YAY! My first fanfiction!
Sorry about the randomness in advance, this chapters quite...random.
There will be more chapters to come (about 21) so stick around and enjoy!
(Big thankies to 0X-PunkyMonkey-X0 for the help in editing this bitch. :D)

When Tragedy Strikes.

Roy was woken by the tiny pitter patter of feet rushing up the stairs. He smiled to himself and pretended to be asleep. The door to his bedroom creaked slightly, and a small voice echoed around the room

"Daddy! Daddy wake up! We have lotsa visitors" Roy rolled onto his side, so that he had his back to hi daughter. He yawned loudly.

"Five more minutes!" He mumbled. He heard his daughter Lisa sigh. He listened as she made her way down the stairs. Chuckling softly, he stretched waited for the sweet sound of the footsteps of his wife approaching. Instead, he heard what sounded like a herd of elephants approaching. That could only mean one thing. Roy gulped loudly.

"Oh no..." he started with a quivering voice

"ROY!"

"SHIT!" He thought out loud.

All of a sudden, Edward, Ling and Hughes piled into his bedroom, surrounding his bed. They exchanged evil glances, and climbed onto his bed. They watched Roy's face as it filled with horror, and then proceeded to start jumping on his bed.

"C'MON LAZY!" Ed yelled

"OOOOH THIS BED IS AWESOME!" Ling exclaimed

"HAVE YOU SEEN THESE PICTURES OF ELYSIA YET ROY!" Hughes nagged.

Roy would have normally been waken up by Riza and a frying pan, but this was unexpected. Lisa, having heard all the commotion, decided to join in on the fun, and also started jumping on Roy's bed. Riza Winry and Lan Fan stood outside the door, laughing at poor Roy. Ling and Hughes exchanged glances and stopped jumping. They got down and Hughes swooped up the unexpecting Riza. Lan Fan giggled at her poor friend, until Ling decided to sweep her off her feet, and started jumping on the bed again. Armstrong, who was supposed to be cooking pancakes, decided to pick them all up and jump on Roy's bed. Roy nearly fainted from shock.

"ISN'T THIS EXHILARATING?" Armstrong bellowed.

"WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?" They yelled back in unison. Black Hayate, who was having a nap on Lisa's bed, padded into Roy's bedroom. He looked up at Winry and whined. Winry patted him on the head. She looked at the idiots jumping on Roy's bed.

"I don't know either boy" she sighed. Winry wasn't working because she was her second child. The sweet scent of pancakes wafted through the air, just the smell of them made everyone drool. Then they heard what sounded like a fan, the smell of pancakes became stronger and stronger. Al was standing at the bottom of the stairs with a plate of fresh pancakes, and a fan. He was wafting the scent toward them all, taunting them with the sweet smell of pancakes. Everybody turned towards Al, and stared at him. He gulped. He could tell that underneath their mischievous grins there was evil intent.

"PANCAAAAAAAAKES!" they yelled in unison. Al squealed and made a dash for it as his friends came roaring down the stairs. However, Mei stopped the commotion by snatching the plate from Als hands. She pointed towards the kitchen.

"If you want pancakes, then go sit down like civilised human beings!" she barked.

Everybody crowded around Rizas table, which was surprisingly big enough for all of them to sit around comfortably. Pancakes and coffee were dished out, and soon everybody was tucking in to the delicious meal.

"So Winry" Riza began, looking at Winry from over the top of her coffee mug "When's the baby due?" Winry smiled happily, and rested her left hand on her stomach. "Next week! I'm really excited about it!" Edward placed his own hand over Winrys and smiled at her. Alphonse Jr. clambered onto Edwards knee.

"Do ya think I'll get a baby sister daddy? Do ya!" He chirped loudly. Winry giggled and patted her son on the head.

"I hope you get a baby sister, I want a daughter dang it!"

Black Hayate padded into the room, his nose tingled with the sweet smell of morning breakfast. He sat down next to Riza and whined loudly. Riza tapped her dog on the nose.

"No. No breakfast for you Hayate, you have your own food!" she scolded. Black Hayate tilted his head and let out a small squeaky bark. Lisa giggled at the silly doggy. She secretly slipped him a pancake under the table. Black Hayate ate the pancake in a flash and licked his lips.

"Lisa, you're not feeding the dog again are you?" Lisa yelped. Roy chuckled.

"B-but how did you know!" she spluttered. Roy looked at Riza, and then at Lisa.

"Your mother has eyes everywhere! She knows everything!"

Lisa gasped. Roy smiled at his handiwork. Kids believed EVERYTHING.

"That's going a bit far Roy" Riza muttered.

"She even has eyes on her-"
"TOO FAR ROY!" Roy grinned devilishly. He loved winding up Riza on a morning.

