The Flock Gets New Powers!
Voice: Max, a disturbance will rise in Walmart.
Max's thoughts: What's the 'disturbance' that we are up against? Erasers? Flyboys? Mutants? Twilight
fans?
Voice: No...far worse...something you cant destroy, TIME.
Max: a bomb? -She said outloud-
Flock: BOMB?
-The flock went into battle mode and quickly flew out the windows-
Max: NO! In Walmart!
Iggy: WALMART! -quickly flies to the kitchen and grabs a plastic knife and starts trying to
stab himself in the chest- AHHHHHHHH! -realizes it is plastic- Curse you girly
knife!
Fang: -Quickly takes the knife from Iggy and throws it in the trash- Well, it looks like we are going
to Iggy's hell... Walmart.
-20 minutes later in Walmart-
Iggy: mmmm! mmmmm! -In straight jacket with sock in mouth-
Max: Here, lets get him into a shopping cart...
-Fang and Gazzy lift Iggy into a shopping cart-
Nudge: Iggy, calm down! We only brought you because we need you to defuse the bomb. Just... Go to
your happy place!
Iggy: -starts to calm down-
Angel: - smiles- He is dreaming about dancing bananas.
Gazzy: As long as he's quiet...
Store clerk: -walks over- Hello, can I help y- IGGY!
Iggy: -jerks to a sitting position and spits the sock out- KEVIN!
Max: Iggy, you know this guy?
Iggy: He kicked me out because I'm blind!
Kevin: I KICKED YOU OUT BECAUSE YOU WERE WEARING LADY'S UNDER WEAR ON
YOUR HEAD AND SINGING JUSTIN BIEBER!
Iggy: You make it sound like a bad thing.
Kevin: AARRRRRRGGGGG! GET HIM OUT OF HERE!
Max: Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning... Anyways, we cant leave until we
defuse the bomb.
Kevin: I dont have time for this! -talks into head set- SECURITY!
Security: -huge security guys run towards them-
Total: Woa, what do those guys eat?
Max: Go ahead flock.
Flock: -unfurl wings-
Security buffoons: -faint-
Max: -Turns to wide eyed Kevin- Now how about you go take a lunch break?
Kevin: -nods and runs away-
Max: Ok guys, split up and yell if you find anything. Nudge and Angel. Iggy, Fang, and Gazzy. Me and
Total. Let's go.
-Angel & Nudge: The Makeup Department-
Nudge: OMG! Look at all this nail polish! I LOVE this color!
Angel: It's very pretty and matches your eyes.
Nudge: You think so? -hopeful-
Angel: yes. -looks at shelves for bomb- Look! There is a pretty pink one at the top!
Nudge: OH! I'll get it! -starts to unfurl wings-
Angel: No! There is too many people. They could go berserk... -She thought hard and stared at the nail polish … suddenly Angel's hair grew! Wait, it didnt grow... it expanded! Her hair grasped the nail polish off the shelf and dropped it into her hands-
Nudge: OMG! THAT WAS AMAZING!
Angel: It must be a new power! -she focused on the red lipstick on the bottom shelf. Suddenly her hair did it again. It wrapped around the lipstick and held it out to Nudge-
Costumer: -turned the corner and looked at Angel and Nudge- ...AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Angel: -looked directly into the screaming lady's eyes- Stop screaming and forget what just happened.
Costumer: ok... -walked away-
Nudge: That was close... we better start looking for the bomb.
-Iggy, Gazzy, and Fang: Lady's Undergarments-
Gazzy: Uh... Iggy? What are you doing?
Iggy: Reliving the good old days... -wearing bra on head and sighs with a smile- I feel way closer
to my feminine side!
Costumer: -Stares at Iggy in disgust and quickly walks away-
Fang: Iggy, take the bra off your head. This place could explode any second.
Iggy: party pooper...
Fang: What time is it?
Iggy: -mumbles to self- Time to get a watch...
Gazzy: 3:18 -says automatically-
Iggy: WHAT TIME IS IT? SUMMER TIME!
Fang: Iggy, lay off the high school musical. And Gazzy, how did you know that? You arent wearing a
watch.
Gazzy: I just sorta... knew. I guess...
Iggy: Tic-Tok on the clock!
Fang: Iggy, enough with the songs! Gazzy, you must have a new power.
Gazzy: to tell time? Thats lame.
Iggy: -Sings to Fang- I dont wanna hurt you anymooooore! I don't wanna be the reason whyyyyy!
Fang: oh no... Iggy has a new power too. To sing songs that have to do with what we he is thinking...
