A black haired girl is playing "Mommy and Daddy" with a blonde haired girl. Their ruby eyes looking over the brown eyed baby, who was crawling and giggling whenever he looked up at them. The purple and mint haired woman couldn't help herself and picked him up.

"Aaaaw. Look how cute he is~! Who's our adorable baby hunter? You are. Yes you are." The six winged individual coos as she holds the baby on her chest.

"I want to hold him now." The black hair girl said. The blonde girl intervenes.

"It's my turn to hold him!"

"Nu-uh! I said it first!" They both start cat fighting.

"Girls! Girls! Calm down. Everyone will get a turn. Come on, Minagi. Quit hogging him." Said the nine tailed woman.

Minagi frowns. "Can I hold him for one more minute?" The nine tails gave her a stern look. "Fine." She holds the baby close to her face. "It's time for us to part ways. Don't forget about me, ok?" She starts licking the boy's face and starts digging into his nose with her tongue.

The beginning of the end of the voices inside of my head and my life I guess.

The boy wakes up with a dark brown miniature pit bull licking his face and deep into his nose. "Ugh! Fucking Johnson!" He pushes him off the bed. Johnson stands on his hind legs and wags his tail expectantly. "Yea yea. I'm awake, ya son of a bitch." The boy gets up from his bed.

His room is a little disorganized. Some of his clothes are on the floor, the clean ones are on top of his cabinet instead of being put away. He puts on his black shorts that were on the floor and grabs a white tank top from the ones on the cabinet. He checked for his wallet, headphones and phone that he keeps on the side of the bed and puts them on his pockets. Then he checks himself on the mirror hanging on the wall. He messes his dark brown wavy/curl hair. "Banging as usual." He said with a smirk and Jojo posed, while slapping his round belly. "I can finally see some changes! One more week and it's smooth sailing from there." He puts on his sandals and leaves his room, where his brown miniature pinscher was waiting next to his food bowl.

"Did mom not give you guys food?" He checks his phone. "Ah, it's Sunday. Forgot she opens today." He yawns and grabs the dog food from the kitchen and pours it on their food bowls. He also fills their water bowl and makes his way outside on his backyard, where his big white and black bulldog is in a cage waiting for him. "Lana~! Who's a good girl? Who's my good girl!?" She barks excitedly and he opens the cage. She jumps on him, trying to reach the dog food. "Sit, girl! Heel!" She sat and he poured the food and immediately went to eating. He texts his friends to get ready for the gym.

N: Yo

T: yo

A: Sup Jimster.

N: We gaining today?

A: hell yea man

N: Leonard, you still picking us up?

L: give me a sec. Need to eat foolz!

T: all right. Just honk us to let us know.

Norman prepared himself by changing his shorts with his old black gym shorts and put on his blue running shoes. He left his house to wait on the porch, but as soon as he locked the house, he heard a sound behind him. Like someone sneaking up on him. He turned around, only to find a a grinning green snake heading towards him. "AAAAAAAAAH!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

"Aaaaaaaaaaah!

"Aaaaaaaaaaaah!"

"Aaaah."

"Aaaah."

"..."

"That was fun! We should do a duet together."

"What in Ilias name are you?"

"Oh! How rude of me. Allow me to introduce myself." She bows. "My name is Amira. Everyone's favorite reverse lamia!" She winks at him. Norman had this cold sensation coursing through his body. You know, the kind you want to die right then and there, but they would deny the sweet release of death. Not to mention, this is his first real interaction with a monster girl and it sure didn't get his hopes up.

"Right. If you don't mind me asking, what are you doing sneaking up on me?"

"I wasn't sneaking up on nobodies businesses! Besides, there are no fairies here for me to interrogate." Norman shakes head. She pulls out a pamphlet and hands it to him. "I'm just letting everyone know, that the Monster Girl Academy is now accepting low income human males! We all know you poor folk have never interacted with any monsters or angels, which makes it harder for any coexistence! Well, the Academy can help build relationships and a future for not yourself, but everyone as well! Just think about all the kinds of people you could meet in there and it's a big place too! But we're currently only picking the first one hundred to see how it works. Are you interested in signing up?"