Winry clutched her stomach and groaned. Hughes looked over at her.

"You ok Winry?" he asked. Winry shook her head.

"My...uh...my water...just...broke..." her voice trailed off. Everybody stopped and stared at Winry in disbelief, apart from Ling, who was still eating pancakes.

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!"

Edward was the first to react. He ran around the kitchen flailing his arms. He did a couple of laps of the table, until he slipped on Winrys...water.

"YOWZA! WE GOTTA GET THIS LADY TO THE HOSPITAL!" Armstrong yelled.

"NOBODY PANIC!" Ling yelled.

...

"Thank you! Now, Riza and Roy will take Winry and ed to the hospital. An-"

"Why do I have to go!" Roy cut him off. Ling turned and faced Roy.

"...BECAUSE THERES PERVERTS AND BAD PEOPLE OUT THERE! DO YA WANT SOMEONE TO STEAL YOUR WOMAN!" he yelled. Roy stood and stared blankly. Riza helped Winry out of her seat, and into her car. Roy sat in the passenger's side, and Ed climbed into the back with Winry. Riza took the wheel, and put her foot down on the accelerator. She was speeding like a mad woman, but she was speeding with care.

There was a pregnant in the back after all.

When they arrived, they were greeted by a nurse. Ed leaned on the desk.

"Were having a baby, c-"

"Well that's nice! If you change your mind there's some contraception over there..." she said, pointing towards a small office.

Roy couldn't help but to giggle. Ed gritted his teeth.

"No, no! You don't understand! Were having the baby right now!"

"Sir, sex in public is illegal, unless you want to go in that cupboard over there..."

Ed slapped himself. He saw Mustang laughing. At least someone's enjoying this, he thought bitterly.

"MY WIFE IS IN FRIKEN LABOUR!"

"Labour? What type of work does she do?"

Ed screamed. He grabbed his head and head butted the desk. Riza calmly walked over to the desk.

SLAM.

She put her hand down on the desk, and addressed the nurse in a stern voice.

"My friend here is giving birth as we speak. Her water broke about 20 minutes ago. now can you please go get a doctor!" The nurse stood up and bowed.
"Of course, right away ma'am! Take a seat whilst I fetch a doctor!" and with that, she trotted off. Roy smirked when he saw the look on Eds face.

"How the hell did you get through to her! " he exclaimed. Riza smiled.

"Men are from mars..." she giggled. Eds jaw dropped. This woman is the devil! He thought. Roy leant on Ed and whispered in his ear from behind him.
"Don't go thinking bad things about my wife, you twerp!"

Ed swivelled around. Roy and Riza were probably the most dangerous couple on earth, no doubt about it!
Soon enough, Winry was in a small room, surrounded by doctors and nurses. Edward sat himself next to her and held her hand. She smiled at him.

"You're gonna do great!" he said. Winry nodded, but she was still nervous all the same.

"Ok Mrs Elric, you're ready now...now push!"

A few moments later, the whole hospital was filled with a blood curdling scream, enough to make anyone squirm.

That night, Alphonse was on baby sitting duty with Mei. They had successfully gotten Alphonse Jr to bed, and were relaxing in their own room. Al sighed and sat on the bed.
"Whats wrong?" Mei asked from the bathroom.

He looked in the direction of the bathroom. He yawned loudly.

"Just thinking about Winry and Ed..."
Mei poked her head around the door. She smiled at Al.
"They'll be ok!" she said, grinning. Al sighed again. He knew she was right, but he couldn't help but to worry. All of a sudden, the phone started ringing. Al answered.

"Hell-"

"AL YOU HAVE TO GET DOWN HERE WINRYS GIVEN BIRTH AND ITS AMAZING AND YOU'VE GOT A NIECE AND WINRY SAYS HI TO YOU AND MEI AND SHE SAID TO TELL YOU THAT WE HAVE A DAUGHTER!"

...

"Are you quite finished Ed?" Al asked. He could hear him panting from the other end.

"Yeah! just get down here, ok! OH! And tell the others to come too! Bye!"

Ed hung up before Al had the chance to say bye. Mei cautiously entered the room.

"So...?" she asked, with a slight smile. Al faced her, his face plastered with a huge grin.

"I HAVE A NIECE!" Mei squealed. She joined hands with al and started jumping around, whooping and singing, and what not.

"What's going on?" Alphonse junior mumbled as he walked into the room. Al picked him up and grinned at him.

"WERE GOING TO GO VISIT YOUR NEW BABY SISTER!"

OOH! WINRY HAD A BABY!
ED TALKED TO A SLACK NURSE!
ARMSTRONG USED A BIG WORD!
AL TAUNTED PEOPLE WITH THE POWER OF PANCAKES!

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