Hiya peoplez! This is my first Naruto fic and I hope you like it. It is NaruHina and TailsxCream. So it's a Naruto/ Sonic +over. The story's going to be better then this lame-ass summery, so, here goes. And for future reference, Deidara is a girl.
Disclaimer: Yeah, if I owned Naruto I'd be half way to ruling the world as my friends know, I am only 1/3 way to ruling it. Anyway get your lawyers off my lawn before I sick Stewie on them!
Naruto was walking through the forest, recalling what he did on his first solo mission. His mission was too take out a group of bandits that where plaguing northern fire country. Not the most exciting thing you could do as a ninja of Konoha.
"Man! I can't believe it! My first mission, flying solo, and all I had to do was beat up some stupid bunch of losers!"
Yes, Naruto was a bit disappointed. He was hopping to do something harder; this was the hardest mission the council had for that day. He even found his first kiss in the bandit camp. The criminals had taken a bunch of hostages from the nearby village. After he set them free, one crazy girl yelled "MY HERO!" ran up, and glomped him right on the lips. He was so surprised; he jumped over the walls of the camp and ran halfway back to Konoha, without even getting his pay.
Naruto sighed heavily.
'obaa-chan's going to kill me,' He thought as he looked at the ground. One of the fifth Hokage's faults was an obsession with money and gambling almost as big as Naruto's appetite for ramen.
"Oh-well. At least I know what it's like to have fans" He laughed slightly at this.
As he came up to the last stretch of road before the gigantic Konoha gates, he looked around, admiring the nature around the huge city.
'Wait! What am I doing!' he thought as he noticed he was hungry 'If I hurry I can get-' "RAMEN!" He yelled that last part out as he took off running toward the Konoha entrance. Sure, the gates were closed but that wasn't going to stop him. He pumped chakra into his feet as he ran up to the wall. He ran up the wall so easily, some one from are world would be tempted to try to defy the laws of physics along with him. Anyway, once he reached the top, he jumped off, taking full view of the city, and landed on a building a bit to the East. He was mad set on getting to that godly food and nothing was going to stop him. Or so he thought. Wait, yeah not even a charging rhino can keep Naruto from his food. What was I thinking?
Right after Naruto had jumped over the gates, a couple of guards who happen to be at the gate and looked up and saw him as an orange blur.
"That's it, isn't it?" asked the first guard. "Yeah. You wanna go tell it" answered the second guard. "No way! I'm not getting near that thing!" Proclaimed the first guard. "Well, someone has to. I swear. I was hopping our next Hokage would do something about that monster." Said the second guard, sighing.
There was an odd silence for about 45 seconds.
"Rock, paper, scissors?" Asked the first guard, suddenly going chi-bi.
"HELL YEAH!" Yelled the also chi-bi second guard.
So they played for a while, but they planed on them both ending each round in a tie, all the while taking quick glances at the guard station next to them.
"Once, twice-' "ALRIGHT I'LL DO IT JUST SHUT UP!" Came a huge roar that seemed to shake the whole city. After a couple of seconds, a crash, a curse, a groaning-in-pain noise, and a couple more seconds, A steaming mad Iruka walked out of the guard station, and started walking down the road to the Ichiraku. He didn't see it, but the two guards smacked fists and made silent cheers and then went into the station for a not deserved rest.
So Iruka was walking down the Konoha main street, thinking of how he was going to kill those guards.
'Lets see now. What's the best way to do this? Oh! I know kill those temes with a knife in the back! No, no that wont do……… What if I tie them up, gouge there eyes out, slowly cut off there arms and……….wait. Why is everyone staring at me?'
It was true. He was so mad; he didn't notice he was talking aloud until everyone was staring at the teacher. One mom had actually told her little boy to go home because she didn't want her little boy hearing that.
"Oh, ahhh… Did….Did I say that out loud?"
