman: I like it. Jews can really be useful.
Stan: So it's just gonna be a free for all? I say we do that, but have one team for each of the main games we'll play.
Kenny: *I think you get it by now* okay then, anyone who wants to play Cyber ghetto come to this corner.
Clyde and Timmy: *Goes to corner*.
Stan: Cowboys and Indians over here!
Token and Jimmy: *Goes to Stan*.
Cartman: Okay then, Fantasy anyone?
Craig and Butters: *Goes to Cartman*
Kyle: Christians vs Jews?
Tweek and Kevin: *Goes to Kyle*
Cartman: Okay then, we have our teams. Jew now what?
Kyle: Shut it fatass.
Cartman: I asked for the next step kehl.
Kyle: *Still mad but calming down* Okay now we need to draw starting boundarys.
Stan: What do you mean by starting boundarys?
Kyle: Okay let me explain. All four teams have starting base lines. Kinda like this…
Kyle Cartman
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Stan Kenny
Stan: So who owns what?
Kyle: Well, the Bottom right part is Kennys, the Bottom left part is yours Stan, the top left part is mine and the top right part is fatasses.
Cartman: Im not fat! I'm big boned and you know that!
Jimmy: Whatever f-fa-faa-fatty.
Kyle: The way it works is that each team will have to take land from other teams. Once a team is defeated, the team that defeated them will gain those players in their army.
Token: So if we defeat your team, you fight for us?
Kyle: Exactly, however the team has to be completely defeated, or has surrendered to a team. Also, each team must set up a capitol, or where the place where the leader stays when not fighting. Kinda like the U.S white house or a castle.
Cartman: Ok, anything else?
Kyle: Yes there is, I will give each team leader a rule list. This will ensure that if a team cheats on any of the rules that we'll discuss, they will be disqualified. Any ideas on rules?
Stan: No attacking at night?
Kyle: Okay seems fair.
Cartman: Since I know how you and Stan are, I say there are no Alliances between teams.
Kyle: Sorry Cartman but only one team can win. So even with an alliance, one will still lose.
Cartman: Bull Crap!
Kenny: I'm okay with it.
Cartman: Whatever, Hey why does the park have a star on it?
Kyle: That's the girls base so you can't claim it.
Cartman: that's gay.
Stan: Okay then, anything else Kyle?
Kyle: Well, anyone propose any other rules?
Kenny: Well what if someone has their house in another teams area?
Kyle: Okay, so we can set up periods of war. So we can all still hang out, eat, and sleep, without worrying about being attacked.
Stan: What if we have an unexpected trip somewhere?
Kyle: Then you will be excused.
Stan: Okay.
Kyle: So that's all everyone?...Okay then
Cartman: Well now that that's settled, let's set up and prepare for Fantasy to win!
Kenny: No Cyber Ghetto will win!
Stan: Obviously, ill win.
Kyle: Christains vs Jews will win you see!
Token: Come on Stan, Jimmy, Lets set up.
Stan: okay.
Clyde: Lets go guys!
And they all set off to build their bases. Also if you're wondering how the kids were able to build forts around the town without the police suspecting anything, then I have no reason. They didn't because I said so. Anyway…
To Be Continued…