It was a bright and sunny day. On a tropical island in the Bahamas. A shadowy figure walked up to the camera. "Hola amigos! It is I, Chris Mclain, Here for an exciting new season of Total Drama! In this season, our contestants will be competing on the tropical island Woscica! Here, they will go through Total Drama's most dangerous challenges yet. But this time, they're not competing for a million dollars. No, there competing for… One. Billion. Dollars!" A boat pulls into the dock, containing all the contestants.
"Wow! Real cabins made of gold! An actual dock and not just a few wooden planks! No sight of Bony Island!" Gwen said, super exited. "Well, heh heh. About that." Chris said, with a tone of delight in his voice. The cabins blew up. "WHAT!" Everyone screamed. "Thats right campers! This season, you get to build your own cabins. We did an extensive search into your architectural history, and found that none of you are skilled at construction. But before that, let me show you your teams.
A Smart-Board on a cart rolled in front of the campers. A chart showed up. It had a green logo of a lion with a monocle, and a red logo of a goat with a tophat. "This season, the teams are the Luxurious Lions, and the Greedy Goats. On the Lions, is… Lindsay, Beth, Owen, Izzy, Duncan, Courtney, Gwen, Cody, Sierra, Heather, Alehandro, and Harold! So that leaves the goats, with Leshawna, Sadie, Katie, Justin, Geoff, Bridget, Eva, Ezekiel, Noah, Tyler, DJ, and Trent! So have fun building your new homes!" Chris walked away with a big grin.
The lions were at their cabin, arguing about building. "How are we gonna get this together? Lets see… Ah Ha! Lets use super glue from naughty steves school for boarding up evil ninja doors." Harold said with a calm voice. "No." Duncan simply said. "I know! We could stitch it together with cody flesh!" Sierra said excitedly. "What?!" Cody said, scared. "Obviously, we need to think of a real plan. How about we steal construction tools from chef?" Heather said in a demanding tone of voice. Before anyone could move, Duncan ran off, holding a duffle bag.
Meanwhile on the goats side, Eva was running a strict boot camp style operation, forcing everyone to cram the broken pieces together. "And if any of you wimps chicken out, you can be happy to know your deaths will be in vain." Eva said, angrily. "Chickens? Where?!" Tyler said, scared to death. Eva punched Tyler in the face. But the punch was so brutal, Tyler was sent into a coma. "Oh no! You killed a man! Thats some messed up stuff!" DJ yelled, scared and angry at the same time.'
In chef's new golden quarters, he has a jar with construction tools located inside of it. Duncan stealthily sneaked to the jar, only to be confronted with sawblades moving at mach 5 speeds. Duncan grabbed the jar, even with a bloody arm from the sawblade. He ran out of the lodge, and ran to his team. "Took you long enough circus freak!" Heather yelled at Duncan. The group started building. A shadow rushed quickly past the group. "What the?" Harlod calmly said.
Several hours passed, and the groups finished construction. Chris came to evaluate the cabins. He looked at the Goats first. "Hmm… Rushed, sloppy, mediocre. You could do better. Now to see the Lions. Quality, Good as new, amazing. We have our winners!" "Yeah!" All the lions screamed. "And on this season, the winning team of a challenge gets a fancy trip to Club Chris. A five star club located on the island next to this one! Goats, i'll see you at the campfire.
The goats were sitting on the stools, waiting for chris to announce the loser. Chris walked up to a golden podium. "You all showed mediocrity in todays challenge, so I have to give you marshmallows, to prove who is better than the rest." An ER machine came to the ceremony, carrying Tyler. "The marshmallows go to…
Sadie
Katie
Leshawna
Justin
Geoff
Bridgette
DJ
Ezekiel. Never saw that one coming
Noah
Trent
Tyler, you're on the chopping block for getting very hurt
Eva, you're on the chopping block for hurting Tyler
And the final marshmallow go's to…
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Tyler has the majority of the votes, but since the law say's he can't be disqualified while in a coma, Eva is out." "What?! Your dead mcclain! You're frickin dead!" "Whats the new exit this season chris?" Trent asked. Chris started laughing maniacally.
The campers were at the dock, when a giant kraken came out of the water. "Welcome to the spit of shame!" Chris said eagerly. Eva was stuffed into the kraken, and it spit away. "Well that sure was a shocker. Will Chef get his equipment back? Will Tyler get out of his coma? Will Sierra get mental help? All these mind-breaking questions answered and more, on the next episode of Total! Drama! Paradise!