Everyone nodded
And it was here that Iruka took a page out of Naruto's book. He put his hand behind his head and tried to laugh it off, but everyone just kept staring at him as if he had gone criminally insane.
"Well I'll just…um….go over THERE!" He yelled and ran the rest of the way to Ichiraku. Everyone just shrugged for a second and went on with their daily business. This
place didn't need anyone more "nutties" but who where they to deny him a home.
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So Iruka finally made it to Ichiraku and hoped nothing would come out of the clear blue sky to distract him further luckily, nothing did. Lets fix that! So Lee came out of the ally next to the Ichiraku, as Iruka prayed to Kami above that he would just pass him by. Sorry man, not in my world!
"Iruka! Just the man I wanted to see."
'oh great. This fuzzy-browed baka. What the hell does he want?'
"Well this fuzzy-browed baka wants to show you the newest, best, truthful, and way-more-hip-then-Kakashi religion" (he holds up a small black book)
Iruka takes a close look at the book
"The holy Gaible?"
"YOSH! This book recognizes Gai as the one true god and YADDA-YADDA BLAH, BLAH, BLAH" was all Iruka herd before he dashed into the ramen bar.
"Gai-sensei, I failed to inspire Iruka' he said in a sad guy pose in front of his portable sunset backdrop 'I will not fail again!"
"Itadakimasu!" (Not sure if I spelled that right) Yelled Naruto before he dug in. But Iruka wasn't looking at him. He was busy trying to find the top of the huge stack of ramen bowls next to Naruto's current bowl and fell backwards from looking up.
Naruto herd the "thud" Iruka made when he fell and turned around.
"Iruka-sensei! Pull up a chair. Let me get you some ramen"
"Thank you Naruto. Miso please"
"Coming right up Iruka" in almost no time a bowl of freshly made ramen sat in front of the special jonin. He grabbed a pair of chopsticks and dug in.
"Hey Naruto- (Naruto looks at him) –I'm actually hear on business and not 'cause I'm hungry. Hokage-sama wants to see you" Said Iruka, now turning serious
"Obaa-chan? I wonder why." Naruto answered with some noodles hanging from his mouth.
"Don't know but it sounded important."
"Really? Well then, I should get over there fast" He said goodbye and ran out of the bar.
"Sir?" Ayame asked
"Yes Ayame-san" Iruka asked
"That will be 6,945,783 Ryo please" She said with a smile
Iruka started sweating bullets and held up his hands "Well….um…you see……um….ahhh"
'Damn you Kakashi what are you teaching that kid'
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Naruto was rooftop-hopping toward the Hokage tower, but decided to take a detour to the bridge that leads to team 7's training area. As he lands there, he is greeted with a warm welcome.
"YOUR LATE!" Yelled Sakura
"Sakura. Its no big deal. At least he's earlier then Kakashi." Sasuke said in a monotone voice
"Your right Sasuke-kun, I was over reacting" Sakura said
'kiss-up,' both Naruto and Sasuke thought
And then a poof of smoke was herd and out came Kakashi.
"Good morning Kakashi-sensei" Said Naruto and Sakura together
"Good morning children" said Kakashi. "Hey Naruto, didn't one of the guards tell you to see the Hokage?"
"Well, Iruka did. I just wanted to stop by here first. You know. To tell you guys I wouldn't be showing up" Naruto said rather quickly.
"I think we should go along with you." Kakashi said thoughtfully.
"WHAT! WHY!" Cried Sakura. As you may have guessed, when she heard she wouldn't see Naruto, she saw this as a time to get closer to Sasuke. And now she felt like her hopes and dreams got hit with a big silver hammer and fell to pieces. HAH!
"Because Ms. Hokage said whatever Naruto will be doing has a high failure chance and can impact Konoha for years to come" It was to be admired that Kakashi said this with a straight face. Naruto suddenly got wide eyed and teary "Wow. Obaa-chan must really have confidence in me"
"I'm up for some action" Said Sasuke, now getting anxious. "Alright! Lets get to the tower already" Said an impatient Sakura 'No ones ganna hurt Sasuke while I'm around! CHA!' Said inner Sakura…or thought…whatever. Anyway, they walked to the Hokage tower.
