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It was half past four. The Dinning hall was quiet. They had canceled tea-time that day.

"Oh, no, they canceled tea-time," the infamous Harry Potter yelled.

Everyone in the dinning hall looked at him strangely.

"Spaz, much, Potter," Draco Malfoy, Harry's worst enemy asked.

"I am dead without tea-time… DEAD," said Harry fainting. Everyone backed away.

"Oh, Malfoy, I love you," Hermonie said running into the dinning hall. She ignored her fainted friend and ran right into Malfoy's arms.

"I love you too," he said kissing her. Ron ran out of the room crying.

"Frankly, my dear I don't give a damn, what he thinks," Hermonie said kissing Malfoy. Harry woke up saw this and fainted again.

All of the sudden Harry jumped out of the bed.

"What a weird dream."

"It wasn't a dream," Lord Voldemort said from the corner. "I have been stalking you, and I saw what you saw. Trust me it was not a dream."

Hermonie walked into the room and said, "I love you Voldemort."

She ran into his arms.

"I don't love you," Voldemort replied pushing her away. "I love Harry."

He walked over to Harry's bed.

"Ahhhh…" said Harry waking up again.

Hermonie was now making with Cedric Diggory.

"But, but, you're dead," he stammered.

"No, I'm not, and you're in the wrong dorm," Cedric said. Cedric Diggory then punched Harry, knocking him out.

He opened his eyes and found himself in his bed. The door opened and Hermonie came in shouting, "Ron, I love you."

"Thank God," Ron shouted and they started making out. It was heading for something more.

"There's no tea-time," Harry shouted. He was trying to forget what he was seeing.

Harry woke once again to see Hermonie on his bed.

"I'm in love with Snape," she smiled. "He's going to abandon Voldemort just for me. He loves me."

Right then Snape walked in (ignore the fact they're in the Gryffindor tower). Hermonie squealed with joy and jumped into Snape's waiting arms.

"God, you're so sexy, Snape," she cried burying her head in his thick, full, CHEST hair.

Harry woke again. He was in an empty corridor with his shirt off. His chest hair was sticking up. Heromonie was all over him.

"Harry," she whispered, "I love you."

Harry opened his eyes to the common room. Hermonie was standing over him concerned. He jumped back to avoid; he happened to jump into the fireplace which was lit. He screamed in pain and Hermonie grabbed a bucket of water to pour over him.

"Who are you really in love with," Harry asked once he was out.

"What?!?!?" She asked.

"Answer the question," Harry growled.

Hermoine blushed and said…

"Well… to tell you the truth I love … well, Dumbledore!"

Is Harry in a dream? If it is will he ever wake up? Who will hErmonie fall in love with next? It's up to you…