Title: Seductive Summer
Category: Romance/Humor
Rating: R
Summary: It's the summer before the trio's 7th year and they're out to have some fun, as well as some other of our favorite characters! A/N Be warned - this is not just a story about Ron, it's about everyone!
Disclaimer: I own everything. Yep, I'm J.K.Rowling. Of course I am, why else would I be posting a story on fanfiction? Oh, in case you didn't notice, I was being sarcastic! No, really, I don't own anything (except for the obviously different plot). Please don't sue me.
"Man, I am so horny!" exclaimed Ron.
"Me too," said Ginny, with a knowing nod.
This is what an ordinary day at the Burrow is. That's why the Weasleys had so many kids!
"Can you invite Harry over?" Ginny begged Ron.
"Why, so you can screw his brains out just to get over your horniness? And what the hell am I gonna do while you two are making babies?" Ron asked with a look of disgust on his face.
"I dunno," Ginny said sounding innocent even though she's not coz she's a little slut.
"Anyway Harry is coming over today, and so is Hermione," Ron said.
"Why doesn't anybody tell me anything in this house?" Ginny said getting into a rage and storming off.
Ron raised an eyebrow as Ginny left in her little huff, "Damn PMS," he muttered.
"I heard that!" Ginny screeched back at him.
"Good." Ron replied, leaving her to pout.
Ron had only just turned the corner when he heard a knock at the door.
"Ron, it's me, Harry! Hermnione's here too!" Harry yelled out to Ron.
Ron raced to the door knocking Ginny out of the way. He undid the lock and opened the door and was momentarily stunned.
Harry was what first caught his eye. It was very hot out and he was just wearing a plain t-shirt but his muscles were clearly present. And then Hermione. She was, well, georgeous. She was a girl! It was about time, too!
Ron blinked and then Harry said, "Are you gonna let us in, or should we come back another time?"
"Oh, sorry! Um, sure, yeah, in here." Ron gestured towards the lounge.
Just then Ginny ran down the stairs, "Harry!" she exclaimed bashing her eye lashes flirtasiously. "How are you? Oh, hi Hermione," she said when she noticed Hermione standing their also.
"Ginny, bugger off!" Ron said.
"Ohh," she screeched running off again.
"Well, you could say she's really coming out of her shell," Hermione said trying to make a joke.
"Not funny, Hermione," Harry told her.
"Oh," she said dissapointed.
"What are we gonna do tonight?" Ron asked his friends, "you don't know how bored and horny I've been this summer."
"Play quiditch?" Harry asked egerly.
"Nah," Ron yawned, "I've been doing that all holidays and besides what is it with you and that Firebolt? How can a broomstick give a guy so much plessure?"
"You'll be surprised," Harry said raising his eyebrow.
"I prefer books myself," said Hermione.
"Whatever," Ron said rolling his eyes. "I wan to go out and do something tonight!"
"Like what?" Hermione asked.
"I dunno, maybe go to Diagon Alley," Ron suggested, shrugging his shoulders.
"Oh can I come?" Ginny asked popping up from behind him.
"No, where the hell did you come from?" Ron asked yelling at her, "Sod off!!"
"Fine, Harry do you want to come see my bedroom?" Ginny asked him seductivly.
"Ginny!" Ron yelled.
"What I'm only being friendly," Ginny said, once again putting on her innocent act.
"Okay so we're going to Diagon Alley?" Ron asked his friends.
"Yeah, there are some books I have to get at Florish and Blots," Hermione said.
"Same, but I have to go to quallity quiditch supplies," added Harry, "I just want to see that new firebolt."
"Oh, yeah!" Ron started excitedly, "Firebolt Volume II , it looks totally awesome! Fred and George took me to see it last week! Harry, it's even better than the original,"
"Well, I'm happy with mine but I still wanna see it." Harry shrugged.
"Yeah, well, we'd better get unpacked Harry, if we want to go out before they close." Hermione pointed out.
"Harry I'll show you the way," Ginny said jumping up.
"No it's fine Gin, I know where to go," Harry said, "but thanks anyway."
"No problem." Ginny said, continually batting her enlongated eyelashes.
"Right, well you two get unpacked and I'll get my stuff together. I'll meet you downstairs, OK?"
"Sure." Harry and Hermione replied.
And so they all trudged up the narrow staircase to start their summer off with a bang!
A/N - Hope you liked it! I know it's kinda short, but the next chapters are coming soon. Reviews are greatly appreiciated, even if you've had a really shitty day and you just want to let off some steam, we'd like to hear it! Luv Dumbledores Angels.
