I OWN NOTHING BUT THIS STORY! I'm intending on making this an ongoing story a few chapters long but if it doesn't spark many interests, it could be just a one-shot. Please review(tell me if you want more!)and enjoy!
-PitDash

Pit knocked on Ike's door with his duffel bag in hand. The door swung open.
"Pit! What took you so long?" Ike said.
"I-I'm 5 minutes early. You told us to be here by 4:30." Pit replied.
"Everybody else was here at 4:20! Sorry Pitty-poo, but your fashionably late!" Roy said as he burst into their conversation.
"Well, would you please just let me in?" Pit said. Ike opened the door wider and let Pit in. Ike was the lucky one this year, the one that got the biggest room in Smash Mansion. Every year it was always by chance, and the lucky guy or girl would get the biggest room in the Mansion and they would get to design it however they wanted. This year, Ike decided to split the one room into two making one room a kitchen/living room, and the other a bedroom. In the left corner of the bedroom there was a small room that was a bathroom. The whole room was as long as an American football field. The person even gets a special machine where you could order new furniture and it would show up exactly where you wanted it.
The boys walked across the living room and into the bed room where they found Link waiting in the couch playing on his laptop."Hey Pit!" He said.
"Hey Link! Ha! Looks like I'm not late after all!" Pit said. "Pittoo isn't here yet!"
"Darn it. Guess I gotta call him." Said Ike. He whipped out his phone and called the angel.
"Hey Dark Pit."
"Ike! I'm late aren't I."
"Yup. You got your laptop at least?"
"Of course dude. I'm gonna trash you in Hunger Games."
"Yeah, right. Well get here quick okay?"
"I'm flying over right now."
"Isn't it against the rules to fly inside the mansion?"
"Do you think I care?"
"Well, no. But still."
"Whatever. I can see your room anyways. Open up." Dark Pit hung up. Ike walked over to the door and opened it. Dark Pit walked in.
"Pittoo!" Pit ran up to his twin, arms open for a hug. Dark Pit dodged it and giggled.
"You act like we don't see each other everyday, Pit-stain."
Dark Pit set his duffel bag on the floor and unzipped it. He took out his sleeping bag and scanned the room for a spot to lay it down.
"Darkie has the right idea! Let's set up sleeping spots guys!" Roy said. He unzipped his red bag as well. Link took out his blue sleeping bag with the Hyrule insignia on it and unrolled it in the corner of the room.
"Hey! I wanted the corner!" Dark Pit exclaimed.
"Too slow, dude. Shouldn't have take so long!" Link laughed. Roy unrolled his sleeping bag at the foot of Link's.
"You better not kick me, Linkwolf!" Roy warned his friend. (Roy had nicknames for everyone.)
Link held up his hands like he was caught by the police,"No promises, Roy!" Ike unrolled his sleeping bag sideways against the wall. Pit unrolled his white one with the Palutena's Army insignia on it. He dragged it over and lay it down by the foot of Ike's sleeping bag. Dark Pit lay his black sleeping bag next to Ike's.
"There! Everyone's set up!" Ike said.
"Can we start the game now?" Pit asked.
"Sure. Everyone get out your laptops." Ike said. Pit took out his white laptop which matched his sleeping bag. Ike, Dark Pit, and Roy took out their laptops as well. The 5 friends walked over to the table in the middle of the room, sat down and powered up their computers. They signed into Minecraft and went onto the Hunger Games server that Ike made. It was just the 5 of them on the server.
"The game's starting!" Roy exclaimed. "5..4..3..2..1!" The pistons lifted their characters up and off they ran. Dark Pit went into the middle and got an iron axe, a bow, 3 pork chops and hid behind a tree at the edge of the center. Pit just booked it at the start. Ike got a sword and 4 steaks and ran off. Link got a bow, 15 arrows, 10 cookies and ran in the same direction as Ike. The only one that was left in the middle was Roy. "Uhh..no teaming right guys?"
"Nope. That's what free-for-all means, Roy." Said Dark Pit.
"I know what free-for-all means, Darkie! Did you forget that I've been here once?"
"I just figured that you'd have forgotten. The last time you were in Smash there was no such thing as a laptop."
"BURN!" Link yelled.
Dark Pit laughed. "You'd better get whatever your gonna get because I'm comin' for ya!" Roy didn't care about what he got anymore, he just wanted to get out of there. Which was good because all he got was a stick. He ran into the forest...and straight into Dark Pit.
"Hey man." Said Dark Pit. He started attacking Roy with his axe.
"No!" Roy screamed and started fighting back with his stick.
"Hey are we aloud to break blocks?" Pit asked no one in particular.
"No." Ike responded. Suddenly in the bottom left corner of everyone's screen a message popped up. It read: RoyIsPimp was slain by Kuro Pit.
"NOOO!" Roy fell off of his chair.
"Yes!" Dark Pit stuck his tongue out at Roy and returned to the computer to gather Roy's things and try to hunt down Pit.
Meanwhile, Link snuck up behind Ike and shot him with an arrow. It went straight into his heart. Another message popped up: Radiant Hero was shot by HylianHero.
"Damnit, Link!"
"Can't touch this!" Link picked up Ike's things and stalked off, hoping he would get to raid some more chests before he ran into anybody.
Pit was literally the luckiest angel in the world at this point. He found a diamond sword, a set of chain mail armor, and 2 OP apples. He was more than ready for anyone who decided to come up against him...until Roy looked over Pit's shoulder and ruined the surprise.
"Ohmigawsh! Pitty-poo has a full set of chain mail armor and a diamond sword!"
"ROY!" Pit tackled the red head. "DO NOT EVER DO THAT AGAIN!" Pit slapped him across the face for good measure and returned to the computer to see that Dark Pit was running at him with his axe and saying a battle cry, "I'm Dark Pit, servant to no other but myself! And in the name of...well..me, I'll finish you!" He jumped up and brought his axe down upon Pit. He dealt damage, but only a single heart. While they were duking it out, Link was climbing up a tree to get high ground and shoot down Pit and his twin. He only had 14 arrows left, so he would have to save them and shoot only when he knew the shot would be fatal. Dark Pit pinned Pit down with the handle of his axe.
"That's it Dark Pit..keep him steady.." Link thought. He aimed for one of the gaps in Pit's chain mail armor. He let it fly. It flew straight into Pit's heart, but couldn't fit all the way though the armor so Pit was left with half a heart.
"Finish him off, Pittoo!" Link called to the angel. However, Dark Pit did something nobody expected. He grabbed the arrow stuck in Pit's armor and loaded his bow. "Nobody calls me Pittoo!" He shot Link through the head. A message came up in the corner of the screen:
HyruleHero was shot by Kuro Pit.
"Thanks, Pittoo!" Pit said.
"Didn't I just say that nobody can call me Pittoo!?" He finished Pit off with a swing of his axe. The final message came on screen: Officer Pit was slain by Kuro Pit. The 5 friends logged off of Minecraft and turned off their computers.
"Good job, Pittoo! Please don't kill me!" Roy said and held his hands over his face to shield himself. Dark Pit laughed at his friend's antics.
"GG, Pittoo, GG." Pit said and patted his twin on the shoulder.
"So, what now?" Link asked.
"OHMIGAWD I HAVE THE PERFECT IDEA!" Roy yelled.
"What is it?!" The 4 best friends asked the red head.
"LET'S DO KARAOKE!"
End of Chapter