BOLD: Stella ITALICS: Pillow! BOLD ITALICS: Stella and Pillow
Disclaimer: this is stupid. but if you didn't already know, we don't own twilight. OBVIOUSLY! shhh!! let them read the story already!
Bella POV
"I'm bored. Let's watch TV!" I exclaimed.
"Okay love." Edward said turning on the giant plasma TV on the wall opposite from us in his room.
"And I belie-," Barack Obama said, getting cut off by….JASPER?!?!?!
"Attention Americans. My name is Jasper Hale and I have a HEEE-UUUGGE announcement to make," There was quiet in the audience as they waited in stunned silence. "If you haven't already acknowledged it, I HAVE BEAUTIFUL HAIR! It's so shiny and poofy and wonderfully!" Jasper said while two big men came up behind him. They were wearing black shirts with the word SECURITY printed on them in big white letters.
"It's just so wonder-," Jasper said, getting cut off by the two men grabbing him.
"AAAAAHHHHHH!!!! HHEEEELLLPPPP!!!!!!! MY HAIR SHALL HAVE IT'S REVENGE!!!!!!" Jasper yelled, making a scene.
"Sure it will," one of the security guards said sarcastically.
"FIRE!!!!!!" Jasper shouted, and with that, there were the rest of the Cullens, firing at people with paintball guns.
And, for some crazy reason, me and Edward got paintballed. Through the TV. And so did Stephen Harper.
"So that's where they all were!" I yelled, realising why the house had been so quiet.
I got curious of why I got paintballed, so I stuck my finger into the TV and got sucked into an episode of the Care Bears.
A/N - Pillow: So, what did you think?, if you liked this, you'll love our other stories - hint hint - REVIEWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! PLEASE.
Luv ya!3 - Pillow and Stella.