Gazzy: It's 3:21. And whats your power Fang?
Iggy: Fight the pooowwwer!
Fang: I dont know. Lets find out... -Focuses and closes eyes-
Iggy: Baby your a fiiiiiiirrrre woooork! Come on let your coooollloooors burst!
-There was a big flash and Fang was gone-
Gazzy: where did he go?
Iggy: Pleeeeeee-eeeeeeease! Don't leave meeeee!
Fang: EEEH! EEEH!
-In Fang's place was a baby koala-
Gazzy: Fang turned into a baby koala!
Iggy: BABY YOU ARE AN ANIMAL!
Fang: EEEH! EEEH! -Transforms back into Fang- A koala! You have GOT to be kidding me!
Gazzy: It's 3:25. Lets go find the bomb before more weird stuff happens...
Iggy: THIS PLACE IS ABOUT TO BLOOO-OOO-OOOWWWW!
-Max and Total: Art Department-
Max: It has got to be around here somewhere...
Total: -sniffs around- uggh! This place smells like paint!
Max: Well we ARE in the arts and crafts.
Total: Yeah but you dont have good smell. I, as a dog, have to deal with plenty of stuff harder than you
can handle.
Max: Oh yeah, I dont think I could handle being fed, getting rubbed, and having a nice warm furry
coat. What a hard life!
Total: You just don't understand what its like.
Max: Why did I pair up with the talking dog?
Total: Because, I am the best out of the flock.
Max: -rolls eyes- You are way over your head.
Total: What ever... Do you see anything yet?
Max: no hay cosas sólo el arte.
Total: What?
Max: qué parte de no no te entiendo? -shocked, covers mouth-
Total: Did you just speak Spanish?
Max: sí español.
Total: oh boy... this is going to be a loooong day...
Max: -looks around- Me pareció la bomba!
Total: You are hungry?
Max: No! Me pareció la bomba!
Total: You have to use the bathroom?
Max: NO! Me pareció la bomba! -frusterated-
Total: You found the bomb?
Max: Sí! Sí! -Points to top shelve where the bomb is sitting-
Total: GUYS! WE FOUND THE BOMB! -Shouts to flock-
Costumers in store: -Run around terrified screaming-
Max: -slaps forehead-
Flock: -shows up-
Iggy: -Tries to calm down customers- I'd catch a grenaaaaade for youuuu!
Gazzy: -Holding Fang in koala form- It is 3:41 and it has been quite a day.
Iggy: It's Fridaaay! Fridaaay! Gonna get down on Fridaaaaaaay!
Angel: I'll get the bomb! -Hair grabs the bomb and hands it to Iggy-
Iggy: I whip my hair back and forth! I whip my hair back and forth! I whip my hair back and forth!
Nudge: Am i the only one who didnt get a new power?
Iggy: -Quickly opens bomb- Why do you have to go and make things so complicaaated?
Gazzy: Iggy needs my help! We only have 2 minutes and 12 seconds left! -runs over to Max and hands her Fang- This Fang won't talk back to you!
Max: ?
Gazzy: Iggy cut the black wire not the yellow!
Iggy: Black and yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow!
Total: Whats up with Iggy?
Max's thoughts: Angel! We have new powers and i can only speak spanish! I need you to get people
out of here in case the bomb goes off!
Angel: -nods and grabs people with her hair and shoves them out the door-
Kevin: -Shows up with a grin on face- It's about time you guys found it.
Nudge: KEVIN! You did this?
Kevin: Indeed i did! I even let you guys find it. This bomb is so high tech that non of you guys can stop
it. It's a bonus that Iggy gets to blow up with it!
Nudge: Why would you blow up your own store?
Kevin: I HATE THIS JOB! No one should have to deal with Walmart ever again!
Nudge: why don't you just quit your job?
Kevin: -freezes- oh...um... thats a good idea too. Any ways, good luck... NOT!
HAHAHAHAHA! -Runs away-
Gazzy: Ig, it's no use. The bomb will go off any second...
Iggy: -frusterated, takes bomb and throws it out the window-
-The ground shakes as the bomb goes off-
Total: Iggy, You are insane!
Iggy: Baby, I was born this waaaay!
Nudge: What did you blow up?
Flock: -Runs outside-
Gazzy: Oh, it's just McDonalds.
Fang: EEH! EEH!
Nudge: I still dont have any powers?
Max: Vamos a ir a buscar helado.
Nudge: Really...none?
Flock: -Leaves to go get icecream-
Nudge: Through the whole story?
THE END!