Speech Therapy
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Part One: The Decision

I slumped my head down on the table. "Cicero, I didst not ken what thou
didst mention to me earlier." he complained. I buried my head in my arms,
holding back all fury and resisting the temptation to throw the Emperor out
of my office, perhaps via an open window.
"Cicero, thou didst not explain truly thine meaning."
"SHADDAP ALREADY!!" I cried finally.
Getting up out of my chair and towering over him in full height, I
decided to take matters into my own hands. "That does it fFou! I'm taking
you to see a speech therapist!" I cried, picking him up by the back of his
armour and dragging him out the door.

"Ne, where are you taking him?"
My friend, Rikage prodded the Emperor as he tailed us from my office.
"I'm gonna go fix his problem." I replied. "What problem?" Rik wondered,
still poking. "Couldst thou be so kind as to resist thine prodding and
request of Cicero to lower her grip on mine collar?" Fou-Lu said.
"That problem." I replied.
"Oh, okay. So who should we go to for help?" Rik asked.
"I dunno...summon with good gramar?" I replied.
"I know! Let's get someone else from BOF to help!" he said.
I nodded. That wouldn't be such a bad idea...

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*And there's the introduction! So who do we get to help correct Fou-Lu's
speech problem?

First off: Cray and Rei

Disclaimer: I don't own Fou, I don't own anyone from BOF but I do own Cicero
and Rikage