I don't own anything, and this is just a little one-shot based on a facebook like.
Disclaimer: I am just a little Kiwi, who doesn't own anything to do with the Harry Potter franchise (well, I own the books and The spin-off books, and the movies)
This is based on: Home Harry: I can talk to snakes
Ron: Yeah, well Dumbledore gave me his magic lighter
Harry: I have an invisibility cloak
Ron: I have parents
Harry: I banged your sister
Ron: ...
It was a nice, sunny day, perfect for playing Quiddich thought Ginny as she made her way out of bed unaware that below her World War 3 was about break out between her youngest older brother and her boyfriend. She dressed quickly, pulling on a white shirt with "chaser" written on it in the Gryffindor colours, Red & Gold and Black shorts that stopped mid-thigh. Then she made her way down the stairs and into the kitchen "Just admit it Harry, I'm better than you, I'm in a relationship with the most stunningly gorgeous, amazingly talented witches of the millennium and I'm Quiddich Captain this year" Ron said "Nah, Ron, I'm incredibly handsome, I defeated Voldemort, I'm famous AND I can talk to snakes" replied Harry, his glasses slightly askew. "Yeah, well Dumbledore gave me his magic lighter thing" Ron shot back "I have an invisibility cloak" Harry said "I have parents and siblings who look like me" Ron said, not wanting to be out done. Ginny looked around at her family and her adoptive family, Bill, Fleur and Charlie were watching Ron and Harry with amused expressions, Her parents, Hermione and Percy glared disapprovingly at the two and Fred and George looked as if this was the funniest thing they'd seen for years. Harry looked confused at Ron's last sentence and Ron looked triumphant. But, all this would change with Harry's next sentence "Well, I shagged your sister" he said again, Ginny looked around at her family, Bill, Fleur, Charlie, Percy, Her parents, Hermione and Ron looked shocked and slightly disgusted, but Fred and George were on the ground, laughing their heads off. "You did WHAT to my sister" Ron spat, his brow furrowed "I. Shagged. Her" Harry said tauntingly "is this true Ginny?" Percy said Ginny felt herself blush, the red clashing horribly with her hair. She nodded. Ron flew at Harry.
Boy, This was going to be a long, Quiddich free day.