Norman wasn't at all interested and he was never lucky whenever it was about winning something out of chance, but if it meant he could have a better future for his family, where's the harm in it? "Sure I'll sign it."

"Great!" She takes out massive stacks of paper from the satchel he just noticed she had around her waist. This time he got a good look on her. She was wearing skinny jeans and black high heels. She hands him a pen. "I need you to sign here. Here. Here. Scratch here for me." He scratches around her neck. She shivers in relief. "Oooooh yea~. Now sign here under which Alignment you wish to join."

"Alignment?"

"The Academy is divided between Monsters and Angels. Monsters wearing black uniform and Angels white. Just because you choose a side, doesn't mean you can't be friends with the opposition! Each side offer their own unique services if you'd like to take a look."

Monsters

1: Throughout the school semesters, you may use the portals for a price.

2: You may have trials of any unjustified Hunts and if you win, you'll be compensated and whatever the price the Hunter placed.

3: The prices for every monster is dependent on them. Be aware, it will most likely be sexual.

4: You may have a chance to marry with the principal's daughter herself! Alipheese Fateburn XVI! But you will have to prove worthy.

Angels

1: Angels can do no wrong. Therefore, it's a blessing you're being touched by one.

2: Same thing when you get probed by one of them in particular.

3: They will smite down any monster that shows any form of hostility for you. Then you will be sodomized.

4: Ilias is only ever interested in one person. Which means not you.

"These are um..interesting benefits." he finally said.

"I know, right!? It's only a shame most people choose the Angels. You can never go wrong with portals, but that's just my factual opinion."

Norman had to consider the options that laid before him. Joining the Angels would prove useful, with the fact that if any monster messed with him, his literal guardian angel would defend him. However, that ass probing seems to be cutting that deal and he shuddered at the time when his mom gave him a suppository when he was eight. Since then, he never wanted anything going in there. He signed under the Monsters Alignment. Amira's eyes beamed with joy.

"Congratulations! You're the one hundredth participant!" She imitates a crowd cheering. "Now all I need is a drop of your blood on this paper and the deal is sealed."

"My wh-OW!" She pricked his thumb with her teeth and dropped the blood on the paper.

"Done! I'll let you know when we are coming to pick you up on your glorious day! We are making history with your generous contribution. See you later! Also, don't drink water from the sink. It makes your blood taste more iron than usual." She packs everything in one fell swoop and sprinted to the black Mustang and drove off.

"I'm already starting to regret this." He sighed and went back inside to bandage the wound.

His friends picked him up and they went to the gym. Tony is bench pressing while Norman is looking out for him. "Come on! Give me at least a seven! That's all I ask!" Tony pushed himself for the last rep and Norman helped put the weights back on the rack. Leonard and Andres just finished with their pull ups exercise.

"Ooof. That took a lot out of me." Sighed Andres.

"Do not worry, my fat negro friend, you're already on the path to whiteness. And that's what Uncle Ruckus wants out of you." Norman said. Cackling at his own offensive remark.

Leonard notices the bandage on his thumb. "You cut yourself with the slicer again?"

"Hm? Oh this? Naaaah. I...well the thing is...you guys ever heard of the Monster Girl Academy?" Norman questioned.

"Of course. That's where all the monsters and angels go to study. The only humans who attend are males and it's only people with a lot of money that can even have a chance to get in." Andres responded.

"I don't know. I've heard shady shit about that place. Even if I was offered to study there for free, I wouldn't go." Leonard said.

"How come?" Norman asked curiously.

"For starters, it claims to be this school that will unite humans and non-humans. But monsters and angels have so much rights than humans, it's anything but fair in my opinion." Tony remarks.