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So they where walking up the stairs to the Hokage's office. The two ninjas standing guard let them pass, and of course, Naruto barged in yelling "Obaa-chan" which earned him a swift punch, knocking him back a few feet. Kakashi looked down at the dazed boy and said, "You know, you should have learned by now" "I dunno. I kind of like him like this" Said Sasuke as he lightly kicked Naruto in the head waking him up.
"Dattebayo," Naruto said in a low voice while grasping the back of his head in pain. "Come ON Tsunade! Cant you take a joke!"
"Would you just get in here! This is important!" Tsunade said going ani-mad. (My word for anime mad) They all filed in, wondering what the big news was.
Tsunade pushed a button on her desk which activated the speaker also on her desk. "Shizune, your lesson is over. Get in here" She said into the speaker. Moments later the black haired bodyguard came in with an annoyed look on her face. "You don't have to be so rude," She said. She looked back through the door way. "Come on. You don't have to be shy," She said through it with a smile on. Out of the door way came a blushing Hinata with Tonton in her arms.
"H-hello N-N-Naruto-K-Kun" She said, shy as ever.
"Hi Hinata! I didn't expect you to be here!" He said, not picking up on the blush
"I-I've been T-taking he-healing jutsu lessons from Shizune-sensei"
"Great! I bet you'll be an awesome medic. Plus you've got that cool Juken fighting style AND that byakugan" This of course making her blush deepen.
"Hum? Hey Hinata? Are you ok? Maybe you should lie down" He said with concern mistaking the blush for light headedness
"We don't have time for that!" Yelled Tsunade. "Look. You guys have to get the mission description and start right away!"
Kakashi looked at the already blushing Hinata and said, "Tsunade-sama, why don't you let Hinata go with them? This would be a good time to try out her healing skills and as Naruto said, she is very well rounded. She would make a good addition to the team, that is, if its ok with you guys"
"Awesome! Hinata is a great ninja, and one of my precious people." Naruto said with enthusiasm.
"As long as we can actually start I'll say yes." Sasuke said, starting to get impatient.
"Finally! Another girl on the team!" Sakura yelled with excitement.
"Ok Tsunade. Looks like it's settled. Why don't you tell us what this mission is all about?"
"Ok. This mission will be done in two parts. The first will just be research' Naruto frowned 'and the second will be field work in neutral territory in between the fire country and Sound. It turns out Naruto has a couple of living siblings and- But that's all Naruto heard. He began to sway and his heart started to beat fast. He saw memories of himself getting shunned by the rest of the village. The pain of getting beaten for seemingly no reason at every turn, and the anger as people laughed at his dreams. He had siblings? What if his siblings thought of him as a monster, like most of the village, or dead? What if his siblings had gone through the same torment he had? It was too much for him. He just shut off and passed out.
"NARUTO!" Everyone shouted and rushed to him. Except Sasuke who just looked at him. "Yup. I definitely like him better like this." (Sasuke you bustard!)
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"Whoa….. I had the strangest dream!" Naruto said, as he was waking up. The scene was the Hokage's office around midday. "What was it about?" Asked a bored as hell Kakashi. The only one in the office who didn't look board was Hinata who was blushing like crazy! She was looking at Naruto without his shirt on, trying to push un-Hinata like, hormone made, thoughts out of her head. (And wasn't doing very well) If your wondering why Naruto's abs where on display, It's because shortly after he passed out, Shizune suggested he get more air, easer, by taking his shirt off.
"Well first, Obaa-chan said I have siblings, then I saw a flashback of Hinata's fight. 'cept this time, when the fight started, Hinata threw a collar around Neji's neck and started whipping him yelling, 'say my name btch!' and then, Neji and Lee did a duet of that "I'm to sexy" song and THEN-
"Naruto' Tsunade interrupted, 'that first part of your "dream" with the siblings, was real. You have a blood-related sister and what could be thought of as a younger brother."
