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"Ow! Ow, ow, OW!"
"Sorry Faith, just hold still ok?"
"Hurry up Red, it hurts!"
"Goddess, it's just a little scratch! Who knew that slayers could be such cry-babies?"
"I'm not a cry baby! This just really stings. If Mr. I'm – so – trigger – happy – and – have – trust – issues, hadn't shot me with that weird laser blast I wouldn't have been hurt at all!
"What do you mean Jack? I don't know he's pretty cute, I mean he did get all bashful and apologetic after he did it."
"Cute? Red I thought that you were batting for the women's team not the men's."
"Well maybe I've finally figured out that I'm batting for both..." said Willow coyly
"Alright Red! Now you're playin' my kind of game." Faith cheered with a smirk. "Anyway Red what did ya think, did that ass not make military fatigues look sexy or what!?"
"Gee I donno I think that ass looks sexy enough without having to be all covered up." Jack drawled from the doorway.
"Ow! Ow, ow, OW!"
"Sorry Faith, just hold still ok?"
"Hurry up Red, it hurts!"
"Goddess, it's just a little scratch! Who knew that slayers could be such cry-babies?"
"I'm not a cry baby! This just really stings. If Mr. I'm – so – trigger – happy – and – have – trust – issues, hadn't shot me with that weird laser blast I wouldn't have been hurt at all!
"What do you mean Jack? I don't know he's pretty cute, I mean he did get all bashful and apologetic after he did it."
"Cute? Red I thought that you were batting for the women's team not the men's."
"Well maybe I've finally figured out that I'm batting for both..." said Willow coyly
"Alright Red! Now you're playin' my kind of game." Faith cheered with a smirk. "Anyway Red what did ya think, did that ass not make military fatigues look sexy or what!?"
"Gee I donno I think that ass looks sexy enough without having to be all covered up." Jack drawled from the doorway.