Knights of the Enterprise: A Star Trek: TOS parody
Paramount owns Star Trek and the related merchandise, but I'm just taking these guys for a spin 'round the galaxy.
"Squire Sulu, engage thou warp factor seven." "'Tis already done, my liege. A large shudder hits the Enterprise. "Squire Scott, what has happened to thy warp power?" "Thou's antimatter conduits have blocked and no more warp plasma can be produced from thy warp core, therefore stranding us thy never reaches of space." "Friar Spock, what has thou sensors picked up from thy darkness of space?" "I have detected a vessel following thy at warp 5." "Maiden Uhura, hail thou vessel." "Thy communications channels are open my liege." "Attention thou accursed vessel, why are ye venturing into Federation territory? And art thou Klingon or Romulan? And why have ye put thou self at thy merciful hands of the Knight James T. Kirk of the Federation Castle ship Enterprise?" On Klingon ship: Klingon commander: "Do those Terrans really have to talk like that? Fire all torpedoes at them." And the Castle ship Enterprise was destroyed in a blinding flash of light and antimatter.
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