"Why….Why didn't I already know?" Naruto asked looking spaced out again.
"We didn't want one of our ninja going rouge on a world wide trip-especially with Akisuki after you."
"I've got a question.' Said Sasuke 'you said this mission had a low percentage of success. Why? If all we need to do is research."
"Maybe I should start at the beginning." She said looking royally pissed 'This shouldn't have taken so long'
"To tell you this story you will all be sworn to secrecy. In order to tell you this, you will need to know an S-class secret. If anyone finds out and I find out its one of you who told them, I will strip them of their ninja rank, and be dropped from the ninja program, permanently! Do I have your word? You wont tell anyone?' everyone nodded 'ok. Here goes.
"It all happened when the nine tailed fox attacked. The story you know, how the fox raged through the city, destroying all in its path, is true. Up until when the fourth showed up on Gamabuta. He couldn't beat the thing, so instead, he sealed it."
"Wait a minute! How would it make a difference if he sealed it in something? The monster can't get out." Sakura asked
"Not something Sakura, someone. The Shiki Fujin seal had some conditions. One was the person used for summoning had to be born on that day and Two, the sealer must sacrifice himself. The only person in this entire village with the birthday of October, 10 is-
"Me" Naruto said with his head down.
All the genin gasped.
"Y-you had K-kyuubi sealed inside of you? From b-birth." Said Sakura
"Yeah Sakura-chan. But I think he's changed. He often says he wishes he could do that over. And he lends me some of his chakra."
"N-Naruto-kun. I…... I'm so s-sorry"
"Its ok Hinata-chan. Your one of the only people who ever showed me kindness. I'm grateful to have you as a friend" after he said this, he hugged her. She started blushing and put her head on his shoulder. 'Naruto-kun, I only respect you more'
"Even if he has a monster inside, he's still Naruto" Said Sasuke with a smile
"I'm not so sure" Sakura said pointing at him
'Oh, no. I was afraid of this' thought Tsunade.
"W-what do you mean?" Naruto asked with a worried look and letting go of Hinata to her dismay.
"Kyuubi is inside Naruto, Doesn't that make Naruto a monster' Sakura was pointing at Naruto' The Kyuubi attack killed my dad! That means…..Y-you" She had tears in her eyes and was backing up to Sasuke. Sasuke put his hand on her shoulder.
"Sakura, just because Naruto has Kyuubi inside of him doesn't make him resp-'
"NO! You don't know no what its like to loose a loved one!"
"Do you know what its like to never have met them?" Said Naruto
"At least you have someone left" Said Sasuke also annoyed by Sakura's response.
"Sakura-san! I'm surprised at you!" Said Hinata, with new found courage.
"Sakura, we haven't covered seals yet so you only know the basics of what they taught you in the academy, but Naruto is Naruto and Kyuubi is Kyuubi the have no effect on each other."
'She mistook me for you? That's almost an insult!' said kyuubi snickering in his mind
'Oh shut up you stupid fox' Said Naruto already busy with the outside of his mind.
"O-ok I'm sorry Naruto" Said Sakura.
"Its ok, Sakura-chan" he said.
