Bruno Mars and the Hamburger!
After a long and exciting morning, Bruno Mars had an insatiable appetite. His shower time consisted of multiple ballads about his desire to consume a burger. Not just any burger, but a Goodburger. Ed, from Goodburger, had been over the other night with his incredible special sauce. Bruno Mars tried it with spaghetti and sushi. Thinking of the other night, Bruno recalled their zany conversation (with Ed, it was always particularly interesting).
"Hey Ed, this is mighty good sauce", Bruno said to Ed.
Ed replied, "Thanks, I made it myself, although I added some extra sock and stinky cheese." Ed laughed in his own unique way.
"WHAT!", Bruno screeched," Get off my property or I'll call the po-po on your silly Goodburger eating gross sauce cheeseball head."
Ed laughed again. "Welcome to Goodburger, home of the Goodburger, may I take your order?", Ed said.
Bruno threw the sushi at Ed's face and it landed with a slimy splat! Ed began to cry into his sauce and between the tears he choked, "my tears, add extra flavor to the sauce. Ooga booga." Bruno Mars dialed 911 immediately.
The operator answered,"911, what's your emergency?" My friend CHOKED ON HIS TEARS,"
Then he came into the HOSPITAL and they unchocked his BESTIST FRIEND IN THE WORLD
Then the went to the GoodBurger and then they ate a BURGER and it was delish.
Then a T-rex came and tried to eat them so they got saved by Lex Murphy she said "Grab my hand."
They were in love with her! They got in a helicopter and they went to the city and told the people"A T-REX IS COMING".
So they packed up there stuff and they went to Tucson. They went to Target and get some stuff and tried to kill the T-rex!
They never gave up! They finally killed it and they also celebrated!
The End