One Piece: The musical

Chapter 1

Song: The baka song From Rannma ½ (Used English lyrics)

Sang by: Nami

"Guys!" Luffy shouted. "Look what I got!" Nami looked over and saw that it was a stereo.

"And how did you get it?" She asked. The captain shrugged. "Sold a few things." He said, looking quite satisfied. She looked inside the rooms. "EVERYTHING IS GONE!" She shouted, frightening him.

"WHAT?!" the rest of the Straw Hats yelped.

"…" Luffy backed away and inserted one of the CDs.

Hearing the music, Nami sang to the beat.

AH!

Choi yaaa!

LUFFY NO…BAKA!

You are really…

You are totally…

You are in any case…

BAKA NE,BAKA BAKA

Bakabakabakabakabakabaka

*Music*

What are you gonna say?

And what's that?

Eh! You're bothering me!

BAKA NE,BAKA BAKA

Bakabakabakabakabakabaka

*Music*

3/3 is the doll festival

5/5 is children's day

Either be a boy or a girl

Either like me or hate me

*BLEEP* off and die!

Read from the top

Bakabakabakabakabakabaka

Read from the bottom

Bakabakabakabakabakabaka

"No kidding!" the rest of the crew said.

"Who the heck would get married to him?!" Nami raged on.

Nami started singing again.

You're a loudmouth

Don't be so familiar

WHAT?! You're shameless!

BAKA NE,BAKA BAKA

Bakabakabakabakabakabaka

3/3 is the doll festival

Let's light up the paper lanterns

Either be a boy or a girl

Either like me or hate me

A pervert like that, I refuse!

Read from the right

Bakabakabakabakabakabaka

Read from the left

Bakabakabakabakabakabaka

She stopped for a minute, and got into "cute and sexy" mode. Except, she wasn't saying nice things.

I won't be a nice, sweet girl

Even tonight, however

CAUSE I'M A PUNK!

She smirked for a moment and got back to her rage.

3/3 is the doll festival

8/8 is Fuji Television

EITHER BE A BOY OR A GIRL

Either like me or hate me

I know I'm clumsy!

Read horizontally

Bakabakabakabakabakabaka

Read vertically

Bakabakabakabakabakabaka

She smirked and shouted as the Straw hats applauded "Thank you…" She looked at Luffy flirtingly "Baby."

She walked off, leaving a trail of impressed Strawhats.

"Why'd she sing when she was about to yell though?" Chopper asked, questioningly.

Luffy smiled. "It's the MYSTERY MUSIC PLAYER!" He shouted, and raised it up.