"Ok, back to the story' Tsunade started 'Naruto even the story you know was slightly altered. When the Kyuubi was being sealed by the 4th and the Death god, they ran into a problem. There just wasn't enough room in Naruto to put the Chakra in.' She saw the confused looks. 'Ok then, let me give you a crash course in sealing. You see, Chakra wise, Humans are huge, five times the size of the village. Normally, we wouldn't have that huge chakra capacity, but we have something that gives us an edge over beasts. Free will. The free will to train until we drop, or the free will to protect the people you love. It expands our chakra exponentially. But it can only have an impact on your chakra in times where free will is all you have at the moment. In Naruto's case, The Kyuubi chakra comes out, is Sakura's case, that second personality giver her strength. Still, despite the huge chakra capacity of humans, there was simply to much chakra to seal. So a shadow clone of Naruto was made to put the rest of the chakra into. As you can imagine, a simple clone has much less fortitude then a person, but that was changed when the Kyuubi went in. You see, unlike Naruto, it wasn't the Kyuubi itself sealed into this clone. It was just Chakra, and there was no seal. The Kyuubi chakra fused with this clone making it a living, breathing, person that wouldn't go away in one punch. However, there was a couple of drawbacks. One was that the chakra morphed his body. He had fur all over his body in the same color Naruto has hair. He also had a white patch in the middle. He also sprouted fox ears on his head, actual whiskers, and oddest of all, two tails. (yeah that's right! Bet you never thought of the similarities between Naruto and Tails) He sill however could walk on two feet, and had a human mind that was powered by the Kyuubi. Now, think of all the pain Naruto has gone through. Now imagine how much worse it would be if he looked like that.' Every one knew it'd be much worse then it was. "So we sent him to a world where Human-animal hybrids and humans lived together and chakra doesn't exist. After you find the location of Naruto's sister, you 5 will be heroes, praised everywhere as the first ninjas to go to another world. As for your sister, our ninjas and Anbu will handle it. You just focus on your little brother."
"Little brother? I thought you said he was made at the same time as I was born." Asked Naruto, trying to take in everything that had been said.
"Well, he is still a clone so he used to mature a lot slower then you do. The first 4 years of his life, the chakra didn't let him grow for some reason, so right now, he's only 8…….Oh, and one more thing, he doesn't know he is from our world. We bribed a man of power in their world to say he killed the boy's parents." Tsunade finished.
"That's terrible! Does that mean he's been living a lie? And he's only eight? That poor little boy…" Said Sakura, with worry.
"First things first. Go down stairs to the Hokage library of records. You will find more about your sister there."
The Genin left the room only leaving Kakashi and Tsunade.
"You know, you still didn't tell Naruto the full story" Said Kakashi, monotone as usual.
"I know, but if he knows that he'll be crushed" She answered.
"I think Naruto already has a big sister" Said Kakashi as he left.
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If you were to go into the library of records at 12:45 PM that day, you would see 4 genin and a jounin reading scrolls as big as they were. Each scroll had a picture, name, and birth date of the person on it. Scroll after scroll was littered throughout that section as each of the ninjas worked in silence.
After about an hour, a single voice was heard.
"Ano…..N-Naruto-kun? I th-think I found your clan…." Said Hinata, as she blushed at the naked baby picture of Naruto that was on the scroll.
"Really Hinata-chan! THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!" He yelled as he ran to her and looked over her shoulder and saw the picture.
"Hey, how'd you know that's me?" Naruto said looking at the picture
"Well…..The birth day it has on here says October 10……And you have the same B-blond h-hair and b-b-blue eyes" She said blushing that Naruto's head was so close to hers.
By now, every one had gathered around the scroll.
"Awwwww. You were such a cute baby!" Said Kakashi, pinching Naruto's cheek.
"…..Shut up" He said going Ani-mad.
"Ok. So we just have to go back a few years….." Said Kakashi as he trailed his finger up the list, going back. For 6 years (IN THE LIST! IT DIDN'T TAKE THEM SIX YEARS TO READ IT!), they saw the people of Naruto's clan, which was aptly named, Kitsune. Meaning it was the fox clan. So after they were six years before Naruto's birth, they saw a picture of a girl with the same piercing blue eyes as Naruto and blond hair tied up in a long red tube in the back and in the front, her hair arched forward like Ino's.
"That's her right?" Asked Naruto, seeing the resemblance.
"Looks like it" said Sasuke.
"Alright. Lets go tell Hokage-sama we found her." Said Sakura
"I'm one step closer to finding my family." Said Naruto as they filed out of the large room.
