One day, Jazz was in her room venting her generic frustrations in the only way she can. Then she stopped and thought of something. Her face lost all expression whilst thinking of it. After a while, Jazz stood up and walked toward her brother Danny's room at an urgently importantly pace.
When she opened the door, she found Danny floating in from his window and plopping onto his bed, cursing his ghost sense while doing so. It took another while before Danny noticed Jazz's presence, and during which, Jazz almost forgot what it was she thought about earlier that prompted her to go see Danny about. Then it came back to her: that muscular build from all that ghost fighting; the muscle that could outrank that of Dash! Was she serious? Could Jazz Fenton…be in love… with her own brother? And not just the fluffy kind of love, but a more of an incestuous kind of love?!
Jazz slowly approached Danny on the bed, who sat up and moved over a pinch, allowing Jazz to sit next to him.
"Danny," Jazz began, "We need to talk."
"About what?" Danny said nervously, "Are you gonna pester me about telling my secret to my parents? I already made up my mind about that…"
"Shhh," said Jazz quietly and calmly, "It's not about that. What I wanna say to you, it's not gonna be easy."
Jazz took a deep breath and continued.
"Danny?"
Her brother nodded.
"We're no strangers to love."
Danny nodded again in approval.
"You know the rules," he replied, "And so do I," that was more or less accurate.
"A full commitment's what I'm thinking of," Jazz confessed abruptly.
Danny, who somehow anticipated her intentions, said "You wouldn't get this from any other guy."
Jazz slowly smiled, then put her hand on Danny's.
"I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling," she said, "Gotta make you understand..."
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
UH OH! You've been RICKROLLED! suckers
Happy April Fool's Day!