Tower
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There was once a brave prince, who had too much love to share. Young or old, man or woman; he could give anyone love. That was how big his heart was. His tagline was always, "I have enough love for all. So what are you waiting for? Come and feel my love!"
One day the prince heard of a very terrible news. The soldier, who knew of this news, said, "Beloved prince, whose love I had felt just last night, the army found a tower. In it is a sleeping lady who seems to be under a curse."
The young prince, horrified to hear this sad news, said, "Surely this woman has not yet felt my love. I shall go to her then and make her experience real magic."
So the prince went over to the tower and found the lady sleeping on a bed of magnolia flowers. The lady had long blond hair and a beautiful face. Immediately, the prince fell even more in love with her. So the prince kissed the lady ever so sweetly.
The lady woke up, surprised with the prince who kept on kissing. She pushed him away and even punched his face. Angrily, she cried, "What the hell? Are you gay?"
And the love drunken prince came falling on his knees. The lady's voice was of a male's. "But you are a girl, am I right?"
The lady unzipped her pants and showed him his cock. "I'm a dude, idiot!"
But the prince was not discouraged. "Who cares? You are the love of my life and I shall marry you. I am Noctis, your husband-to-be. And what is your name my future husband?"
"Dude, are you crazy? I'm not gonna marry you. I only go for pussies. And by the way, the name's Prompto."
And thus, the love-hungry prince started his unrequited courtship to Prompto. His newest tagline was, "Oh Prompto, I'll make you gay! There is no way you can escape my overflowing love for you!"
THE END
a/n: just something something.