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"So this is her?" Asked Tsunade. The gang was back in her office waiting to find out how they were going to break the laws of time and space to get to another world. Anyway, Tsunade was looking at the picture that they took from the scroll with Naruto's family.
"Alright, we'll find out more about her as you guys find Naruto's brother"
"um Tsunade?... How should I say this... How are we going to break the laws of time and space to teleport to another world?" Asked Kakashi. He was getting slightly interested and had finally put his book down.
"Well, Naruto's clan was the one to perfect that smoke-teleport jutsu. (You know. The one the ANBU always use) If anyone will know it's them" Said Tsunade,
answering Kakashi's question.
"But Hokage-sama, Naruto's clan is long dead. How will we find out from them?" Asked Sakura
"Well, Sakura, you see, Naruto's clan were great inventors. They pioneered in technology that, given the right time, could revolutionize the way we all live. Sadly, they all died in the Kyuubi attack. But, just in case something happened to their clan, they made a shrine in the woods that only an Uzumaki can enter. They wanted their inventions to out live them. This shrine, however, was made before the village of sound was, so, right now, its in neutral turf in between. We are almost certain they made a teleportation device. This shrine is your mission objective." Finished Tsunade. "Now get ready. You are to leave as soon as possible."
"HAI!" Said the 5 Konoha nins.
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20 miles from the Konoha border:
"Ok, kids. We should be coming up on the target." Said Kakashi.
"Hey, Sakura-chan?" asked Naruto. "Yeah?" "Do you know why we haven't me any sound nins?" "I think I know. This is neutral terrain. If the sound sent ninja here, it would make Konoha feel threatened and fight them here." "oh. But I thought a fight with Konoha is what Oruchimaru wanted." "Well I don't know. Maybe he's not ready for a war yet"
Suddenly, Kakashi came to a big rock in a large meadow. This bolder had a spiral symbol on it with a small blue crystal in the center.
"well, how do we get in?" Asked Sasuke. "I think I know. Naruto come here." Naruto walks to the front of the Spiral. "Place your finger on the crystal." Said Kakashi.
"Well, ok but I don't see how that would move a giant rock." Answered Naruto.
Naruto placed his finger on the blue crystal and a large flash of blue light quickly turned on, blinding them all.
"ARG! I cant see!" Yelled Sasuke, clutching his eyes.
"Me neither!" Yelled Naruto. He was right in front of the stone when it was drenched in light so his eyes would be useless for a little bit. He was also trying to run back to his companions but trips.
"Oof- waaaaah mnnnnnnn" yelled Naruto as he tripped and landed. He landed on some thing soft, about his size, and…….Purple? Hey his eyes were starting to come back!
Any Way, if your still confused, I'll just tell you what happened. As the bright flash happened, everyone but Kakashi was blinded. Naruto, startled, ran back to where he was, Unknown that a certain white-eyed, Naruto loving, konoichi had moved to where he was to get a better look. He ran back, bumped into her, fell on her, and accidentally kissed her. (the "Oof" is for bumping into her, the "waaaaaah" is for falling, the "mnnnnnn" is for kissing)
As everyone's eye sight started to return, Naruto and Hinata saw themselves kissing. (YAY!) Naruto quickly got off of her. Now he mistook her blush for anger ( come on, people! He has been with Sakura for most of his ninja career. The only "blush" I can see Sakura having in font of Naruto is the one right before she upper-cuts him into the next state!) And hoped he hadn't killed her. Naruto kept waving his arms around yelling "I'm sorry!" over and over, despite the fact that she had fainted.
"Well, Kakashi-sensei, what should we do?" Asked Sakura
"Well, that finger print crystal probably stopped any traps that might have been set to protect this place from ninjas outside of the Kitsune clan. Naruto, pick her up so we can go in."
Naruto obliged. He hadn't disliked the kiss at all.