Category: Romance/Humor
Rating: R
Summary: It's the summer before the trio's 7th year and they're out to have some fun, as well as some other of our favorite characters! A/N Be warned - this is not just a story about Ron, it's about everyone!
Disclaimer: I own everything. Yep, I'm J.K.Rowling. Of course I am, why else would I be posting a story on fanfiction? Oh, in case you didn't notice, I was being sarcastic! No, really, I don't own anything (except for the obviously different plot). Please don't sue me.
"Man, I am so horny!" exclaimed Ron.
"Me too," said Ginny, with a knowing nod.
This is what an ordinary day at the Burrow is. That's why the Weasleys had so many kids!
"Can you invite Harry over?" Ginny begged Ron.
"Why, so you can screw his brains out just to get over your horniness? And what the hell am I gonna do while you two are making babies?" Ron asked with a look of disgust on his face.
"I dunno," Ginny said sounding innocent even though she's not coz she's a little slut.
"Anyway Harry is coming over today, and so is Hermione," Ron said.
"Why doesn't anybody tell me anything in this house?" Ginny said getting into a rage and storming off.
Ron raised an eyebrow as Ginny left in her little huff, "Damn PMS," he muttered.
"I heard that!" Ginny screeched back at him.
"Good." Ron replied, leaving her to pout.
Ron had only just turned the corner when he heard a knock at the door.
"Ron, it's me, Harry! Hermnione's here too!" Harry yelled out to Ron.
Ron raced to the door knocking Ginny out of the way. He undid the lock and opened the door and was momentarily stunned.
Harry was what first caught his eye. It was very hot out and he was just wearing a plain t-shirt but his muscles were clearly present. And then Hermione. She was, well, georgeous. She was a girl! It was about time, too!
Ron blinked and then Harry said, "Are you gonna let us in, or should we come back another time?"
"Oh, sorry! Um, sure, yeah, in here." Ron gestured towards the lounge.
Just then Ginny ran down the stairs, "Harry!" she exclaimed bashing her eye lashes flirtasiously. "How are you? Oh, hi Hermione," she said when she noticed Hermione standing their also.
"Ginny, bugger off!" Ron said.
"Ohh," she screeched running off again.
"Well, you could say she's really coming out of her shell," Hermione said trying to make a joke.
"Not funny, Hermione," Harry told her.
"Oh," she said dissapointed.
"What are we gonna do tonight?" Ron asked his friends, "you don't know how bored and horny I've been this summer."
"Play quiditch?" Harry asked egerly.
"Nah," Ron yawned, "I've been doing that all holidays and besides what is it with you and that Firebolt? How can a broomstick give a guy so much plessure?"
"You'll be surprised," Harry said raising his eyebrow.
"I prefer books myself," said Hermione.
"Whatever," Ron said rolling his eyes. "I wan to go out and do something tonight!"
"Like what?" Hermione asked.
"I dunno, maybe go to Diagon Alley," Ron suggested, shrugging his shoulders.
"Oh can I come?" Ginny asked popping up from behind him.
"No, where the hell did you come from?" Ron asked yelling at her, "Sod off!!"
"Fine, Harry do you want to come see my bedroom?" Ginny asked him seductivly.
"Ginny!" Ron yelled.
"What I'm only being friendly," Ginny said, once again putting on her innocent act.
"Okay so we're going to Diagon Alley?" Ron asked his friends.
"Yeah, there are some books I have to get at Florish and Blots," Hermione said.
"Same, but I have to go to quallity quiditch supplies," added Harry, "I just want to see that new firebolt."
"Oh, yeah!" Ron started excitedly, "Firebolt Volume II , it looks totally awesome! Fred and George took me to see it last week! Harry, it's even better than the original,"
"Well, I'm happy with mine but I still wanna see it." Harry shrugged.
"Yeah, well, we'd better get unpacked Harry, if we want to go out before they close." Hermione pointed out.
"Harry I'll show you the way," Ginny said jumping up.
"No it's fine Gin, I know where to go," Harry said, "but thanks anyway."
"No problem." Ginny said, continually batting her enlongated eyelashes.
"Right, well you two get unpacked and I'll get my stuff together. I'll meet you downstairs, OK?"
"Sure." Harry and Hermione replied.
And so they all trudged up the narrow staircase to start their summer off with a bang!
A/N - Hope you liked it! I know it's kinda short, but the next chapters are coming soon. Reviews are greatly appreiciated, even if you've had a really shitty day and you just want to let off some steam, we'd like to hear it! Luv Dumbledores Angels.