Me: Hey all I'm Koyu Hiroshi!!!!

Sakura: ……Who??

Me: Basically I'm a new Author

Sasuke: Are we supposed to care?

Me: Well seeing as I'm the one that will be twisting the reality that you all know and love to my pleasure, yeah I think you should care xp

Kakashi: ………….. Is reading his pervy book

Naruto: As long as I get my Raman I'm good, Believe it!!!

Me: …………………………………………….. That has to be the gayest catch phrase I have ever heard.

Lee: But it is a very youthful phrase filled with youth and-

Me: LEE!!! Get the hell out of here your not even going to be in the first few chapters in my story!! You can come in when you're in the story!!!!

Lee: VERY WELL!!! WHILE WAITING I SHALL RUN 2000 LAPS AROUND KONOHA AND IF I FAIL TO DO SO I SHALL—

Me: …Yeah you do that! Anyway could someone please do the disclaimer……..AH!! Kakashi you do it!!

Kakashi: Hm? Oh all right, Koyu Hiroshi doesn't and never will own Naruto the show or manga series—

Sasuke: coughthankgodcough

Me: pulls out a huge baseball bat YOU'RE GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sasuke: 0.o runs away for his dear life

Kakashi:…Right, anyway, she doesn't own any of the Naruto characters as well and only owns the characters her mind decides to make. goes back to reading his pervy book

Sakura: Ok people, since Koyu is busy beating Sasuke to a pulp, I'll warn you now, this fanfic Is AU meaning "Alternate Universe" For those who don't know what it means. But please Read and Review!!!

Chapter One: The beginning and explanation.

Sakura's POV

You know, I hate moving.

I hate it more now because of my new "mom" Who is a bimbo, whore, slut, and any other word that has the same meaning. There is a huge list of reasons why I hate her, and I could go on for hours explaining every single one.

But I guess you want to know what in hell I'm spewing out of my mouth first. But before I start on my past, I'll give you a rundown of who I am exactly.

I'm Sakura Haruno, The only child and heir to Haruno enterprises and cars. I'm 16 years old and until just a few hours ago, I used to live in Kyoto, but because of the need to support the new whore in my life, (aka: Mom) my dad moved us to the main branch of the company in Tokyo. But I digress, I have shoulder length pink hair, and before anyone asks, YES IT IS NATURAL, and emerald green eyes, but when I get mad they're more like a grass green but anyway back to the point. I'm about 5'7 and weigh about 130 – 135 lbs (I can never remember). Now let's start on how "Mommy Dearest" Came unwelcome into my life.

See, my biological mother died of illness when I was 5 years old, so I can only remember bits and pieces about her, but basically she has been dead for over 10 years already. When she died my dad fell into an almost psychiatrist worthy state of depression. Which in turn, forced me to grow up faster then most kids, I took on all house hold chores and cooking (my dad didn't want servants at the time) while my dad kept to himself. After awhile my dad went to see the psychiatrist and he told my dad that it was probably best for us to move, to make new memories in a new place. So we moved. Of course I didn't like the idea of moving but if it made my dad feel better I could bare with it, also I wasn't really attached to the place, so it didn't really phase me when we moved. As I grew older however, this is when the real problems started.

When I was about 9 or 10, my dad started to develop a drinking problem from the stress of his work. I was used to seeing him drink, with or without company around, so I just went on like normal. What caused the first hit was a fight I got into at school. I came home and dad was sitting on the far end of the dinning room table, I thought he was just thinking about something so I strutted past him heading for my room. What caught me off guard is when and how he said my name, "Sakura…" He practically growled and the next thing I knew, I was being suspended by my hair, a foot off the ground. He held my close enough to his mouth where I was practically breathing the alcohol he drank, I even had the audacity to muse in my mind in a situation like this that it smelled like Smirnoff. I think it's a kind of rum, I'm not really sure but it didn't really matter at the time. "What's this I hear about you fighting a boy in your class!?" He spat in my face while he was screaming, but being smart for my age I knew better then to point it out. "He made fun of me and hurt my knee with a rock!! I wasn't just going to sit there while he did that!!" I yelled back. Big mistake on my part. My dad threw me into the china cabinet in fury and I collided with it so hard that the force of the impact shattered the glass. The ironic thing is that at the time I was a 3rd degree black belt in both karate and Tai Kwan Do, I was also a kodachi and katana expert, and I couldn't even fight off my own dad or land properly, but anyway back to the point. As the crash noise finished echoing in the house a stunned and tense silence filled the room. I managed to get my upper body up and stare at my dad in terror. When what he did registered in his mind finally, he barked at me to clean the mess and go to my room. I did and I cleaned up my back, finished my homework and went to bed. While lying down I did something I hadn't done in years, I bawled my eyes out with tears. Silent sobs filled the room until I cried myself to sleep.

