DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS EXCEPT FOR PRONGS AND PADFOOT! XD okay...this is gonna have a lemon eventually but i'll post a clean version of the chapter with the lemon as well. warning: strong violence, harsh language, adult themes, and self harm.

Now on with the story!

'Team Urameshi: winners of the Dark Tournament. Composed of a half-demon, Yusuke Urameshi; a fox demon, Youko Kurama; a fire demon, Hiei Jaganshi; a human, Kazuma Kuwabara; a human, Genkai (deceased). Oho, lookie here…Hiei's the Darkness Dragon. Consumed it during his fight with Bui. This'll be fun.'

Out of the corner of her eye, the pyro maniac saw Koenma watching her nervously. 'She's had no interest in the other teams I proposed. Oh please please please please, let her like this one!' prayed Koenma as the girl before him read over Yusuke's tem. Koenma opened his eyes only to find gold and silver eyes centimeters from his own.

"Gah!" came from the teen's mouth as he toppled out of his chair. He stared up at the ceiling dazedly. A mop of brown and black peeked over the side of his desk.

"Eh heh..Gomen, Koenma. Didn't mean for that to happen."

Koenma shook his head as he stood. "It's fine. So, Prongs, what do you think?" A sadistic smile graced her black lips. A crazed cackle erupted from her scarred and pale throat before she said "Watch big demon go boom!" He gave a shout of joy as the girl now known as Prongs threw her head back and cackled. As the insane girl cackled, Koenma grabbed his communicator, "Botan, get those four idiots up here."

*Three Hours Later*

Koenma drummed his fingers on his now clear desk. Yusuke and the others still hadn't arrived, Prongs had gone back to the lab after five minutes of waiting, and explosions had yet to happen. The brunette started when his big fancy door opened revealing the four men he'd been waiting three hours for. "Well its about time you four got here!"

Yusuke glared. "Its not our fault! We had to hunt down Hiei since he decided to disappear five minutes before we got the call!"

Koenma shook his head. 'Might as well get this over with' He faced the team with a serious expression. "Boys, you are about to gain two new team members. Their names are Padfoot and Prongs."

Hiei inwardly groaned. He already had to deal with two idiots but now he had to deal with four?

"Now, in a minute you'll be meeting them. First, something needs to happen before we go." Kurama arched an eyebrow. "And what's that?" A mad cackle then sounded from behind a small set of metal doors.

Koenma simply held up a hand, his head tilted to the side. The cackling stopped only to be followed by a loud "OH SHIT!" *BOOM* A small set of metal doors flew open as two lithe and small figures raced out of the black and strangely blue smoke. The team stared in amazement as two young girls emerged from the cloud, coughing and covered in soot. One though, had multiple scars along her entire body.

A voice broke the silence. "Okay, new rule: Never mix chloroform with peroxide and radium. Agreed?" came from the taller of the two. Her scarred companion simply nodded in agreement.

"You're telling me? You just got covered in soot and were carried towards the testing area exit by the explosion! I got the full package! Soot, new cuts, and new burns!" The tall one opened her mouth to retort but then saw that her friend was right and clamped her mouth shut.

The scarred one continued. "Besides, I'm the one who has to worry about the chemical things! You work with the deadly plants!" Her friend nodded. "Very true."

Koenma cleared his throat. "Girls, meet your new team mates!" Hiei moved his eyes to the soot covered pair only for him to do a double take.

The scarred one had hair the color of chocolate and caramel that darkened to a deep black at the ends and the roots. Her thin lips were a solid black and her eyes…didn't even match. Her right eye was a deep gold and her left was vibrant silver. He was barely able to keep his jaw from dropping. All over her entire body, were scars. Burns and cuts that appeared to be new covered her arms and throat.

Koenma turned to the group. "Boys, meet Padfoot and Prongs, the brightest people out of every person I've ever met. Prongs," Koenma gestured to the short and scarred girl, "is a pyro maniac works with chemicals and creates expl-" "Things that go kaboom!" She cackled and spun around in a circle. Her soot coated friend deadpanned before latching on to her arm.

"Calm down you idiot. Honestly…" She turned her gaze to the stunned team. "Hi! I'm Padfoot! I work with and create deadly plants." Koenma nodded in agreement. "These two will be showing you their labs when THEY want to, which means…no death threats, bribes, or seducing them into showing it you before they're ready to."

Yusuke smirked and punched the air. "Woo! This is gonna be awesome!" Kurama smiled and Hiei shook his head, hiding a smile of his own.

Koenma sighed and turned to the two girls. "Do you want to show them now or later?" Prongs said nothing, turning around and walked back to the smoking doors. "Uh….I'm gonna say now's fine..-.-'" Padfoot turned to the group of boys behind her. "Well, what are you waiting for? Lets go."

Hahahaha! cliffy! bwuahahahahahaha! stay tuned for the next chapter where we see the labs and just what Prongs is so anxious to get back to...