The Death Of Tuvok
Legal BS: I don't own any of this. The people at Paramount do. So don't sue me
(You wouldn't get much anyway.)
It was dark and stormy nights…oh wait sorry wrong show.
Janeway:(In a raspy possessed sort of voice begins yet another episode of the debacle that was Voyager) Captains log stardate 12345456.8 "I feel the urge to kill something growing with in me daily." "Could it be an alien virus?" "Could it be another badly timed twist thrown in at random just to get people to watch?" "Maybe it's the stress of being 10000 light-years from home." "Or maybe it's the constant whining of Nelix, the ever present philosophical BS from Chacotay…." "Its Tuvok! (Commercial break…. theme comes up….staring STARING! I have a hard time believing this show is STARING anyone…. Raisin bran commercial and we're back to the show) Janeway having held the same facial expression through-out the commercial (Isn't it cool how they can do that)
Takes a breath and continues. "Yes it must be him, no other crewman, crewwoman or crew it (hey you never know) has the ability to piss me of the way he does." "Yes, Tuvok must die!! MWA HA HA HA HA HA Shortly after… "Tuvok my little demon seed come to the bridge." Tuvok raised an eyebrow. He had of course heard it before, the humans seemed to have a problem with his pointy ears and slanted eyebrows, but Janeway had never said anything about it. "Crazy Bitch" he thought to himself. As he emerged from the turbo lift onto the bridge he noticed something a bit strange. Maybe it was the fact that the captain had a phaser to his head. "Captain is there a problem" "You damn right there is!" "I HATE YOUR SORRY VULCAN…" "Captain I fail to understand this sudden….ZAP! Tuvok's head fell to the ground with a thud. Janeway smiled sadistically, "I really hate Seven of Nine she thought to herself.
The End?
Legal BS: I don't own any of this. The people at Paramount do. So don't sue me
(You wouldn't get much anyway.)
It was dark and stormy nights…oh wait sorry wrong show.
Janeway:(In a raspy possessed sort of voice begins yet another episode of the debacle that was Voyager) Captains log stardate 12345456.8 "I feel the urge to kill something growing with in me daily." "Could it be an alien virus?" "Could it be another badly timed twist thrown in at random just to get people to watch?" "Maybe it's the stress of being 10000 light-years from home." "Or maybe it's the constant whining of Nelix, the ever present philosophical BS from Chacotay…." "Its Tuvok! (Commercial break…. theme comes up….staring STARING! I have a hard time believing this show is STARING anyone…. Raisin bran commercial and we're back to the show) Janeway having held the same facial expression through-out the commercial (Isn't it cool how they can do that)
Takes a breath and continues. "Yes it must be him, no other crewman, crewwoman or crew it (hey you never know) has the ability to piss me of the way he does." "Yes, Tuvok must die!! MWA HA HA HA HA HA Shortly after… "Tuvok my little demon seed come to the bridge." Tuvok raised an eyebrow. He had of course heard it before, the humans seemed to have a problem with his pointy ears and slanted eyebrows, but Janeway had never said anything about it. "Crazy Bitch" he thought to himself. As he emerged from the turbo lift onto the bridge he noticed something a bit strange. Maybe it was the fact that the captain had a phaser to his head. "Captain is there a problem" "You damn right there is!" "I HATE YOUR SORRY VULCAN…" "Captain I fail to understand this sudden….ZAP! Tuvok's head fell to the ground with a thud. Janeway smiled sadistically, "I really hate Seven of Nine she thought to herself.
The End?