The Collision of Terra and Gaia
I don't own anything. Leave me alone.
Thought up by my friend MSN and I late at night while playing with yo-yos! Guaranteed to be incredibly stupid and pointless!
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One day the controllers of the universe were off controlling the universe. They held all of the planets on strings like little puppets, and a girl named Terra and a guy named Gaia decided to go out on a date. Terra brought along her pet planet and Gaia brought along his, but they could tell from the start that that their pets didn't get along. They pulled on their leashes with all their might, trying to get away from each other, but since their leashes were made of fresh pizza cheese, they "boinged" back toward each other and got stuck together.
"Hey!" Terra yelled, "Get your planet off my planet!"
"Your planet started it!" Gaia shouted, "IT'S EATING MY PLANET'S HEAD!!!!!"
Gaia's planet yelped in pain, "Arrrrmroow, kkeeebaas!!!"
"Ole! Yo como usted!!!" Terra's planet screamed. (translation: Yay! I eat you!)
"Hey!" Gaia exclaimed, "I didn't know your planet speaks Spanish!"
"I didn't know yours speaks gibberish!"
"It's not the most prominent language," Gaia explained, "But the fleas speak it a lot and I guess the planet picks it up from them."
"Eeeew! Your planet has fleas?" Terra inquired, "Well, I guess mine does have Genomes."
"Yes, sadly my planet has picked up some fleas. They are quite interesting, though." Gaia pulled out a magnifying glass and examines his planet's butt. A small creature with blonde hair and a tail and another small creature with long black hair and a bright orange jumpsuit are sitting around a campfire.
"Kama kish oo?" the little blonde one said.
"Kish? Anno inkso. Anno knowoo varee ell." The little black haired one replied.
"AH WANNA KISH OO!!!" the little blonde one yelled, and then proceeded to pounce on the little black-haired one.
Gaia put the magnifying glass away.
"They're quite vicious..." Terra mumbled, "but I can see how your planet speaks gibberish."
"Yes, well, ...HEY!" Gaia yelled, "All those little genomes are infesting my planet!"
Terra pulled her planet away, "Gee, I'm really sorry about that, do you want to borrow some combination heartworm/Genome pills?"
"That's okay," Gaia replied, "my planet seems to be immune to them, at least for now. And the fleas are so funny to watch! I wouldn't want to get rid of them." He peered down through the magnifying glass once more. A little green creature with odd red hair walked straight into a tree, fell down, rubbed his head, got up, walked straight into the tree again, fell down, rubbed his head, got up, walked straight into the tree again, and fell down. Then a little black creature with a big hat and a blue coat set him on fire.
Terra sighed, "Whatever. So, I'll see you next Friday?"
"Sure, whatever."
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Now you know what was REALLY going on the whole time Terra and Gaia were "fusing"!!!!! Oh, and in case you couldn't decipher the conversation between Zidane and Dagger, here is a translation since I am fluent in Gibberish.
Zidane: Can I kiss you?
Dagger: Kiss? I don't think so. I don't know you very well.
Zidane: I WANNA KISS YOU!!!!!!
So there. Hey, at least you can say that THIS has NEVER been done before! Please review!
I don't own anything. Leave me alone.
Thought up by my friend MSN and I late at night while playing with yo-yos! Guaranteed to be incredibly stupid and pointless!
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One day the controllers of the universe were off controlling the universe. They held all of the planets on strings like little puppets, and a girl named Terra and a guy named Gaia decided to go out on a date. Terra brought along her pet planet and Gaia brought along his, but they could tell from the start that that their pets didn't get along. They pulled on their leashes with all their might, trying to get away from each other, but since their leashes were made of fresh pizza cheese, they "boinged" back toward each other and got stuck together.
"Hey!" Terra yelled, "Get your planet off my planet!"
"Your planet started it!" Gaia shouted, "IT'S EATING MY PLANET'S HEAD!!!!!"
Gaia's planet yelped in pain, "Arrrrmroow, kkeeebaas!!!"
"Ole! Yo como usted!!!" Terra's planet screamed. (translation: Yay! I eat you!)
"Hey!" Gaia exclaimed, "I didn't know your planet speaks Spanish!"
"I didn't know yours speaks gibberish!"
"It's not the most prominent language," Gaia explained, "But the fleas speak it a lot and I guess the planet picks it up from them."
"Eeeew! Your planet has fleas?" Terra inquired, "Well, I guess mine does have Genomes."
"Yes, sadly my planet has picked up some fleas. They are quite interesting, though." Gaia pulled out a magnifying glass and examines his planet's butt. A small creature with blonde hair and a tail and another small creature with long black hair and a bright orange jumpsuit are sitting around a campfire.
"Kama kish oo?" the little blonde one said.
"Kish? Anno inkso. Anno knowoo varee ell." The little black haired one replied.
"AH WANNA KISH OO!!!" the little blonde one yelled, and then proceeded to pounce on the little black-haired one.
Gaia put the magnifying glass away.
"They're quite vicious..." Terra mumbled, "but I can see how your planet speaks gibberish."
"Yes, well, ...HEY!" Gaia yelled, "All those little genomes are infesting my planet!"
Terra pulled her planet away, "Gee, I'm really sorry about that, do you want to borrow some combination heartworm/Genome pills?"
"That's okay," Gaia replied, "my planet seems to be immune to them, at least for now. And the fleas are so funny to watch! I wouldn't want to get rid of them." He peered down through the magnifying glass once more. A little green creature with odd red hair walked straight into a tree, fell down, rubbed his head, got up, walked straight into the tree again, fell down, rubbed his head, got up, walked straight into the tree again, and fell down. Then a little black creature with a big hat and a blue coat set him on fire.
Terra sighed, "Whatever. So, I'll see you next Friday?"
"Sure, whatever."
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Now you know what was REALLY going on the whole time Terra and Gaia were "fusing"!!!!! Oh, and in case you couldn't decipher the conversation between Zidane and Dagger, here is a translation since I am fluent in Gibberish.
Zidane: Can I kiss you?
Dagger: Kiss? I don't think so. I don't know you very well.
Zidane: I WANNA KISS YOU!!!!!!
So there. Hey, at least you can say that THIS has NEVER been done before! Please review!