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Naruto, Sasuke, Kakashi, Sakura, and still asleep Hinata were in a triangular shaped room that had a low shelf that had inventions, what their names were, and what they did were unruly shelved on each one. Naruto had found a chair to put Hinata in, while he "tested" some of the more devious inventions on Sasuke.
"COME ON SASUKE! I JUST WANT TO TRY THIS ON YOU!"
Naruto had what looked like a green pistol with a plate on the end. It was called an emotion controller. Naruto wanted to see Sasuke as a happy-go-lucky flower boy.
"NOOO! I MUST STAY BROODING AND COOL!" Yelled Sasuke in response.
Sasuke decided that the only way to avoid looking like an idiot was to fight fire with fire. He grabbed hold of the biggest invention he could find without bothering to read what it did. It looked like a rifle with a green barrel tip and was silver. He fired it at Naruto, drenching him from head to toe in (wouldn't you know it?) ramen.
Naruto grabbed the rifle as tears began to fall from his eyes. He put the rifle back, not wanting to anger whatever merciful god made the instrument, and tried to find that insta-ramen off. After he was fully dry, he saw a new invention. It looked like a microwave with a silver box on top and panel not unlike the blue one they saw outside, except this one had a hand on it and was bigger. What confused him was the description. 'Chao maker. Uses your DNA to make a Chao'. Naruto's curiosity got the best of him as he put his hand on the panel. A flash was flashed inside the silver box and a little ting was heard. Naruto opened the small door, not knowing what to expect. As the smoke cleared, a large orange, blue, and yellow egg. He took the egg and looked at it all over.
"So we can have breakfast now?" As if the egg was afraid of being eaten, it started to shake
"Ne, Hinata-chan? What's going on?" Naruto asked, not knowing if he should be scared or not. "I th-think its hatching!" She answered.
POP!
A small animal that looked like it had an eggplant for a head busted out of the top of the egg and started to fly around the room. Just like the description said, it had a strange resemblance to Naruto. On its head, there were two small fox ears poking out of blond, spiky hair and his body was a bright orange. He had two large blue eyes and a small fox tail. "CHAO!" it shouted as it finished flying and landed in Naruto's hair. Everyone looked at Naruto for about five seconds.
Three….. two….. one
'what?'
"HEY! That thing was so cute! I want one!"
"Are they useful in battle?"
"Maybe they can hold my novels for me!"
As everyone pushed themselves to the machine, Naruto was thrown to the side. His new found Chao, stood next to his face and tried to push him back to his feet but to no avail.
"chao…" it said in defeat and sat next to him.
Hinata walked over to the dazed Naruto. "Ano, Naruto-kun are you o-ok?"
"Sure Hinata-chan. You're the only one who didn't run up to push me to the side! Thanks. Hey want to see my little um…."
"Chao" Said the creature.
"Right that" Finished Naruto.
"O-ok N-Naruto-kun"
As they sat down, a question came to Hinata's mind. "Naruto-kun, what's his name?"
"I haven't decided yet. Do you have any ideas?" Hinata's blush deepened (ok, just think that whenever Hinata is around Naruto, she has a blush.) this was like how she imagined them naming a child. Ok, so it was in a nice house instead of a cave, but hey, same Naruto. "Well he l-looks l-like you Naruto-k-kun" "Hey,' he said unusually quiet, 'I just noticed, your blushing…." Hinata sat with her mouth agape. Was he getting closer? Is that a blush on his face?
BOOM!
Both Naruto and Hinata spun around, making a small spiral appear over their little chao. Sakura, Sasuke, and Kakashi stood there just blinking. They had black dust covering half of them and the invention that makes chao was no where to be seen. (The thing exploded people!)
"HAHHAHAHA! Serves you right!" Naruto Said as he flipped over laughing.
"GRRRRR…….narUTO!" re, Naruto had nothing to do with the thing exploding, but it sure wasn't her fault (coughyesitcoughwascough sorry, I'm allergic to bull sh!t) good thing Kakashi held her back.
