CHAPTER ONE

Disclaimer: We, Mizuki and Haruhi, do not own Hetalia or any of its characters. We only own our OCs.

MIZUKI POV:

I was sitting in my dorm room. It's been two years. Haruhi and I were in college already.

"I hate college." Haruhi said as she walked in our dorm. I rolled my eyes.

"Dude, it's been like two months already. Stop whining." She glared at me and lied down on the bed. "Get up and do your homework," I kicked her. She was about to tackle me when we heard a knock on the door.

"A delivery for the ladiez in room twenty-zeven," a voice said. A voice that sounded so familiar. Haruhi and I stared wide-eyed at each other.

"Do you think?

"Maybe."

Haruhi POV

"FRANCEY PANTS!? Why are you here? Besides, deliveries are taken to the lobby. Now go, your kind of French has a stench that does not smell like a good...well, it's smells like, you know..."
"OKAY! That's not wanted content!" Mizuki snapped while covering her ears. France broke down the door. Mizuki and I watched the door go down and knew this wasn't good. "A present from Lightning! Hon hon, ehhh zexy lady ze iz! But buff and zcary and not nice to moi!"
I just plopped on my bed and watched Mizuki rip open the box as if she was killing a dog. She pulled out...could it be an artefact? I never saw it in our time period. I jumped saying, " Holy moly! That's an artefact! GAH!" I screamed when a cute little Moogle said KUPOOOOO like PASTAAAAAAAAA~ Reminded me of Italy.

MIZUKI POV

"Aaaaawwwww! He's so cute!" I screeched and hugged it. "Geez woman, your hugging it to death." Haruhi slapped my head. I ignored her and continued hugging it. "K...kkkkuu...kupooooooo..." the moogle was trying to get air. I released it and it landed on the ground. Hey, it was purple!
"Look, Haruhi, it's purple!" I screamed and pointed to it. "It's only purple because you were hugging it to death," she said.
"So, what's its name?"

HARUHI POV

" Franc-"
"Heeeeeeeeck no!" I interrupted. France sniffles while I slapped him. Mizuki continues to squeeze the life out of that poor Moogle. "ZUKI-CHAN!" A young little voice that's sounds like a boy just started pueburty.
" Who the-"
Italy glommped onto Mizuki. (ZUKI-chan! PFFT HAHAHA.) Germany walked over and picked him up and threw him out the window. Mizuki started to yell out down the window cussing Italy out. Man it was funny. I felt someone stuff a "scone" down my throat. "GET YOUR DIRTY HANDS OUT!" I scuffed out. I bit down HARD.

"BLOODY! I THOUGH YOU LIKED MY-"

" WHEN HAVE I EVER SAID THAT EYEBROWS!?" I screamed while choking him. Oh yeah, over the years... My strength has gotten waaaaaay better so he was lucky he wasn't .

AIYA! SHUSH! NO MORE CHIT CHAT TREAT THIS LIKE A MEETING! IMMATURE PEOPLE!" China screamed. Germany looked at China as if he had taken his line. " G-Germany can I come up now?" Italy said softly.

"NEIN! ( In German, nein means no.) " He yelled. Germany's cat then tore up Italy's face. "YEOWCH!"
My goodness, these countries still act the same when we were 16.

MIZUKI POV

I laughed as the cat tore up his face. " HAHAHAHA! That's what you get!" Italy screamed and walked backwards and fell out the window again. I laughed even harder and even cried a little. "Now that that's over with, let's move on." Japan said. I stopped laughing.
" Hey Japan, you've become more talkative! IMPOSSIBRUUUUU! What have they done to Japan?" I screamed in horror. I pointed to England.
" You! You did this to him, didn't you? You gave him one of your nasssty scones!"
England looked offended. "Excuse me? My scones are very good, for your information." I scoffed at that. England had no taste at all.
"Kupo?" I turned around to see the moogle staring at me. My face lit up in joy. "Awww, you're soooo cute!" I hugged it. I looked up to see England looking at me with a "OMG HOW GIRLIER CAN THIS WOMAN GET."
"Well I don't have ugly eyebrows like yours!" I snapped at him.

HARUHI POV

"Well, they are sexy!" he scoffed.

" PFFT! Britain dude, the only guy here who is sexy is..." Every man in there had there heads lit up with joy just waiting for their name to be called. " Me OFCOURSE! I have more muscle! See? ( Ameria avoided the area where his belly was.)" I swooned. " See even that chick diggs it!"
" No! THE ONLY HOT GUY HERE IS MOOGLE! COMES TO THINK OF IT, WE NEVER GAVE IT A NAME!" Mizuki said whiling poking the poor creature's belly. ( Which looked like fun so I joined.) " GITS!" England scoffed.
England looked inside the Moogle's eyes. He was in shock. "OMG MY MISSING MOOGLE! WAIT HOW CAN YOU GUYS SEE IT!? WAIT YAAAAAY YOU GITS CAN'T CALL ME CRAZY HAHAHAHAHAHAUHAHAHAHAHABLAHA HAHAAHA!" England said with his deep white eyes in chibi-crazy mode. My eyes hella widened and punched that guy in the crotch. " Hahaha! England got poned!" Prussia laughed and pointed. "PRUSSIA! I JUST FOUND OUT I'M PRUSSIAN!" I glommped him. " MHPWH!?" Prussia blushed. " Hello, we are waaaay getting off track, guys." Mizuki said. We all got serious but I was still squeezing the life outta Prussia. Mizuki started babbling about how did Lightning bring Moogle here. THEN SHE JUST HAD TO ASK A QUESTION ABOUT THEIR OPINIONS.
Lemme tell you this, the countries were on a rampage about their opinions. America boasted," I don't need you people, I'm the hero!"
"OH SHUT IT FATTY!" England chimmed.
" STOP IT! 8 MINUTES EACH PERSON TO STATE THEIR OPINION! NO CHIT CHAT ABOUT MY PAST!" Germany exclaimed. Man that was a deep voice.
" PASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~" said you know who. Prussia and I stared and stared. " Prussia, shouldn't you state something?"
" I'm not a country anymore, woman!" he said detaching me. Mizuki just noticed that Italy got back up and started to throw Germany's cat at his face and cussed out the mofo. China started to throw a tantrum and France fell asleep and said China was cute. Everyone stopped. To catch everyone's attention and make them focused, I started bring up a story.