In a Simple Rhyme
Chapter 1: Confessions and Ghost Writer's Return
Alright guys. New story. First off, I would like to thank Invader Johnny for asking me to write this and giving me many excellent ideas for this story. Next I would like to say this is a sequel to my first DannyxDesiree story, Luck Be a Lady. Finally, while this may be a body switch story, there will be a major plot point that will set it apart from others. Invader Johnny and I found this twist hilarious and we hope that you find humor in it as well. Without further ado, let the story begin. I do not own Danny Phantom. R&R and Enjoy.
After their eventful week in Las Vegas, Danny and Desiree decided to keep their relationship as much a secret as possible. Not only would it embarrassing if the entire Ghost Zone were to find out but Danny's parents wouldn't be very pleased to discover that their son was the ghost boy and he was dating a ghost. So they decided to go on nightly dates. This worked for about two weeks before Jazz discovered their secret on accident.
It was nearly midnight when Jazz was woken by a loud bang coming from Danny's room. Grabbing a flashlight and an ecto blaster, she walked slowly and cautiously to her brother's room. Upon opening the door, she was surprised to see that it was completely empty. The only thing that seemed out of place, besides her brother's absence, was that the window was wide open. Walking over to close it, she saw what appeared to be her brother and another ghost flying towards the park.
"What ghost is he fighting this late at night?" Jazz asked herself. "Maybe he could use some assistance." Rushing back to her room, she pulled on a pair of jeans and a t-shirt before rushing towards the park.
By the time she arrived, she was dripping with sweat. Then the sound of laughter came to Jazz's ears. Not the maniacal villain laughter she usually heard but more a playful laughter. Making her way closer to the source, she came upon the park's wishing well. There stood her kid brother, wearing nothing but a black wife beater and a pair of black boxers. What surprised her even more was the fact that he was not in his ghost form. He then tossed a coin into the well, saying, "I wish to see my heart's desire."
Before Jazz could even ask herself why her brother would decide to visit the wishing well this late at night, she received her answer. Out of the well rose Desiree, clad in a black lace bra and panties and dripping wet from the water below.
"So you have wished it, so it shall be." Desiree said before bringing him into a kiss. This left Jazz dumbstruck. Why on earth would Danny be making out with one of his enemies, especially Desiree? As their kiss intensified, Desiree pulled Danny into the well before they both disappeared from sight.
"Danny!" Jazz shrieked, rushing over to the well. Reaching the edge, she turned on the flashlight and aimed it down to the water bellow. To her relief and frustration, she found her brother not only unharmed but still continuing making out with Desiree. When she aimed the light on the two, it brought them back to reality.
"Jazz! What are you doing here?" Danny asked, shivering a little from the well water while holding on to Desiree.
"I was about to ask you the same thing." she replied in an annoyed tone of voice. "Why don't the two of you come out of there and explain to me what the hell is going on?"
Sighing, the two floated out of the well and landed on the ground near Jazz. She couldn't help but laugh at the fact that despite the cold well water, Danny was trying to hide the erection he was sporting while Desiree had her arms crossed over he chest to hide her hard nipples.
"Your enjoying this too much." Danny said, giving his sister an annoyed look.
"Wouldn't you if I were in the same situation?" Jazz teased.
A sly grin came to Danny's face. "You are absolutely right, Jazz. I wish I could see what you looked like soaking wet and in your underwear."
"Well too bad that won't..." Jazz began to say before her pants and shirt disappeared and she was drenched with cold water. As soon as she recovered from the shock, she glared at Danny and Desiree as they laughed at her.
"Should have seen that coming, Jazz." Danny chuckled.
Brushing the wet hair out her eyes, Jazz glared at Danny before turning to Desiree and saying, "I wish I was dry and had my clothes back."
To her surprise, Desiree shook her head. "I'm afraid you are out of luck, child. Thank's to Danny, I can now grant any wish I choose and I want to savor this sight for a little while longer."
Taking a deep breath, Jazz turned back to Danny. "Would you care to explain to me why you two are on such good terms now and why you would ever wish that she could choose what wishes she can grant?"
"Alright. Just promise you won't harm either of us." Danny said, finally calming down. Turning to Desiree he said, "It would probably be better if we did this at your place. I'm sure none of us want to be caught out her soaking wet and in our underwear or be caught by my parents at my place."
Nodding, Desiree held onto Danny's hand while Danny grabbed Jazz's. In a poof a smoke, they teleported from the park into Desiree's realm.
