This story is in play format :)

Scene I:

Cat is in the hall. She suddenly yelps "I HAVE TO PEE!" she goes to the bathroom and does her business.

Scene II:

She falls for the toilet. Not in the toilet, but she falls in love with the toilet. She does not leave the bathroom for 6 days.

Scene III:

Her friends are worried. They all vote Andre to go in to get Cat. Andre goes in and sees Cat sipping the toilet water. Cat screams at him and throws a mysterious object at him. Andre pees himself and runs out of the men's bathroom scarred for life.

Scene IV:

"Why is Cat being so strange, like super strange?" wondered Jade. "Why do YOU care..." said Beck accusingly. "Yeah!" said Tori. Jade then cries and runs out of school, but first she slipped on a coconut milk puddle.

Scene V:

[back to the romance]

Cat hugs the toilet and sings to it. Anyone who entered the men's bathroom was scarred for life. Cat has been in the bathroom for 17 days.

Scene VI:

Psychowitz comes in the bathroom alarmed at Cat's stubbornness. Cat throws the same mysterious object at him, but instead of being scared, Psychowitz eats it. He then talks to her soothingly and strokes her foot. Cat agrees to come out and take a shower and what not. Psychowitz helps her up and leads her out of the bathroom.

Scene VII:

When Cat comes out of the bathroom, everyone cheers. Toug tries to hug the very stanky Cat but she just screams. Then something strange happened. Little pink hearts showed up in Cat's eyes when she looked at Psychowitz. "Is it just me," said Robbie, "or are there cartoonish hearts in Cat's eyes?" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" said Andre. Cough cough, Then Andre passed out.

Scene VIII:

"I know what can revive him!" said Beck. Beck then tickled Andre's armpits. "Never mind." said Beck. His genius plan failed. Now Beck's self esteem was destroyed and he shrank 4 inches in height.

Scene IX:

"I LOVE YOU PSYCHOWITZ!" screamed Cat. "AHHH! Muffintops-pumpkinpie-lordsaveusall-ilikeblueberries!" yelled Psychowitz. "Do you love me?" asked Cat.

Scene X:

"No I don't love you." said Psychowitz. "I love someone else!" Psychowitz then hid in a locker and some smoke came out then he was gone. The crowd gasped. Cat cried again then tripped over Andre's body and went back into the bathroom. "This school sucks." said Tori.