hey everyone! this is my first Naruto fanfiction up so I hope you like it :D

one shot : Kakasaku. Romance/General/Humour (well I tried to make it a littel humourous but I don't know if it worked)

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Naruto.

Taken!

Sakura's eyes flickered back and forth between Sasuke and Naruto in amusement. They'd been arguing like that for roughly thirty minutes about anything and everything. All of a sudden things took a turn for the worst.

"Ha-ha! Well at least Sakura -Chan likes me more" Naruto commented childishly.

"Actually dobe... She's in love with me. Remember?" Sasuke retorted winking at Sakura who only blinked dumbfounded

"You're using something that happened seven years ago! I don't think so! I think she's come to her senses and is now in love with me" Naruto cried blowing a kiss at Sakura, who proceeded to let her head drop ungracefully onto the bar counter.

'If only they knew who I was really in love with' Sakura thought dreamily

"Well you can't have her; you don't want the Uchiha clan dying out with me do you? No! So she's mine" Sasuke growled shuffling his seat closer to Sakura's. Sakura gulped and tried to shuffle her seat away from his so he wasn't too close, only Naruto chose that moment to argue back.

"No! She's mine" Naruto screeched and with that shuffled his seat closer too.

'Argh! I'm trapped in between' Sakura panicked fisting her hands in her hair.

"Who's yours" spoke a confused voice from behind them.

'Thank god, I'm saved' Sakura cheered inwardly, swirling around to see Kakashi and Sai standing side by side. Naruto and Sasuke's gazes shifted towards Sai before both blurted.

"SAKURA" pointing in unison at the pink haired medic Ninja whose head hit the bar counter for the second time that day.

"Why would you want Sakura? She's -" before Sai could finish he was silenced by a smack on the head from an Icha - Icha book. Sai smiled scratching the back of his neck before heading over to join the others at the bar.

"So why did you bring us all here Kakashi" Sasuke asked curiously

"Well" Kakashi began, pausing to wrap his arms around Sakura

"Sakura and I are getting married" Kakashi announced with a cheeky grin on his masked face.

"So that mean's she mine not yours" Kakashi pouted earning a giggle and a quick peck on the cheek from Sakura.

Sasuke and Naruto by this point were out cold on the floor. Sai staring down at the two chuckling before giving them a quick nudge with his foot.

"They're so dickless"

THE END!!!