Sasuke was embarrassed. He wanted to change the subject. Quickly. Look, can we just go?
"uhhh, fine." Kakashi walked over to the portal on the other side of the room. It was a large circular ring with insignias on the sides and a panel to the right. He read the description. 'Far gate (SO not copywrited). Got to parallel universes."
"So how do we work it when we don't know where Naruto's brother is?" Asked Sasuke.
"Maybe it has some sort of password……ICHA-ICHA!" Nothing happened.
"1 3 54zk3'5 1337 5k177z," Shouted Sakura. (and no, that's not just random letters and numb3rs. If you can get it right in a REVIEW, you will see a sneak-peak at the next chapter! And a cookie)
Everyone looks at Sakura. "It's a fangirl thing" She replied to the stairs.
"Ohhhh" Said everyone now understanding. Except Sasuke, that is. "God, I hate fangirls"
"beep, beep, beep password accepted"
"NANI?" Naruto shouted. "Well what were you thinking of, Ramen?" Asked Sakura. "Maybe…….yes" Naruto was now imitating Hinata's finger poke gesture, making her giggle. 'huh? I've never heard Hinata's laugh…… I like it when she laughs' thought Naruto.
"beep, beep, beep. Pick a universe you wish to visit or a specific item or person you wish to find"
"N-Naruto-kun's b-brother," said Hinata.
"beep, beep, beep present DNA identification"
Sasuke plucked a hair from Naruto, making him wince, and put it on the panel.
'that's right, puny flesh bags. Do as I say and get used to it because one day I will get out of this putrid and cramped yet homey machine I will-
"You're ganna what?" asked Naruto.
"Beep, beep, beep I said nothing…….." ' curse a robots inability to keep thoughts to himself'
"Heard that too."
"Beep, beep, beep goddamnit!"
"Can we please just go through you to that other universe" asked Sakura.
"Ano, p-please Mr. Robot, s-sir, may we pwease got th-through you' she looks up at him showing the cwutest puppy-dog eyes you will never see. 'pwease?" This was all Hinata, just for the record. Everyone just watched her with a sweat drop. ('Cept Naruto)
"Beep, beep, beep well aren't you just the cutest thing? There just may be some hope for you humans and-
"AHHHH! HELP!"
Everyone looks back to see Sasuke with his head in a vacuum jumping back and forth. Everyone just burst out laughing while Sakura went to help him out yelling, "54zk3 1 wi11 h31p y0u" or something like that. I'm not to good in fangirl.
"beep, beep, beep, never mind, look, here's the universe you want just leave and take vacuum –face with you." A light green (not blue) aura came up in the far gate.
"Grrrrr, I'm going to destroy you when I get back" growled Sasuke
"beep, beep, beep, you cant or you will lose all ability to travel to different worlds" and then the robot stuck its tongue at Sasuke.
Naruto sweat-dropped. "Did that thing just- "No time lets go" Kakashi and Sakura pushed Naruto and Sasuke through the far gate and Hinata just ran after them.
"beep, beep, beep, stupid flesh bags"
Our heroes now had a huge feeling of rushing until they finally landed knocking them out.
AS Hinata woke up a bit later she saw the snoozing Naruto-like chao in her arms. She saw they were in some kind of garden with other, more plain like chaos and her companions snoring.
"Hey! Who are you!" She turned not knowing who to expect.
Can I get a CLIFF!
Ok, My first Naruto fic. Plz review. If you don't my hopes and dreams will be crushed. Great now I'm not getting any. But I wasn't kidding about my sneak-peak thing.
And right now I am holding a vote to see the little naru-chao's name. here are your choices:
1.Naru
2. ramen
3. naru-chao
4. tell me one in a review and I will add it.
But please be a little strict I don't want zomg! 4w50m3 fi(! 1337! And I do take requests.
This hole section is part of the story. Just to you rule enforcers