"They claim that it's only fair, because humans have caused so much massacre in the past. Yea it's true, but you can't blame the sins of the great grandparents of everyone, because once upon a time they did a bad thing." Leonard said.

"I've also heard use the males attending there as sexual slaves. Not in the pleasurable kind, mind you. They milk them everyday, until their ball shrivel up and they keep them going with a special medicine to keep having sex. I'm glad I dodged the bullet when this green lamia came up to me to sign up for applying there." Andres said.

"Me too. Is her bottom half human and top half green snake?" Leonard questioned.

"She went to you guys too? Same thing happened to me. I wasn't interested in joining. What abo-Norman, you ok?" Tony worryingly said.

Norman was pale and visibly shaking, with his coffee brown eyes filled with terror. "I think I made the biggest mistake in my life!" He looks out of the window and notices the same Mustang Amira rode earlier. "Oh no! They're here to take me away!" He runs and opens the emergency door to the back and the Mustang was chasing after him. He's cornered and somebody placed a cloth around his mouth, making him go unconscious.

….

"…or..n...Nor..man!" He groans and slowly opens his eyes, only to find his mom waking him up. "Levantate mijo. Ya son las cinco y media. Vístete ahora para que no pierdas el autobús."

He groans. "Ta bien." He gets up from his bed and grabs the red polo shirt, jeans and black converse. He brushes his teeth and heads to the living room where mom already made breakfast on the dinner table. A big ass sandwich with lettuce, tomato, mayo, ketchup, egg, ham and potato sticks. He vores it down and mom sits across him, sipping her coffee with milk.

"Oye Norman." He looks up to her. "Te acuerdas el sueño que tú padre tuvo años atrás?"

"Él que estuve con unas niñas en el "infierno"? Sí porque tú lo sigues mencionando. Más es un sueño. Eso es mental." He said while stuffing another mouthful.

She sighs. "Yo se. Nunca entenderé porque ya no crees en nuestra Diosa, pero tú sabes que te amo tanto y espero lo mejor para ti."

He rolls his eye. "Yo se, Ma."

"Oye! No me hagas esas manías, que te estoy hablando en serio." She clears her throat. "Norman!"

He jumps a little from her sudden outburst. "Que pasa?" He said worryingly.

"Norman! Norman! Wake up, Norman!" He was confused to what was going, until he realized he was dreaming.

….

"Norman! Nooooooooorman!" He groans, as he slowly opens his eyes to find none other than Amira hovering over him. "Thank the Lord you're awake! I was starting to think you were dead!"

"Please refrain from shouting at my patient." A pale lady with silver hair came up to him and placed her hand on his forehead. "It's a little warmer than usual. Can you describe me what you're feeling right now?"

Norman was sweating bullets and clutched his stomach hard. "Nngh..I feel dizzy and my stomach is hurting like hell."

"Nausea, huh?" She looks at Amira. "You said you knocked him out with drugs. What exactly did you use?"

"Well, I knew that chloroform and ether take awhile to put someone unconscious, so I had the greatest idea and used both of them at the same time! Oh and I also used something called Roopies to give it that extra kick. Why?"

Norman proceeded to projectile vomit directly at Amira for a whole minute. Once he was done, Amira screamed to the high heavens and ran out of the room. The nurse went to the fridge and grabbed a bottle of water and some pills. She approaches him and hands over the items. "This should alleviate any nausea and stomach pains. It will also detox whatever she drugged you with. You should also drink the water after losing so much from that vomiting."

Norman drank the pills and the entire bottle in one big gulp. "Thanks." He finally weakly said.

"Thank me when you've recovered. Right now, you should lie down and rest. Let me know if you need anything else." She walks away and he was staring at her ass.

He took this moment to analyze her. She's wearing a white coat with a purple frill in the middle. The coat splits in four at the bottom, which gives him a good look to what looks like a violet corset with two dreamcatchers on her hips. She wore dark violet pants and black dress shoes. She wore glasses which complements her eyes and her expressionless face. She looks at him and averted his gaze and checked the surroundings.

