(Author's Note and Disclaimers: First off, I do not own any of these Disney characters, what so ever! Also hey people! Just thought you should know this is an Adult and Child relationship! So I highly recommend young viewer do not read! This story which was created on a whim is very, well I don't know how to put it… I suppose you could say it's a bit off... Also I'm still messing with the characters, so don't hate me. I usually generalize in the stories that have characters that have similarities like me so that I can write their lines properly. You know… Oh, oh, oh by the way! This is a very perverted story and in this Vanellope IS A KID however she gradually grows up! I'm perverted like that hee-hee! So yeah, ENJOY!)

(Story Note: The beginning is a bit confusing, but please, bear with me.)


Male narrators Introduction:

The day started like any other, and awoke the giant man like every other. This freakishly tall Nine-foot man's name was Ralph, Wreck-It Ralph it be exact. Why was he named that? Well, he wrecked things. Simple answer for a simple man.

A room. A simple plain empty room was what he lived in. Yeah, there were a couple of windows but that was it. Yes, there was a bathroom and little kitchen installed but that was it. But hey, he wasn't complaining. Heck, that's all a HERO bachelor would need, right? Well, he thought so. The others? Not so much.

But anyways ever since the incident in SugerRush his reputation with the other guys around the Arcade had seemed to have gone up a lot. So yeah, he'd got it pretty good. Anywho, let's actually start MY story.