My first LOTR fic
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I do not own anything. I can't be bothered to write anything else.
Much like a certain hedgehog. (If you don't know what that means, go read some discworld novels)
on with the story
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The sun rose over Hobbiton. The sunlight spilled over the hilly countryside like maple syrup over
a pile of lumpy pancakes. It seeped into the valleys and accumulated into large puddles. The sunlight
squirmed its way into every crevice, like a cat trying to get at a cheese and chicken melted pizza.
Someone decided to organize an orchestra onto the front lawn to play peer gynt suite number one.
All was happy and peaceful and the swallows chased each other round the trees like the stripes on
a candy cane. All was wondrously beautiful, and Pippin decided to have some more breakfast.
Pippin yawned and stumbled into the house.
"Hello house, hello saucepan, hello table, hello jam, hello....Merry?"
"Hello Pip"
"What are you doing in my house?"
"If i remember correctly, this is my house"
"Oh.......OH yes of course, now i remember."
"Yes, we did have a wonderful time at the green dragon didn't we"
"Oh yes, i drank and drank and drank.."
"And sang"
"Oh yes, the singing, how could i forget the singing"
At this point Pippin jumped onto the table.
"Ooooooooooooooh,
hey ho to the bottle i go,
to heal my heart and drown my woe,
rain may fall and wind may blow"
Merry joined in
"But there'll still beeeeeeeeeee
many miles to go"
At this point, a number of jars of preserves and herbs have been knocked off the table by the tumultuous
stomping of feet.
"Sweet is the sound of the pouring rain
and the stream that falls from hill to plain
better than rain or rippling brook"
Pippin jumped off the table and onto his feet
"IS A MUG OF BEER INSIDE THIS TOOK"
Merry got off the table and carefully replaced the misplaced jars
"Oh, it was a fun night wasn't it"
"Yes Pip, it was indeed"
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Alright, i can't right LOTR fic for diddlysquat. I know, i am hopeless at it. But i can write discworld fic
so go read some of that, byeeeeee
yayaayayayayayayyyyayyayyayyayayayayayayy
***************************************
I do not own anything. I can't be bothered to write anything else.
Much like a certain hedgehog. (If you don't know what that means, go read some discworld novels)
on with the story
***************************************
The sun rose over Hobbiton. The sunlight spilled over the hilly countryside like maple syrup over
a pile of lumpy pancakes. It seeped into the valleys and accumulated into large puddles. The sunlight
squirmed its way into every crevice, like a cat trying to get at a cheese and chicken melted pizza.
Someone decided to organize an orchestra onto the front lawn to play peer gynt suite number one.
All was happy and peaceful and the swallows chased each other round the trees like the stripes on
a candy cane. All was wondrously beautiful, and Pippin decided to have some more breakfast.
Pippin yawned and stumbled into the house.
"Hello house, hello saucepan, hello table, hello jam, hello....Merry?"
"Hello Pip"
"What are you doing in my house?"
"If i remember correctly, this is my house"
"Oh.......OH yes of course, now i remember."
"Yes, we did have a wonderful time at the green dragon didn't we"
"Oh yes, i drank and drank and drank.."
"And sang"
"Oh yes, the singing, how could i forget the singing"
At this point Pippin jumped onto the table.
"Ooooooooooooooh,
hey ho to the bottle i go,
to heal my heart and drown my woe,
rain may fall and wind may blow"
Merry joined in
"But there'll still beeeeeeeeeee
many miles to go"
At this point, a number of jars of preserves and herbs have been knocked off the table by the tumultuous
stomping of feet.
"Sweet is the sound of the pouring rain
and the stream that falls from hill to plain
better than rain or rippling brook"
Pippin jumped off the table and onto his feet
"IS A MUG OF BEER INSIDE THIS TOOK"
Merry got off the table and carefully replaced the misplaced jars
"Oh, it was a fun night wasn't it"
"Yes Pip, it was indeed"
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Alright, i can't right LOTR fic for diddlysquat. I know, i am hopeless at it. But i can write discworld fic
so go read some of that, byeeeeee