He seems to be in an infirmary and he occupies one of the seven beds. They all have white curtains to cover and give some privacy to the patients, but he was the only one and they were all open, including his. As expected, the room's walls and ceiling were painted white. There was a big white board in front of him, that was covered with equations and medical terms of which he had no clue what it meant. Next to the board, was the desk the nurse was sitting in front of the computer, typing furiously and glued to the screen. Honestly, if he wasn't feeling like utter shit, he'd jack off in the bathroom about now. Despite wearing a coat, it doesn't stop showing the size of her breasts. He's not an expert by any means, but double D's is the guess he'll make.

He became aware how quiet it became and noticed that she stopped typing and looked at her face. She was staring with an unreadable expression and he lied on the bed, hiding under the sheets like a child. Fuck! She saw me staring! Oooow. My stomach. He clenched his stomach, hoping he wouldn't throw up again. He heard her typing again and the rhythm of it distracted him from the rumbling of the stomach. By miracle, he fell into slumber.

….

He awoke again, took off the covers and immediately felt something was off. He is at the infirmary, but it was darker than usual. He gets off weakly of the bed and makes his way to the window next to him. It was a clear night sky. The full moon surrounded by the small stars. He notices that where he's located, it's covered up by a forest. Which gives him this haunting feeling of isolation.

That is, until he heard laughter. He quickly looks at the door across him. His heart racing faster. Why was he scared? Because he wasn't alone. He was now in an alien place surrounded by whatever the hell was out there. He tiptoe to the door and opened it very slowly. He peeked through the small crevice. It was what looked like a hallway of a school. It was dark however. He was scared what might hide behind the shadows. But he was curious. That's what gave him the strength to step out of the infirmary and into unknown territory. If he was going to die, at least he would know what it was.

His eyes finally adjusted to the new darkness and cautiously traversed the hallway. The laughter was now accompanied with moans and grunts. He couldn't exactly pinpoint the source as the noises where unnaturally all over the place. Making him doubt if it was just his mind fucking with him. He almost wishes that Amira would be here right now. That's how crazy he's going.

Before he could go insane from the endless walking and noise, it stopped. As if his prayers were answered, one of the doors was different than the rest. It was a black sliding and the sign above it said "Memorial of the Hunter". There were lamplight and black pillar holding flowers. He would imagine the flowers represent "Death" based on the name. He heard commotion behind the door and gulped very hard as his curiosity overpowered his fear once again. He ever so slightly slid the door just enough to hear and peek through.

It was dark, but he could make out some silhouette of what seems to be humans attending a funeral of some kind. There was a figure standing on the podium. The figure was surrounded by darkness, that he could only make out the red eyes piercing through it.

"My Children of Darkness. Today we will go through the memories of our previous Hunts and remember their efforts, accomplishments and failures of their trials." A projector materialized out of nowhere and started playing pictures of random people. "You all should know it by now, but for the new children among us, I'll give a brief summary. Centuries ago, The Eternal Hunt was created by me and the Goddess of Light as a truce and atonement for the massacre humans and angels have committed to your Sisters of Darkness. The Goddess picks whoever to participate and all of us hunt him down and submit him through pleasure. Now that I explained the basics, let's proceed through the Children of Light who has participated." The projector switches to a picture of a purple haired guy.

"This is Heinrich Hein. He is the first to participate in the hunt. With his great feats and strengths, he effortlessly won the first hunt and was known to the humans as the Legendary Hero. Quite deserving. He actually surprised me with how kind and humble he was. He even used the weapon known as the Angel Halo to only seal the physical form of my children, instead of killing them. I wish more humans were like him. Sadly, using such holy weapon caused his physical body to be consumed by the light. Proving once more, that the Light causes more harm to everyone." She flips through another image of another purple haired man.

