Stone Cold Dimmsdale

by

mulege

Disclaimer: I do not own the fairly odd parents they belong to Butch Hartman and Nickelodeon

It was a dark and rainy day in Dimmsdale and I Timmy Turner age 38 was in my office watching the rain out my window watching it fall drop by drop as the blinds formed dark creases across my face.

It was a slow week and I had not gotten any cases since Francis the thug started threatening clients into silence.

It was then at this unusual time that I got a knocking at my door and as soon as I allowed the person entry I saw the beautiful figure of a stranger a stranger who goes by the name of deep toot.

"oh Mr turner I heard what happened with Francis the thug and I am sorry that all this happened but I need your help"

"im available at this time what do ya need toots?"

"well my uncle he is the one in trouble he was hustled in a speak easy by a hussy Known as Lady Tang"

"now lady tang and her thugs are holding him hostage until he pays up a cool million in cash!"

"well don't you worry your pretty little head Ill take the case and get your uncle back no problem"

it was then I stepped into my car a black 1934 Oldsmobile yes she was a beauty her curves almost as numerous as those of the beautiful woman who had walked through my door not to long ago.

The rain hit the windshield gently giving a tapping noise as I drove down 3rd avenue heading for the speakeasy that deep toot mentioned.

It was then that I drove up to the condemned building with the steel door and the slot that the bouncer used to prevent unwanted law men from finding out about the illegal activity going on within.

I walked up to the door and leaned against the wall then gave a tap tap on the door and the slot opened.

"Whats the password?"

"it's Orange tang"

"please enter"

I walked in the door and the site before me was a strange one there was a bar stocked with imported liquor, a billiards table with a few tables and chairs scattered around it, and a door that led into a back room which had a sign on it that read Authorized persons only.

I walked up to the bar and sat down there was a bartender on duty a scruffy looking man he had wrinkles and gray hair which would set the man at about 50.

his hands moved with the skill that can only come with years of tending bar and his arms appeared to be quite strong.

"one martini no ice"

The man set the drink down and I Sat there for what seemed like hours waiting to hear some tidbit of evidence or see something conspicuous.

It was then that the lovely Lady Tang Walked into the room her red dress was tight and showed off her curves she was so magnificent that almost any other man would have fainted at the sight of her.

It was then that she entered the back room and I got a glimpse of a man tied to a chair and her reaching for what looked like a whip.

I walked towards the door and sat down in a near by chair waiting for Lady Tang to leave the room so I could sneak in and slip Deep Toots Uncle out the back.

Then the opportunity came as Lady Tang left the room and left the bar it was then that while no one was looking I slipped into the back room and found the poor man bound and gaged with cuts in his clothing and skin.

I quickly Untied him and ushered him out the door into the alleyway and we slipped into my car as we drove off I saw two of Lady Tangs hired thugs trailing us as we tried to escape.

The rain was pouring down harder than before and a fog had rolled in from the sea reducing the road in front of me to just a few feet.

I started heading for the docks hoping to loose them in the warehouse district and as I made several short turns I managed to slip away while they became confused due to the fog.

As I headed up 11th street I made sure to go through a few alleyways just to be sure I wasn't followed and then I headed for my office 3 stories up I quickly locked my door and it was over I had completed one of the easiest cases I have had in a while.

I turned around only to find deep toot waiting for me

"I have to hand it to you Mr turner you saved my uncle from that swindler and got away with only a few scratches."

"I will have to recommend you to some of my friends and believe me I have friends in high places."

after that day I was sure this was only the beginning.