This is based on a slideshow I saw on YouTube and I just thought this would suit them really well. So, anyway, enjoy!
She's cold and she's cruel but she know what she's doing.
Eliza. What's wrong with her? Why is she so mean to me all the time? How come she never ceases to hit me with a frying pan even though I was nowhere in sight? Why can't she stan the awesome Gilbert a.k.a. me?
She pushed me in the pool at our last school reunion.
In our previous world conference I do recall her hitting me with her trademark frying pan. Why did she do that? All I did was disagree with that pans-- I mean Roderich! And I just poked his mole, for crying out loud. Not MY fault he suddenly seemed like he was being raped. Oh. I think now I know why.
She laughs at my dreams but I dream about her laughter.
Strange as it seems she's the one I'm after.
As you can see from above I really DO like Elizaveta. But don't tell her I told you that, understood? I actually told her that in the future I'm gonna be the most awesome-est person in the world!!! She laughed. How dare she? It's gonna be true anyway. All over the world you shall see 'Gilbert Beillschmidt, the Awesome!' And down below you shall see why I like her. Seriously. DON'T TELL HER!!!
'Coz she's bittersweet, she knocks me off of my feet.
And I can't help myself, I don't want anyone else.
She's a mystery, she's too much for me and I keep coming back for more.
She's just the girl I'm looking for.
I know what you're gonna say. "How super duper UBER cheesey!!!!!" Shut it! A guy as awesome as me(which means me alone and no one else) can be like this sometimes. There's nothing wrong with liking a girl. Well, she's not just any girl.
I'm in love with a girl I hate.
She enjoys pointing out every bad thing about me.
I'm in love with a critic and a sceptic, a traitor, I'd trade her in a second.
There you go. This describes her correctly. Not much to say about this line. Shall I fast forward? Of course I should. I'm the one telling this crappy story.
She's a lady and ladies shouldn't be messed with.
It's true. It's so true. Don't be decieved by women. They may seem so innocent but really they're just plotting something evil behind your back. They plan on hitting you with a frying pan when they have the chance. They sneak into your house when you talk to yourself about a sissy aristocrat sononabi--
I hope you don't think it's crappy. This was practically last minute when I did this. But no worries. I'll make sure chapter 2(and more) will be way, way, WAAAAY better than this chapter.