A/N okay please, please, please reveiw! Read and enjoy! Compleat crack fic! And remember: Keep calm and support drapple!
Dumbledore was just finishing up the reast of the start of term speech. "And may I make an anouncement: the board of goveners has prohibited any romantic relations with objects or animals, for example an apple. Only boys and girls children! Whichever is your preference."
Murmers spread through the hall like a wildfire.
"Who would want a relationship with an object? What's the point?"
"What weirdo would want an object for a girlfriend or boyfriend?"
"Well the board of goveners must have had a reason for this rule? I wonder who it will affect?"
"Silence!" thundered Proffessor Dumbledore. The hall quieted down. "Now it does not matter why they made this rule or who it will affect what matters most is that you follow it! Now all of you go to your dormitreys, I am sure you are all very tierd and very sleepy. Goodnight!"
Up alone in his bedroom, in the slytherin dungens, Draco Malfoy was in an uproar, talking to himself and his apple.
"They want me to give up my apple! I bet this was fathers fault! He never did like my apple when I introduced them this summer! I knew it was too early!" he said " Their just jealous my apple loves me and not them! Especialy Dumbledore! I saw him the other day! The old coot! He proberly wants to make a move on my apple! But I will never give up my apple and she loves me and only me!"
The next morning: Draco sat at the slytherin table holding his apple all the while glaring at Dumbledore.
'Stupid old coot, looking at my apple! He will never have her!'
Dumbledore noticed Draco holding his apple very tight and glaring at him! 'Poor boy! He still hasen't seen sense and given up his apples. Lucius is going to go mad...'
Draco happly walked out with his apple. Dumbledore followed him and got Madame Ponfrey to be on hold, for he had a feeling this was going to end badly.
"Draco...I'm afraid that I'm going to have to take away your apples."
"What? Why?" Draco wailed.
"Well...Draco it's against the rules."
"Your just jealous that she loves me and not you! You want to destroy our love!" Draco screamed at him.
"Oh dear. I knew this woulden't end well...Madame Ponfrey?"
"I'm on it!" she called back at that moment wreastling a kicking and screaming Draco.
Suddently at the worst possible moment Lucius Malfoy appared while Draco was clinging on his apple for dear life.
Madame Ponfrey despertly trying to pull him back.
"If I end up with any half-plant grandchildren you are so done Dumbedore!"
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