"This is Marcellus Hein. The descendant of the Legendary Hero. Unlike him though, Marcellus was ruthless and has left many casualties during the hunt. He was also assisted by three other people in this hunt, which we allowed, since a human alone couldn't possibly win the hunt. My XV descendant was almost killed during this hunt, but thankfully she survived and her daughter made them pay with blood. Him and his male companion barely survived and since then were never seen again. Since that hunt, I put a limit to only one companion to aid the Child of Light." He flips through yet another purple haired boy.

"This time, she chose Luka Hein. Son of Marcellus and Lucifina. That's right. He is a human/angel hybrid." The crowd burst into an outroar. "Yes, I understand all of your frustrations. However, the Goddess and I reached a compromise. If she chose him as a Child of Light, then I would get to choose my Hunter of Darkness. It was hard to choose a human fit to be a Hunter. Majority of them are loyal to their Goddess and most that were not, usually were weak and mentally unstable. However, there was one family in particular that has been loyal to us for generation. And that family had given us the human capable of fighting against the Child of Light. His name…" She flipped through the picture and Norman's blood ran cold. The picture they showed was him as a baby. "...was Manuel Sanchez."

I-Impossible! But that guy is the spitting image of me! Why!? Was there a long lost twin brother my family never mentioned!? His name is Manuel Sanchez. It can't be me, so it has to be a brother! Norman was internally in conflict and his brain was trying to calm himself down with images of Shaggy only using 0.00000000007 percent of his power. Due to his shock, he tipped over the flower next to him and brake upon impacting the floor. Not waiting for their reaction, he made a mad dash back down from where he came. That didn't stop the voices to be clearly echoed around the area. He suddenly feels thousands of eyes locking on him.

"What was that!?"

"Someone's here!"

"Who is that!?"

"He reeks of LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!"

The voices now turned even more demonic and distorted than before. He runs even faster.

"ThE ChIlD oF LiGHt is HeRE!?"

"ThIs oNe iS diFFerent! You Will not EScaPe, SerVant of The LIGht!"

He couldn't stop the tears from flowing out. He knew if he ever slowed down, there was no way they would let him live.

"HaHahaHaha! HE'S cryIng! WHat a joke!"

"Jeez at Least haVe SoMe dignity."

"You CaN CRY and RuN all You waNT, BUt yOU can't EsCaPE yoUR FATE!"

Laughter echoed everywhere and he can feel hands and tentacles trying to grab him. He whimpers and he can feel his body about to hit the limit, but he doesn't slow down. He sees the door to the infirmary and in on quick motion, opens it and locks it behind him. Immediately, he could hear them banging, clawing and screaming at each other.

"Ouch! Hey, watch where you're hitting!"

"Then get your filthy tentacles off of me!"

"Bitch, you want to take this right here, right now!?"

"GIRLS! We got a boy to rape."

"Right. Ahem. Your AsS Will bE miNE to rAvage!"

Norman knows he only has a short amount of time, before they bust in. He turns around and notices his unconscious body is still on the bed. He runs to himself and shakes himself. "Wake up! Wake the fuck up!" But it was futile. The door gives out and they break down the door. He sees the darkness envelope the room and screams to the heavens. He opens his eyes to find himself on the bed, drenched in sweat.

"Are you ok?" He jumps and looks to his left, to find the nurse with a worried expression. He hugs her tightly and he lets it all out. Crying and weeping on her chest. While she hugs him back and strokes his head.

To everyone reading this, thank you for taking the time to read the story and any of my stories. The original story had no direction since it was mainly a shitpost story with no big plan for it. Actually there were a lot of ways I tried to direct the story but it was ever changing and it shows with how inconsistent it is with each chapter. So I decided to reboot it and try to tell a cohesive story for once. I will focus on telling the story here and just tell a separate and random story on the other one. I mean I practically inadvertently made that story into a sitcom. Anyways Thank you all for reading my ramblings and I'll see you on the next one!