A/N: Alright! Time to break away from FNAF for now. Here's a new story inspired by SolidPoison's "the misadventures of DJ" Let's see if I can one up his story shall we?
Chapter 1: Wooden wolves and talking Ponies
Jack's Pov:
"ugh...oh my head." I muttered as I woke up with a painful headache. I looked around and scratched my head. "Where am I? A forest?" I muttered. I wondered how I got here and saw my backpack on the ground next to an empty bottle of beer. "That's right." I slurred as I picked up the bottle, "Me and the boys were out for a drink. But...we were in the city. How did I get in a forest?" I grabbed my head in pain as I searched my bag for some aspirin. When I found the bottle I took two pills and a swig of water that I had in a bottle. "Ah, Better." I sighed as the pain ebbed away. i stood up and stretched. "Now I gotta find out where the fuck I am and get back home." I grunted between stretches. suddenly I heard growls come from behind me. I turned around and saw three wolves that were made out of wood! "WHAT THE FUCK!?" I yelled. I jumped back as one of them tried to bite me and I pulled out a retractable staff from my bag. 'And they called me crazy for carrying this with me.' I thought as I spun around and smacked all three of the wolves in their snouts making them back away a little. I held the staff in a defensive position in case they tried to attack again and slowly backed away. 'Am I still drunk!? How the hell does something like this even exist!?' I thought as I continued to back away from the strange creatures. I felt as though I was a safe distance from them and turned and ran only for them to be hot on my heels. "SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT!" I yelled, "SOMEBODY HELP ME!" I ran for what seemed like hours but I couldn't lose the damn things! No matter how many times I cried for help no one came. Finally I ran into a dead end and was cornered by the freaky wolves. They slowly closed the gap between us and I closed my eyes as one of them leapt at me with it's maw open! Then I heard a whimper along with the sound of wood hitting the ground. I opened my eyes and saw the remains of the wolf that attacked me lay on the ground. The other two wolves seemed to fear something behind me and fled back into the forest. "Are you ok?" A feminine voice asked me from behind. "I am thanks to yo-..." I froze in disbelief. standing in front of me was a fucking lavender colored pony, no, UNICORN with a weird star tattoo on the side of her ass and eyes that were bigger than her god damn head! "Oh! Thank goodness! I was worried that those Timber Wolves had hurt you. My name is Twilight sparkle. What's yours? And what are you?" she asked. "Y-you t-talked..." I stuttered as my eye twitched. I then proceeded to fall over and faint.
Twilight's PoV:
I tried to shake the strange being up as soon as he fainted. "Hey! Are you ok?! Wake up!" I shouted but he wouldn't even stir. I sighed in frustration. "Ok then. I guess I better take him home." I muttered. He wouldn't survive If I left him here. I charged my magic and teleported both myself and the new creature back to my home. I then placed him on my couch so he could be comfortable."SPIKE!" I called and my best friend and personal assistant came running down the stairs. "Twilight! What happened!? Where did you go!? Who and what is that!?" he asked frantically. "I'll explain later Spike. Right now I need you to write a letter to the princess."
A/N: Ok so this chapter is way too short but I only just came up with this so cut me some slack k?