Invader crusader

"GIR!" Zim yelled down the hall way from his lab as he saw the robot drinking bubble gum, the door to the home base openly ajar. "Yes Mastah?" The robot squealed, his eyes a perky turquoise and chocolate gum dripping out of his mouth. "You left the door open again!" The Alien shouted slamming the door and stomping over to the GIR unit. "We don't want any human-stinks sneaking in here!" Zim said bags under his eye lids as yelled for the fifth time today. "You look tired Mastah! You should lie down and have some TACOS!" GIR squeaked as he dragged Mastah into his bedroom and threw him on the bed with his inhuman strength. "GIR! UNTIE ME FROM THIS 'BED' OF WHICH YOU SPEAK O-O-F~!" Zim hollered as the bot strapped him down onto the bed. "Mastah needs sleepz!" GIR said as he turned the light off and walked out. "GIR! GET ME OFF THIS CONTRAPTION! ZIM DOES NOT LIKE THIS!" Zim bellowed thrashing as he watched the GIR bot run off.

~ Mean while with the Humans~

"Gaz! I will finally get Zim today!" Dib shouted enthusiastically as they walked down the alien's street. "Dib this is the 10th time you have said that today…" Gaz sighed in annoyance while they walked, her game slave 7 beeping for the 50th time saying 'you are a winner, proceed to next level!'

"I know but this is the day Gaz! I am sure the Irken army will fall under my hands TODAY!" Dib yelled as the hoped on the bus his expression one Gaz had seen sense they were children and the insanity in the atmosphere only became worse when the Alien himself walked on the bus.

~2 hours earlier~

"GIR ANSWER ME~! YOU CANNOT DO THIS TO YOUR MASTER! I COMMAND YOU TO UNTIE ME~!" Zim bellowed this for 10 minutes the GIR bot having to shut his hearing off for the time. "okay! Alright already!" The Unit shouted having enough he untied his master and thrusted him out of the door of the house in one swing, sliding his puppy dog costume on he dragged his master to the bus. Something is wrong, very wrong with GIR….

~Present~

"Zim I know what your up to-"

"YOU KNOW NOTHING DIB-HUMAN!-"

"I WILL STOP YOU ZIM-"

"WOULD YOU SHUT UP? REALLY!" The GIR unit shouted in his droning voice, his red eyes visible threw his puppy dog disguise. "Zim? Did G-GIR just?...I thought your robot was mental or something….I-I?" Dib stuttered having lost the words to say as he looked at the Irken for support on what he had heard; surprised that Zim was silent as well. "GIR! What is wrong with you? You do not yell at your Master! I have half a mind to-" Zim shouted. "I am so sick of this Mastah! I am sick of how you treat me!" The GIR unit squealed as tears ran down his face, blowing a hole in the roof, running off. "What is wrong with that guy?" Dib asked as he examined the hole in the roof. "I don't know…I think these meat bags are starting to rub off on him…." Zim murmured dumbfounded as he watched the android fly off. "You mean you don't know? It is clear that she is becoming Human…." Gaz murmured in her gloomy way as they finally arrived at the school. "Gaz I think we are getting that-" Dib started but was cut off when Zim started freaking out. "WAIT? WHAT? 'SHE? 'are you saying my android is a F-FEMALE?" Zim stuttered at a loss for words as he remembered all the times he had taken a cleaning in the acidic tubes with GIR right next to him, with a towel. "You didn't know? It is clear as the day. That is why GIR can't focus because she doesn't want world domination, Zim; she wants to have fun with you." Gaz murmured as they walked to the school. The sky started to get covered in clouds as it started raining, Zim yelping in pain as he dashed inside.

~GIR~

"Mastah is so stupid….I'll show him I will…Computer?" GIR asked whipping the tears from his eyes. "What is it sweetie?" the computer asked afraid of what she might do to the computer, sense last time Zim had to pry overcooked waffles from her Hard-drive. "I need some real dirt on Mastah this time! Something bad!" GIR said stomping her foot as she watched the computer process it. "Try putting bacon in the soap, he hates that." The computer giggled, returning to his work.

"No….something worse that will make him see me for me and not some GIR unit." "But GIR that is what you are-" "NO IT IS NOT! I WAS SENT ON THIS MISSION TO HELP MASTAH! NOT TO BE SOME TOY TO DO HIS BIDING!" She squealed at the top of her lungs, the computer monitor breaking from the level of sound, stomping off to Zim's room and slamming the door.

"Dib-Stink? ...what is 'Fun'?" Zim asked as they sat at their lunch table, Zim insisting on sitting with them to figure out why GIR was acting strangely. "Fun is when you enjoy something." Dib murmured as he shoved a spoon of peas into his mouth. "So GIR wants to…..enjoy…conquering the earth with me?" the alien asked, not fully understanding the situation. "No Zim! You aren't grasping the point! GIR clearly wants to enjoy life with you!" Dib scolded, chewing more of the disgusting filth that was the pea. " Your both wrong….GIR clearly isn't some ordinary robot and she clearly has feelings for Zim." Gaz grumbled as she pushed aside her food and began playing her video game. " 'feelings'? what feelings?" Zim asked as he ate the gruel, making a disgusting face as he did. " Love of course!" Gaz all but shouted, she couldn't believe how stupid they all were!

"LOVE? BUT….Love is….she wants to perform the Irken ritual….with me! But Zim can't make a commitment right know!" Zim bellowed as he stood on the table staring straight at Gaz hoping she was telling some sort of strange lie. How could GIR love him, of all people, why him?

Well? Was it good? It was a one shot so yeah… I don't know I was bored.

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