I was making dinner and listening to this song for some reason. Anyway I got to thinking about Voldemort and his goons and thought it would be funny
Declaimer: I sadly do not own Harry Potter or I have a Dream. They belong to JK and The movie Tangled respectfully.
I've Got A Dream
It was dinner time at Hogwarts when suddenly the doors were thrown open and Voldemort and his Death Eaters came in.
Voldemort:
I'm malicious, mean and scary
My sneer could curdle dairy
And violence-wise, my hands are not the cleanest
But despite my evil look
And my temper, and my hook
I've always yearned to be a concert pianist
Can'tcha see me on the stage performin' Mozart?
Tickling the ivories 'til they gleam?
Yep, I'd rather be called deadly
For my killer show-tune medley
Thank you!
'Cause way down deep inside
I've got a dream
Death Eater Chorus:
He's got a dream!
He's got a dream!
Voldemort:
See, I ain't as cruel and vicious as I seem!
Though I do like breaking femurs
You can count me with the dreamers
Like everybody else
I've got a dream!
Snape:
I've got scars and lumps and bruises
Plus something here that oozes
And let's not even mention my complexion
But despite my extra toes
And my goiter, and my nose
I really want to make a love connection
Can't you see me with a special little lady
Rowin' in a rowboat down the stream?
Though I'm one disgusting blighter
I'm a lover, not a fighter -
'Cause way down deep inside
I've got a dream
I've got a dream!
Death Eaters Chorus:
He's got a dream!
Snape:
I've got a dream!
Death Eaters Chorus:
He's got a dream!
Snape:
And I know one day romance will reign supreme!
Though my face leaves people screaming
There's a child behind it, dreaming -
Like everybody else
I've got a dream
Death Earters Chorus:
Draco would like to quit and be a florist
Avery does interior design
Fenrir is into mime
Barty's cupcakes are sublime
Igor knits
Rabastan sews
Peter does little puppet shows
Voldemort:
And Lucius collects ceramic unicorns!
Harry:
I have dreams, like you - no, really!
Just much less touchy-feely
They mainly happen somewhere
warm and sunny
On an island that I own
Tanned and rested and alone
Surrounded by enormous piles of money
Bellatrix:
I've got a dream!
Death Eaters Chorus:
She's got a dream!
Bellatrixl:
I've got a dream!
Death Eaters Chorus:
She's got a dream!
Bellatrix:
I just want to see the floating
lanterns gleam!
Death Eater Chorus:
Yeahh!
Bellatrix:
And with every passing hour
I'm so glad I left my tower -
Like all you lovely folks
I've got a dream!
Death Eater Chorus:
She's got a dream!
He's got a dream!
They've got a dream!
We've got a dream!
So our diff 'rences ain't
really that extreme!
We're one big team...!
Call us brutal -
Sick -
Voldemort :
Sadistic -
Snape:
And grotesquely optimistic
Death Eater Chorus:
'Cause way down deep inside
We've got a dream!
Voldemort:
I've got a dream!
Snape:
I've got a dream!
Death Eater Chorus:
I've got a dream!
I've got a dream!
I've got a dream!
Bellatrix:
I've got a dream!
All:
Yes way down deep
inside, I've got a dream!
Yeahh!