***2 Hours Later***
After drying off, Desiree and Danny explained the events that occurred in Las Vegas, from waking up handcuffed to each other with no memory of the previous night to discovering what happened and confessing their feelings for each other.
"I'm guessing you two have already had sex?" Jazz asked, an all knowing look in her eye.
"Yes." Danny said, blushing profusely.
Jazz then turned to Desiree. "Do you love him and promise not to harm or destroy the town again?"
"Yes and yes." Desiree replied.
"And you, Danny. Do you love her and promise to treat her with respect?"
"Absolutely."Danny answered.
A grin began to spread across Jazz's face and she brought the two in for a group hug.
"I'm so proud of you, little brother! You have started to mature in to the great man I know you will be." Jazz exclaimed.
Danny and Desiree were surprised and grateful that Jazz was so accepting of their relationship.
"Now you know what we need to do next." Jazz said. The look she gave Danny caused him to groan.
"Do we really have to tell Mom and Dad so soon after we've gotten together?" Danny asked, hoping he could delay that for a little while longer.
"I think it better that we get this out of the way now and not wait for something terrible to happen that forces you to reveal your identity and your relationship."
"She is right, Danny." Desiree said. "Besides, you can always wish that they won't attack us before we explain our situation."
Nodding, Danny gave Desiree a peck on the cheek before turning back to Jazz. "Alright, we'll tell them tomorrow."
"Good." Jazz said, glad that her brother was coming clean. "Now, is there anything else I should be aware about? Anything that could become a problem in the near future?"
"Not that I know of." Danny replied. Turning to Desiree, he noticed that she seemed a bit nervous at Jazz's question."
"What's wrong, Desiree?" Danny asked, voice full of concern.
"Oh, Danny. Please don't get angry or distraught." Desiree pleaded.
"You can tell me anything. I will still love you no matter what." Danny reassured her, giving her a kiss.
Desiree gave him a small smile. She knew he would be surprised by the news but ultimately be happy.
"I don't think I need to remind you how much we have made love since we confessed our feelings for each other." Desiree began.
Danny blushed. Nearly everyday since that fateful day, they had made love, sometimes multiple times a day.
"When you put it that way I guess we have." Danny chuckled.
Right about now, Jazz had just realized what Desiree was about to tell Danny. Lucky for her, his attention was on Desiree.
"Well, something has happened as a result of our passion. Something wonderful and amazing for the both of us." Desiree continued.
Slowly but surely, the answer was falling into place for Danny. "Are you saying that..."
"We're going to have a baby, Danny." Desiree finished for him, hardly able to contain her enthusiasm.
For a second, Danny stood frozen by the magnitude of what his love had just said before he keeled over backwards. By the time he hit the ground, Danny was out like a light.
"Danny!" Desiree cried before kneeling beside him, cradling his head.
"He should be fine. He's just shocked, that's all." Jazz reassured her. "Did you two ever use protection when you had sex?"
Desiree began to blush. "It never occurred to me that we should. During my time as a human, I had been raped several times yet I never bore a child. I assumed that I was barren and it would remain that way while I was a ghost. It seems that I have been blessed now that Danny and I are together."
Jazz patted Desiree on the shoulder. "I'm sorry to hear that you had to experience such pain. I'm happy that now you have a chance to finally have a child of your own. I guess I should go easy on my brother as well, seeing as how you were his first and it may not have occurred to him that he could impregnate you."
The two laughed, causing Danny to stir awake. "Did I hear right? Are you really pregnant?"
"Yes, Danny. I know you didn't expect this to happen so fast but hope you can look at this as a blessing."
Danny sat up with the help of Jazz before thinking about this new information. He knew that it was possible for ghosts to have children, but he didn't expect that he would be fathering one so soon after he began dating one. Then again, at the rate at which they had been having sex, he should have been surprised if they weren't expecting a child by now. Slowly, a smile began to spread across his face.
"This truly is a blessing. I can see how excited you are at having this baby. I know I seem shocked and stunned now but I am overjoyed that were are expecting a child." Danny said, giving Desiree a passionate kiss.
***Meanwhile, Outside Walker's Prison***
As the gates opened, a skinny and bespectacled ghost exited Walker's Prison. Taking in his surroundings, the Ghost Writer grinned.
"Now that I am free from that abominable imprisonment after the Christmas incident, I can finally get my revenge on that pesky Danny Phantom." he said to himself before returning to his home and preparing himself a new keyboard to narrate Danny's fate.