As you people know, I don't own WWE.

It all started at ECW One Night Stand 2006. The WWE Championship match: John Cena vs. Rob Van Dam...

Styles- Five Star Frog Splash!! We're gonna have a new champion!

Tazz- Cena's done, Joey. Cena's done.

Since there was no referee to make the count, (they were all knocked out) Paul Heyman rushed to the ring. He then started to count. 1...2... But right before his hand reached to the count of 3, he felt something hit the back of his head, and he went face first into the mat.

It was Rey Mysterio (bandaged-up ribs from HIS match). Rey had hit Droppin' The Dimes on Heyman.

Styles- Rey Mysterio??!

Tazz- What the hell?

Mysterio grabbed a chair and pounded Van Dam with it over and over.

Styles- Mysterio had a match against Sabu, he's bandaged up, but what the hell is this all about?

All of a sudden, someone came in and it Rey in the injured back with a chair.

Styles- It's Sabu!

Sabu set up a table at ringside and put Rey on it. He then sat a chair in the middle of the ring. Trying to re-create their previous match. But before Sabu landed through the table, Cena got up and stopped him by grabbing his leg. Causing Sabu to go throat-first on the rope.

Then, as Rey rolled off the table, Cena picked up Sabu in an upside-down position and threw him out of the ring and through the table, causing Sabu to land neck-first!

Styles- OH MY GOD!!!!!!!

Cena then focused his attention on RVD.

He got out a table, put it under the steel steps, and picked Van Dam up in F-U position.

RVD woke up, realized what trouble he was in and tried to escape, but Rey came in and whacked Van Dam in the head with steel pipe! Cena then climbed to the second rope (turnbuckle rope). Still holding RVD.

Tazz- I don't beileve this. What's Cena trying to do here?

Styles- He's trying to KILL him. Cena's trying to embarass Van Dam in his own territory!

Cena then hit the F-U off the rope, through a table, while RVD landed on the steel steps!

Styles- Holy crap!

Cena then hooked the leg. The referee awoke (Paul Heyman was still knocked out) and counted 1...2...3. Cena wins!

Tazz- No!

Styles- Dammit! Cena wins!

Cena and Rey headed back to the locker room smiling at the fallen RVD.

Styles- Not only did Cena win, but Rey screwed him out of the title! We thought Van Dam would win with the Five Star Frog Splash, but thanks to Rey, Cena reatins the title. There is obviously something between Rey and RVD, but what is it?

ECW ONS 06 goes off the air...

Well, there you have it. The first chapter of my big time wrestling fic. Basically this could've happened for real. Next Chapter coming soon! Holla!