Returning to Hogwarts with the knowledge he had acquired over the summer was going to be a stressful matter. Now that he had read all of Mark Dice's works and watched Alex Jones entire catalogue, he couldn't view anything the same.
He had to prepare this year. The New World Order could happen anytime and Harry would be caught unawares. Not anymore. When they came for him... well let's just say harry had bought a gun or five. He would go down in a blaze of glory before surrendering to those Satanist, socialist scum.
On the train to Hogwarts he found an empty cabin and hid himself inside. He bolted the door closed and cast several privacy charms. He took a couple guns out of his pockets and inspected them before putting them back.
There was a sudden knock on the door and Harry held his breath. Was it the Illumaniti's assassins here to silence him?
"Harry.. I know you're in there. I'm so sorry about Sirius..."
No, it was just Hermione... but could she be trusted? He knew from her past stated opinions that she was left leaning. Had she been corrupted by the liberal elite? Had the scum turned her against Harry? Think Harry! Think! You have to save her!
"No! Don't be fooled by the lies!" Harry yelled through closed door while frantically clawing at his own face. "They fluoridated the water, Hermione! Fluoride is bad!" He could feel his eyes twisting in his skull. "9/11 was an inside job!" Urine started running down his legs.
"Harry, what are...?"
"The NWO is upon us!" Pure instincts took over and Harry slammed his head into the door many times. "Ahhhh! AHHHH!"
"Harry I'm going to get help!"
No, he had been foolish to trust her! He opened the door and threw a grenade.