Total drama funny- funniest season yet, funnier then the show, clowns and that man with a balloon handing them out to little kids for candy.
Author's note- I do not own Total Drama Island or the characters used I do not own anything that is copyrighted and I am writing this for my and the readers entertainment
Chapter One:
Chris: "Welcome to the 54th season of the total drama series! This time Trent, Owen Albaloni, Duncan, Beth, Chef, the total drama machine, DJ, Gwen or Sadie will NOT win. It will probably be Eva or Brainzilla, maybe even that Intern who was eaten by the shark. We wont know until I rig the competition for someone I haven't sexually harassed yet, probably Noah, he had sexy arms" *Owen whistles from behind Chris's life sized Sexual harassment Panda doll* "Hey! Quite you!" "Sorry" Owen shouts at Chris. Spitting two pounds of meat. *Chris wipes it off* "Who will win… Total Drama Funny!"
*Theme song starts then Chef interrupts* "I had to listen 53 of these and one of them is enough to make me go crazy! We are skipping the song this season!" *Song fades out*
Chris: "Okay fine. So campers as you arrived two months ago- Heather cuts him off "We have had nothing to eat but tree bark and the rats in that intern's house!" "SHUT IT" Chris screams "Next person to talk before I'm finished is on the boat of losers and goes to the whirlpool of death! Got it?" "I do!" Katie shouts with pleasure "Me too me too" Sadie excitingly shrieks. *Chef drags them throws them in the boat and sets it on fire* "Eeeeeeee" Sadie were on fire! "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" both morons scream and dance while being consumed in the burning boat. "What happened to the- *Chef grabs Sierra and takes her into a cave* *Thumping, moaning and screams of pain are being heard out of it* "Good we've caught on, Now this season there are No teams, No reward challenges and NO bathroom breaks!" *Cast keeps silent* I'm glad your all excited about me winning an Emmy" *cast stays silent* "Cheer or you all go home" *Cast cheers, Ezekiel screams like a little girl* "Good! Now all of you will get first-class meals and stay in a comfy room, all except Courtney, Ezekiel, Harold and Eva that is." "Why not us?" Eva screams "Because you all TALK TOO MUCH! And Chef pick up our next reject!" *Chef grabs Eva and throws her in the water, shark fin is seen near by*
"Now the first challenge…" Chris takes a random pause "All boys into Bikinis! Now" *All the girls giggle while the boys complain*
*Harold, Tyler Ezekiel, Noah, Justin and Cody walk out hiding there faces, Owen dances out* "I feel so free!" He starts to sing"
"Hey!" Cody starts annoyed "Why are Trent, Geoff, Duncan, DJ Al-whatever and Heather not in Bikinis!" *The other boys look at them* "Well Trent, Geoff and DJ said no, and Duncan and Heather know where I live so… they don't have to!" "Okay challenge over, Justin your out you look the worst goodbye!"
"Wait what!" "Why are we in these things!" Justin screams
"Because I wanted to see who looked the best and it definitely is Owen" Chris says pushing him into Chef's cave. *More moans and rattles are heard*
Join us next time on Total Drama Funny!