The Last Stand Preview

Produced by: Nick Weiner

Characters:

Luke

Zelda

Link

Comedy Relief

Icchan

Scene 1

Comedy Relief: Hello, I am C-3P0 human cyborg relation.

Link: Yes, and I am Michael Jordan

Comedy Relief: You, got a problem w/ my lines!

Link: Yes!

Comedy Relief: Well, okay then.

Zelda: Umm…

Icchan: Icchan GO BOOM!

(Crickets)

Luke: Tea anyone?

Scene 2

Icchan:(dies)

Zelda: Will you get the random dead guy off my carpet, Luke?

Luke: Get dad, he would do it.

Zelda: You'll never get your father's Master Sword like that.

Luke: But mom, I just passed level 15 of the new game "Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force Go!"

Zelda: Titles these days are so long

Link: Dead man coming through

Zelda: EEKS!

Comedy Relief: I got a witch on my foot.

(Chirping)

Link: I hate Crickets! They irritate me.

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