Prologue

I do not own House, M.D. or Wild Hogs.

"Cuddy, I want a vacation!" Dr. Gregory House barged into Dr. Lisa Cuddy's office.

Cuddy looked up at House. "Uh, okay?" She was confused as to why House felt he had to barge into her office to announce that.

"Seriously."

"Okay, but you've got clinic hours to do, House. You have no time for a vacation." Cuddy looked back to her paperwork she was doing.

"Damn." House sighed. He turned to leave her office.

"That's it?" Cuddy looked up, surprised.

"Huh?" House turned back to her.

"That's it? No fight? No argument?"

"Well, unless you wanted one." House smirked at Cuddy. " You know, arguments can lead to great sex."

Cuddy rolled her eyes and looked back at her work, again.

House turned and left.