A/N Songfic to Kylie Minogue's version of Santa Baby. 1st songfic so be kind. REVIEW!!!!!! And yes, I am a little drunk! Enjoy. Happy Holidays!!! Fa-lalala-la-la-la-la etc
PS: To Joanne Kathleen Rowling, Please don't sue. I'm just having a laugh with the delectable Severus Snape! (Betcha never thought it possible eh?)
SEVVIE BABY
Sevvie baby
I see you scowling only at me
And me,
I've been an awful bad girl
Sevvie baby
So give me a detention tonight
Sevvie baby
A Nimbus two thousand and two
A broom
You're looking oh so blue
Sevvie baby
You've lost the house cup tonight
Think of all the curses cast
Think of all the Cruciatus you have had
Next year could be just as bad
If you remain
Voldie's lad
Sevvie baby
Dumbledore wants you in his wing
A thing
Not to be Snivellus at
Sevvie baby
So turn into a spy tonight
Sevvie honey
One little thing I really need
That Peeves
To be exorcised
Sevvie baby
So be an exorcist tonight
Sevvie cutie
Fill my stockings with a hex
Unless
Avada Kedavra is more,
Sevvie cutie
So cast the killing curse tonight
Come and make a potion for me
With ingredients from the Apothecary
I really do believe that you
Can brew fame and glory
Sevvie baby
Forgot to mention one little thing
Lily
Didn't make Slytherin
Sevvie baby
Voldie's snake will kill you tonight
Voldie's snake will kill you tonight