So for awhile you could say I was afraid, no even better terrified of my own dad, seeing as the beatings became regular. But soon I had gotten used to it.

Then the next problem came, the reason I'm moving, the whore known as Tsuki.

That's when I drew the proverbial line.

My dad had met her during a business trip. Apparently he was in the Red Light Distract and they got together and fucked their brains out, so to speak. Afterwards they both decided it was love at first site from that moment on. In my honest opinion it was lust at first site more like it. She wanted his money and he wanted her body. Fair trade I guess. But soon enough they eloped (they didn't want the press to find out he was going to marry a whore) and without even telling me mind you. She, from then on lived with us.

It wasn't any different from before really, the only changes were that I had to feed one more mouth and I lost sleep from the noise they made fucking pretty much every night. I also had to wash my dad's sheets on a daily basis.

The real problem started when Tsuki thought that because she, in the legal world, is my mom that I would obey her just like that.

Again with the irony because this whole thing started from a fight I had gotten in at school. The principle called my house (I know this because I was in the office while he was doing that) and explained the whole situation to the both of them. When I arrived home, I did my normal thing, carelessly threw my shoes off took of my over shirt seeing as I always wear a tank top under it and slowly walked to my room. Tsuki called out to me so I went over to see what she wanted. "Fighting isn't lady like Sakura; its something very looked down on." See it wasn't really what she was lecturing me on that set me off; it was that she of all people was telling me that. This is pretty much what I yelled back at her, "Look lady, out of all the people in the world I don't need some skank that my father married telling me that, especially when her previous job in fact was being a whore!!!"

My father screamed at me that I shouldn't yell at my mother like that. Again, I don't know why but I had set off again, this time at my father. "She—no, that whore, will never be my mother! Screw what the law says if it needs be!!" My fist smashed into the dinning table and it cracked in two. Silence was the only thing that was in the room. "G-go to your room Sakura…" The only thing my father said to me for 3 days. I went there after I grabbed my bag without complaint. Of course he beat me later but I didn't care, I finally said what I had wanted to for a while.

Then the news of us moving came only 2 weeks later.

I don't remember what day it was exactly but I remember my dad being very happy. Now as weird as it sounds it's a very rare thing to happen that he's happy. He told us that we were moving to Tokyo, he could run the business and make even more money. Tsuki bursted with happiness and preceded to make out with my dad. I however on the outside remained impassive and went to pack (he told us we were leaving in two days). On the inside I seethed with rage, but I held it in.

And now I have told you my story up to this present time, me designing my new room!! This was the only good thing that came out of moving, my dad and I agreed that if I didn't complain I could do whatever I wanted with my room. And now I have a black room with blue tones in it. I'm busy painting a moon and stars on the ceiling.

I looked at my alarm clock on the floor, the red neon light flashed 2 in the afternoon. 'Hm…I could go shopping for new clothes' In the other part of the agreement I could buy and wear whatever clothes I wanted and there was a certain place I always wanted to shop. It was Hot Topic; I have loved that place since I was little. But my dad never would let me near the place. But none of those things matter anymore, the only thing that matters is the here and now.

And the here and now is telling me to get my butt in my car and shop until I drop dead on my ass!!!

Me: Well that's my first chapter what do you think?

Sakura: Well you defiantly weren't kidding when you told me to say that its alternate universe! .;

Naruto: WHY WEREN'T WE EVEN MENTIONED!?!?!?!?!?

Sasuke: Hn…

Me: Could someone get me a translation dictionary? I'm afraid I'm not very fluent in the language of "hn" (sarcasm implied)

Neji: He's saying that as much as he hates to admit it, he agrees with Naruto on that matter.

All except Neji and Sasuke: 0.o;

All except Neji, Sasuke and Kakashi: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH SASUKE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Sasuke: It's the real me you morons!!

Me: (Whispering) well he obviously has Sasuke's anger problem…

Naruto: But he didn't call me a dobe…..

Sakura: But the way he said it has his ego all wrapped around it….

Sasuke: seething in anger

Kakashi: And don't forget he has the same Chicken butt hair style!!

Me, Sakura and Naruto: Bops fist in palm Good point!!

Sasuke: THAT'S IT IM GONNA CHIDORI YOUR ASSES OFF!!!!!!! starts charging at them

All except Neji: THAT'S DEFINATLY THE REAL SASUKE!!!!!!!

runs for their lives

Neji: Well since the others are obviously busy, Review while you're still reading.

Sasuke: OH NO YOU DON'T, YOU'RE THE REASON THEY EVEN KNOW WHAT THE HELL I SAID!!!!!!

Neji: And now I'm off!! runs after the others