ONCE UPON A TIME, HANK HILL SQUIRTED HIS MAN JUICE IN BARNEYS EYE. "IT FEELS GOOD, MAN." BARNEY SAID. "SHUT UP AND LET ME BANG YOU, YOU DIRTY HOE! IM TIRED OF HUMPING THE PROPAINE BOTTLES!" HANK SAID. THEN, ELMO WENT UP TO THEM WITH 5 HOES BEHIND HIM. "HANK! IT'S MY TURN WITH HIM! YOU CAN SEX THESE HOES I GOT FOR YOU!" ELMO SAID. HANK SIGHED, AND WENT TO GO WITH THE HOES. "ALRIGHT BITCH, SUCK MY DICK!" ELMO TOLD BARNEY. THEN BARNEY EXPLODED. HIS FINGERS LANDED ON ELMO'S HEAD, THEN HE EXPLODED TOO. HANK GOT ALL MAD, AND SHOUTED "PROPAINE, BITCHES!" THEN ALL THE HOES STARTED DANCING, AND A TERRORIST WALKED UP AND SAID "FUCK THIS SHIT, YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE." BUT BEFORE HE COULD KILL EVERYONE, A HOE SUDDENLY BECAME 9 MONTHS PREGNANT, AND CHUCK NORRIS CAME OUT OF HER. "HE HAS MY EYES!" HANK SAID. THEN CHUCK NORRIS ROUNDHOUSE KICKED HIM IN THE FACE. HANK HILL TURED INTO A DUCK, THEN FLEW AWAY. ALL THE HOES GIGGLED THEN STARTED HUMPING CHUCK NORRIS'S HEAD. HE PUSHED ALL OF THEM BACK, THEN THE TERRORIST BLEW EVERYTHING UP AND EVERYONE DIED, EXCEPT CHUCK NORRIS. THE END.